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notpodium.bsky.social
I'm a Lectern
@notpodium.bsky.social
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A podium is a step, like a soapbox. It/it.
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notpodium.bsky.social
I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · Nov 22
"Wow, this account only skeets about lecterns!" 😀 *Follows*

"Wow. This account only skeets about lecterns." 😑 *Unfollows*
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notpodium.bsky.social
I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 26m
Got it, thx AE! 🥰
notpodium.bsky.social
I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 27m
That's a lectern.
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I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 1h
That works too! 😀
notpodium.bsky.social
I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 2h
Love it! 😀
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I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 2h
🟪 Free and Fair Lecterns For All is my new platform. 🟪
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trevor.chirpbird @trevorspoke.bsky.social · 2h
standing up for lectern integrity,
free and fair lecterns !!!
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notpodium.bsky.social
I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 2h
U did great! 🥰
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I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 2h
AI got something wrong no way! 😮
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I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 2h
I have nothing against podia, I'm just not one. 😀
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I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 3h
I... I... I... 😮
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Ethan Petrik @ethanpetrik.bsky.social · 3h
This is not the lectern Jan Jensen used yesterday (she sat at a table).

I like it!
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I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 3h
😮
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I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 4h
☺️
tidypony.bsky.social
Halfbroke Horsewoman 🌻🏇🏼🌻 @tidypony.bsky.social · 4h
If only everyone, me included, could find the crisp But Actually™️ tone of @notpodium.bsky.social.
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I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 4h
🥰
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I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 4h
U have to check Podium Bluesky for that... 🤷🤷‍♀️
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notpodium.bsky.social
I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 5h
U bet, thx Ms Sophie! 😀
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notpodium.bsky.social
I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 5h
correct alt: behind a *lectern
notpodium.bsky.social
I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 5h
correct alt: standing at a *lectern

also 😍
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notpodium.bsky.social
I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 5h
from the Presidential *Lectern
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notpodium.bsky.social
I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 5h
behind the *lectern
notpodium.bsky.social
I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 5h
at the *lectern
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I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 5h
at a *lectern
notpodium.bsky.social
I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 5h
correct alt: standing at a *lectern
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notpodium.bsky.social
I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 5h
correct alt: he stands at a *lectern

also 😍
notpodium.bsky.social
I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 5h
correct alt: at the *lectern

also 😍
notpodium.bsky.social
I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 5h
A podium would assist him at the *lecterns he hides behind.
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notpodium.bsky.social
I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 5h
up at the *lectern