Ian Stewart
@noodleian.bsky.social
He/Him Them/They, 38 year old human being, watching the world burn and occasionally posting a Simpsons meme or an individual thought.
Supporter of Macclesfield FC.
Supporter of Macclesfield FC.
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Does everyone just think of OMD when they see 'Sugar Tax' headlines?
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Does everyone just think of OMD when they see 'Sugar Tax' headlines?
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I'm 40 years old, please don't make me "discuss in a breakout room".
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I'm 40 years old, please don't make me "discuss in a breakout room".
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AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
bovril amphetemines
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
🎵
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
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Toby Young, self-appointed king of free speech, is speaking in Hungary tomorrow about UK “censorship”.
He’ll be addressing a group funded by Viktor Orbán’s autocratic regime, which has seized control of the country’s media, judiciary, and routinely harasses its critics
He’ll be addressing a group funded by Viktor Orbán’s autocratic regime, which has seized control of the country’s media, judiciary, and routinely harasses its critics
Toby Young to Address Orbán-Backed Group on UK ‘Censorship’
Conservative peer and right-wing commentator Toby Young is due to deliver a talk tomorrow (25 November) at the in-house think tank of Hungarian autocrat Viktor Orbán. Young is being interviewed by Mat...
www.desmog.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Toby Young, self-appointed king of free speech, is speaking in Hungary tomorrow about UK “censorship”.
He’ll be addressing a group funded by Viktor Orbán’s autocratic regime, which has seized control of the country’s media, judiciary, and routinely harasses its critics
He’ll be addressing a group funded by Viktor Orbán’s autocratic regime, which has seized control of the country’s media, judiciary, and routinely harasses its critics
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🎶Who the fuckin' hell are Slipknot?
Who the fuckin' hell are Slipknot?
Who the fuckin' hell are Slipknot?
In relation to me getting out of bed. 🎶
Who the fuckin' hell are Slipknot?
Who the fuckin' hell are Slipknot?
In relation to me getting out of bed. 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
🎶Who the fuckin' hell are Slipknot?
Who the fuckin' hell are Slipknot?
Who the fuckin' hell are Slipknot?
In relation to me getting out of bed. 🎶
Who the fuckin' hell are Slipknot?
Who the fuckin' hell are Slipknot?
In relation to me getting out of bed. 🎶
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Marjorie Taylor Greene managed to tolerate being subjected to the sort of abuse, that she has subjected trans people to for years, for approximately one week.
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene managed to tolerate being subjected to the sort of abuse, that she has subjected trans people to for years, for approximately one week.
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Orbán coordinates government friendly news a lot stricter than the UK elite, but I am sure they have learned a lot from UK tabloids about reaching low propensity voters. Where Orban's elite is better than the English elite is that outside the core of them that was basically a few football teams
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Orbán coordinates government friendly news a lot stricter than the UK elite, but I am sure they have learned a lot from UK tabloids about reaching low propensity voters. Where Orban's elite is better than the English elite is that outside the core of them that was basically a few football teams
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So far and fast that a Tory Prime Minister agreed with them, as recently as 2017. Then an International campaign of spiteful bigotry, funded by billionaires & supported by a vicious clique of high-profile media commentators, decided they wanted to stop it.
The pro-gender lobby have travelled too far and too fast. A counter-reaction occurred. They now have to wait until public opinion catches up.
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
So far and fast that a Tory Prime Minister agreed with them, as recently as 2017. Then an International campaign of spiteful bigotry, funded by billionaires & supported by a vicious clique of high-profile media commentators, decided they wanted to stop it.
Tbf to The Guardian you couldn't really tell the difference from the picture.
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Tbf to The Guardian you couldn't really tell the difference from the picture.
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Do you think the Jonah Lewie protagonist from Stop The Cavalry exists in the same phonographic universe as his other works? Do you think when he gets home he'll spend his time in the kitchen at the Christmas party?
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Do you think the Jonah Lewie protagonist from Stop The Cavalry exists in the same phonographic universe as his other works? Do you think when he gets home he'll spend his time in the kitchen at the Christmas party?
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Throwback to when I added more sound fx to make this worse.
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Throwback to when I added more sound fx to make this worse.
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OR nationalise it
if the telegraph can’t find a new buyer maybe it should just be towed out into the north sea and sunk
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
OR nationalise it
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Nicky Campbell with his new album "Did I Leave The Oven On?"
I mean what is anything anymore? Michael Buerk doing an album on the trombone. Matt Alwright skiffle record. Gloria Hunniford beatboxing.
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Nicky Campbell with his new album "Did I Leave The Oven On?"
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I wonder if the Mail might actually sack one of their ‘star’ columists for the part he as PM played in betraying the children (and everyone else for that matter)
You gotta love(!) the cognitive dissonance at the Daily Mail. The betrayal of our children and how I plan revenge against mine...
(also: who can blame them?!)
(also: who can blame them?!)
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I wonder if the Mail might actually sack one of their ‘star’ columists for the part he as PM played in betraying the children (and everyone else for that matter)
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This is just asking for trouble.
Sutton Hoo ship name contest urges no 'Boaty McBoatface' suggestions
Sutton Hoo Ship's Company wants help naming their replica, but urges people not to make joke suggestions.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This is just asking for trouble.
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If none of your four children want you for Christmas, maybe bridge-building rather than revenge should be your aim.
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
If none of your four children want you for Christmas, maybe bridge-building rather than revenge should be your aim.
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"Are you trans?"
"None of your business"
"You look trans so I'm banning you"
As many have pointed out, this is not a ban on trans people, it's a ban on people strangers think might be trans.
"None of your business"
"You look trans so I'm banning you"
As many have pointed out, this is not a ban on trans people, it's a ban on people strangers think might be trans.
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM
"Are you trans?"
"None of your business"
"You look trans so I'm banning you"
As many have pointed out, this is not a ban on trans people, it's a ban on people strangers think might be trans.
"None of your business"
"You look trans so I'm banning you"
As many have pointed out, this is not a ban on trans people, it's a ban on people strangers think might be trans.
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steve smith, you scored 17 on your specialist subject, "getting hit by jofra archer"
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
steve smith, you scored 17 on your specialist subject, "getting hit by jofra archer"
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News Agents yesterday perpetuating the absurd centrist myth that platforming Nick Griffin on Question Time was what did for the BNP. 🥴
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
News Agents yesterday perpetuating the absurd centrist myth that platforming Nick Griffin on Question Time was what did for the BNP. 🥴
Before I go to bed. The connection between Graham Taylor's failed bid to get a national side to the World Cup in America, and Steve McClaren's?
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Before I go to bed. The connection between Graham Taylor's failed bid to get a national side to the World Cup in America, and Steve McClaren's?
As a single person who likes a drink, finishes work at 9pm, is epileptic but controlled under medication, that Altrincham bar excluding solo drinkers story is right up my street.
Yes, I don't agree with his reasons, and I won't be going there should I ever step into Altrincham.
Yes, I don't agree with his reasons, and I won't be going there should I ever step into Altrincham.
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
As a single person who likes a drink, finishes work at 9pm, is epileptic but controlled under medication, that Altrincham bar excluding solo drinkers story is right up my street.
Yes, I don't agree with his reasons, and I won't be going there should I ever step into Altrincham.
Yes, I don't agree with his reasons, and I won't be going there should I ever step into Altrincham.
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I don't use the word lightly, but this is really just evil isn't it. "Your identity makes us uncomfortable so be gone from public spaces." Fuck off.
I mean come on: we'll ask but reserve right to exclude you on the basis of how you look. Oh, and if you try to use your birth sex specific facilities we'll kick you out of those as well.
Get fucked.
Get fucked.
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I don't use the word lightly, but this is really just evil isn't it. "Your identity makes us uncomfortable so be gone from public spaces." Fuck off.
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A rare photo of Gianni Infantino where he isn't the biggest cunt in it.
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
A rare photo of Gianni Infantino where he isn't the biggest cunt in it.