Charismatic Megafauna
@nonplussedobserver.bsky.social
General purpose human.
Purist irker. Trip hazard. (Who?/Me?)
Wooo! Flags! 🏴🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴☠️🏁
Purist irker. Trip hazard. (Who?/Me?)
Wooo! Flags! 🏴🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴☠️🏁
The world can, and I cannot stress this too forcefully... just. fuck. off.
The possibility for good with all these incredible technologies available and all we're going to use it for is Slow Death by Capitalism.
metro.co.uk/2025/09/17/d...
metro.co.uk/2025/09/17/d...
'Dystopian' toilets won't give you loo roll unless you watch an advert first
If you don't want to watch an advert, you can pay 0.5 RMB - about 5p - to skip the ads.
metro.co.uk
September 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The world can, and I cannot stress this too forcefully... just. fuck. off.
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Starmer has the worst political instincts of any party leader in history. His entire strategy is trying to appease a bunch of people who already decided years ago they hated him. Meanwhile he's pissing off everybody who tolerated him.
September 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Starmer has the worst political instincts of any party leader in history. His entire strategy is trying to appease a bunch of people who already decided years ago they hated him. Meanwhile he's pissing off everybody who tolerated him.
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🎶 Sound that my microwave makes when my food’s done
Goes before “bong” on the tannoy at Luton
Monica
Chandler
The Crosby who sings
These are a few of my favourite Bings 🎶
Goes before “bong” on the tannoy at Luton
Monica
Chandler
The Crosby who sings
These are a few of my favourite Bings 🎶
August 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
🎶 Sound that my microwave makes when my food’s done
Goes before “bong” on the tannoy at Luton
Monica
Chandler
The Crosby who sings
These are a few of my favourite Bings 🎶
Goes before “bong” on the tannoy at Luton
Monica
Chandler
The Crosby who sings
These are a few of my favourite Bings 🎶
August 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Ha HA! Checkmate, pseudo rebels!
I saw a guy wearing a T-shirt saying "I DON'T GIVE A F**K".
Clearly you do, sir, or your shirt would say "FUCK".
Clearly you do, sir, or your shirt would say "FUCK".
August 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Ha HA! Checkmate, pseudo rebels!
Christ on a bike. I finish watching a film, telly reverts to last channel and the first words I hear are Greg Wallace saying, "juicy peach, creamy cheese and salty ham" and I can't for the life of me look up to see if he's been allowed to go rogue in a BBC revenge edit. Need to puke now.
August 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Christ on a bike. I finish watching a film, telly reverts to last channel and the first words I hear are Greg Wallace saying, "juicy peach, creamy cheese and salty ham" and I can't for the life of me look up to see if he's been allowed to go rogue in a BBC revenge edit. Need to puke now.
There's not one element of this gag that isn't both essential and perfect. Damn this is good.
“You know what they call the Hunger Games in France?”
“They don’t call them the hunger games”
“No man, they got the welfare state, they don’t know what the hunger games are”
“What do they call them?”
“Battle Royale With Cheese”
“They don’t call them the hunger games”
“No man, they got the welfare state, they don’t know what the hunger games are”
“What do they call them?”
“Battle Royale With Cheese”
August 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
There's not one element of this gag that isn't both essential and perfect. Damn this is good.
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August 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Some puns are so good that you can't believe you've neither heard of them nor thought of them before. I feel all my irritating mental habits have been for nothing now. Fuck..
August 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Some puns are so good that you can't believe you've neither heard of them nor thought of them before. I feel all my irritating mental habits have been for nothing now. Fuck..
I don't agree with antisemitism, but it sure looks tasty!
A NHS nurse was told that this background image on a Teams call was “potentially antisemitic” and cause for disciplinary action.
Palestinian existence has been criminalized in the UK.
www.aljazeera.com/opinions/202...
Palestinian existence has been criminalized in the UK.
www.aljazeera.com/opinions/202...
![The author's Teams background - a still-life image including figs, olives, grapes, oranges, watermelon, and a few glass bottles - which was deemed "potentially anti-Semitic." [Courtesy of Ahmad Baker]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tgw3d4hvw3x5ijrxax7lg26u/bafkreiddn7germsq6pbjdzgqn5wzxka7l2nomul27tivpl27dqqhso4lmu@jpeg)
July 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I don't agree with antisemitism, but it sure looks tasty!
This. Like a thousand times over.
Stop eating gold, morons. It makes no sense to eat a metal. You're not Optimus Fucking Prime.
June 22, 2025 at 11:25 AM
This. Like a thousand times over.
Fuck me. Google's gone to shit these days.
June 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Fuck me. Google's gone to shit these days.
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Ouch. Thoughts and prayers.
May 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Ouch. Thoughts and prayers.
"...and you will know us by the shape of our bums".
It's got a ring to it!
It's got a ring to it!
I’m not ready to move in yet but you can set your own butthole scan on my toilet.
April 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"...and you will know us by the shape of our bums".
It's got a ring to it!
It's got a ring to it!
Just had this hidden memory revived and had to share. A genius piece of storytelling.
Christopher Walken’s quite frankly petrifying reading of The Three Little Pigs.
Do NOT show this to your children. They will be traumatised for life.
By his jumper.
youtu.be/JVCiej8Fuig
Do NOT show this to your children. They will be traumatised for life.
By his jumper.
youtu.be/JVCiej8Fuig
Three little pigs read by Christopher Walken.
YouTube video by Craig Murray
youtu.be
March 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Just had this hidden memory revived and had to share. A genius piece of storytelling.
March 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
March 12, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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if stevie nicks and nikki sixx got together their couple name would be stinki stinx
March 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
if stevie nicks and nikki sixx got together their couple name would be stinki stinx
Deffo workable peace plan.
March 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Deffo workable peace plan.
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
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Facebook memories just reminded me of this Spanish Nick Cave compilation album cover which - as someone on the Twitter said at the time - looks like a poster advertising him playing a valleys workingman’s club
March 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Facebook memories just reminded me of this Spanish Nick Cave compilation album cover which - as someone on the Twitter said at the time - looks like a poster advertising him playing a valleys workingman’s club
Post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you
March 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you
OK. Hands up who's imagined this a thousand times in their head already? ✋
Well, who knew the most positive thing about AI would be that it could manifest what the majority of us were thinking Zelensky had EVERY right to do in response to Trump!
March 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
OK. Hands up who's imagined this a thousand times in their head already? ✋