Nicolas Holzschuch
@nholzschuch.bsky.social
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Secrétaire fédéral CFDT Éducation Formation Recherche Publiques, Research Director at Inria. Author of ios_system, a-Shell and Carnets-Jupyter. 56 y.o. He/Him
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adamfare1996.bsky.social
I believe in body autonomy for all.

That means people can wear what they choose, be sexually liberated, be who they are, not be confined to restrictive social norms, have autonomy in healthcare, finances, and everything else.

And importantly, consent is a cornerstone of it all.
nholzschuch.bsky.social
Wernher bon Braun famously said: “Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.”
And he was right. But I think that in modern academia, research is what I’m doing when the boss doesn’t know what I’m doing.
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berewt.biri.name
Et de faire comprendre aux électeurs qu’un compromis, ça ne remet pas en cause son idéologie, c’est juste aujourd’hui un moyen d’éviter le pire en attendant de convaincre plus de gens.
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p4bl0.net
J'ai rarement vu un service aussi merdique que DocuSign. Le machin se pose comme intermédiaire incontournable et ne fonctionne que dans un seul navigateur sans te mettre une erreur qui l'indique dans les autres. Quelle merde.
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kattenbarge.bsky.social
Whenever I see men complain about the male loneliness crisis or unique emotional/psychological issues faced by men, it’s very clear that they just don’t see women as full people capable of experiencing the exact same emotions they do
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andreapitzer.bsky.social
I love books! But I'm 1,000 times more likely to undergo an Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind procedure to make me forget I ever heard about Nuzzi's relationship with RFK Jr. than I am to read her book.
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
One of the funny things about chatgpt pivoting to porn is that Meta already tried that just a few months ago.

Zuckerberg made a John Cena chatbot that would sext with children.

Then, a few months later, Zuckerberg *did it again*. Same results.
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bitterscriptreader.bsky.social
“The humans won hands down when it came to notes, which require actual analysis rather than just distillation. The AI programs were ‘an almost total fail across the board.’”

Nice to know I wouldn’t have been so easily replaced at my old job by an A.I.

variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Hollywood Script Readers Fear They Could be Replaced by AI. They Set Up a Test to See Who Gives Better Feedback
Fearing they could be replaced, Hollywood script readers face off against AI programs to see who gives better feedback.
variety.com
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robmacwolf.thevoice.dog
When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.

When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
mattburgess1.bsky.social
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.
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andycraig.bsky.social
Part of stuffing the press pool with cranks is they get to ask "will you do [crazy thing]?" and he'll give some version of "maybe yes" even if he's never thought of it before. Sometimes it then becomes real policy. They're not reporters there to influence the public, they're there to influence him.
atrupar.com
Trump on moving World Cup games from Boston: "We could take them away. Your mayor is not good."
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golikehellmachine.com
by this time next year, we want ICE agent to be one of the most miserable, soul destroying, hated jobs in america, we want parking enforcement to look like a dream job by comparison
golikehellmachine.com
the thing is, all that knock off amazon operator gear you bought to look tough and scary just looks fucking silly when you are being gyrated at by someone wearing an inflatable frog costume and being mooned by a naked bagpiper on a unicycle, it just doesn’t work, the self image cannot hold
schnorkles.bsky.social
It should not be understated how much clever shit like this actually annihilates morale at places like ICE/CBP.

Getting made fun of like this on national television while people laugh at you is.. well, you may call it victory wine, but it ain't.
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makkon.bsky.social
I don't have a portfolio. I have a scattered mess of images and assets that do a bad job of showcasing my specific expertise.
nholzschuch.bsky.social
"(...) the rest of the kids loved it, because a class of thirteen-year-old boys with volcanic acne and groinal longings is not best placed to appreciate Miss Austen's fine prose."
(Terry Pratchett)
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andreamatranga.bsky.social
There's something called an imaginary color, and I swear that's not a pigment of my imagination
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kateclancy.bsky.social
I am being asked to tell my department which pieces of lab equipment should be supported with backup power because they expect rolling blackouts and brownouts in 2026 due to increased energy demands from AI. In case you're wondering how my day is going.
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erikamoen.bsky.social
LOLLL This reminds me of when Amazon shut down @ohjoysextoy.bsky.social's affiliate account with them and refused to give us the money we had made because they they deemed our site as "porn" (citing specific comics), while THEY WERE SELLING OUR BOOKS WHICH CONTAINED THOSE EXACT SAME COMICS 😂
adactivity.bsky.social
This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa
mattburgess1.bsky.social
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
nholzschuch.bsky.social
Coincidence, j'ai vu passer hier un post sur la fan fiction rédigée par le jeune Terry Pratchett qui mélangeait le seigneur des anneaux et Pride and Prejudice.
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reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
A federal judge said "DHS, you cannot legally put this language into a grant." So what DHS did is... keep putting that language in grants — but with a new disclaimer saying it would only apply if the court order was struck down.

The judge was NOT happy.
rgoodlaw.bsky.social
Judge William Smith (W. Bush appointee): The Government has done "precisely what the ... [court's] Order forbids."

The case is Illinois v. FEMA

On Wednesday, we'll publish an updated catalogue of such judicial decisions on noncompliance with court orders at @justsecurity.org at the link below:
The “Presumption of Regularity” in Trump Administration Litigation
Comprehensive study of court cases involving Trump administration and the basis for courts no longer giving a "presumption of regularity."
www.justsecurity.org
nholzschuch.bsky.social
C'est plutôt qu'un rapport de l'IGF et de l'IGESR ne constitue pas un projet. Surtout s'il y a des morceaux où les deux IG ne sont pas d'accord.
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mmasnick.bsky.social
I seem to recall that it was the biggest 1st Amendment attack in American history when the Biden admin alerted social media companies to some content and said "hey does this violate your policies?" Will Matt Taibbi, Michael Shellenberger and (lol) CBS News Editor in Chief Bari Weiss call this out?
Tweet from Pam Bondi: 

Today following outreach from 
@thejusticedept
, Facebook removed a large group page that was being used to dox and target 
@ICEgov
 agents in Chicago. 

The wave of violence against ICE has been driven by online apps and social media campaigns designed to put ICE officers at risk just for doing their jobs. The Department of Justice will continue engaging tech companies to eliminate platforms where radicals can incite imminent violence against federal law enforcement.
nholzschuch.bsky.social
Je vais faire une soupe à l'oignon, tiens, je pense que c'est ce que j'ai de plus intelligent à faire.