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maz
@mxmaz.bsky.social
· Mar 18
the garfield in me honors the garfield in you
WHERE HAVE ALL THE BASTARDS GONE
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
WHERE HAVE ALL THE BASTARDS GONE
green day american idiot album always makes me smile :•)
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
green day american idiot album always makes me smile :•)
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i’m sexy and i’m kind, i’m pretty when i cry
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
i’m sexy and i’m kind, i’m pretty when i cry
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i need to be dicked down permanently
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i need to be dicked down permanently
has anyone made any progress with a teleportation device yet
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
has anyone made any progress with a teleportation device yet
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Just committed the perfect crime...hope this town isn't home to an intrepid detective who always gets his man
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Just committed the perfect crime...hope this town isn't home to an intrepid detective who always gets his man
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guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
charlie brown had hoes
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
charlie brown had hoes
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i’m tryna put platinum eyebrows on these hoes
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m tryna put platinum eyebrows on these hoes
i remember this.
Denny's Bilbo's Breakfast Feast (2013-2014): Part of the promotional menu for "The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug", this platter featured honeycake French toast slices drizzled in honey, a massive sausage, hash browns, and eggs scrambled with cheddar, spinach and mushrooms
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i remember this.
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If I met any of you in real life I would make myself appear so large
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If I met any of you in real life I would make myself appear so large
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
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who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
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babe, listen, I need you to bring me $15,000 cash and my passport. I out-pizza’d the hut and they are after me
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
babe, listen, I need you to bring me $15,000 cash and my passport. I out-pizza’d the hut and they are after me
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Mamdani hypnotized Trump, MTG resigned, woke 2 rises
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Mamdani hypnotized Trump, MTG resigned, woke 2 rises
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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OHHHHHHHHH it seems like i can finally rest my head on something real
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
OHHHHHHHHH it seems like i can finally rest my head on something real
trump is looking at him like that because he's fine as fuck!!!
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
trump is looking at him like that because he's fine as fuck!!!
this was the highlight of my day for sure
You sure?
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
this was the highlight of my day for sure
i feel like my brain is melting out my ears from stress
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
i feel like my brain is melting out my ears from stress
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy