⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️
@mrjhnsn.com
IT Security Admin/Blue Team – He/Him/Fucker – Weapons Grade Shitposting
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️Trans Rights = Human Rights.
🅅 Veilid for the people.
Antifascist Tech Support ™️
Don’t like me, complain to my boss: 248-434-5508
MrJhnsn.com
SF, CA
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️Trans Rights = Human Rights.
🅅 Veilid for the people.
Antifascist Tech Support ™️
Don’t like me, complain to my boss: 248-434-5508
MrJhnsn.com
SF, CA
This will get someone’s ass beat for transvestigating and someone else will get a major lawsuit win against the state for being transvestigated.
Cis women that are allies should be prepared to fight.
Cis women that are allies should be prepared to fight.
Kansas Republicans rushed through the bathroom ban, skirting public comment by essentially sneaking the bill into another piece of legislation aimed at denying trans people correct government IDs.
An Anti-Trans Bathroom Bill With a Cruel New Twist
A new Kansas law lets those “aggrieved” by the presence of a trans person in a bathroom to file a civil suit for monetary damages.
interc.pt
February 7, 2026 at 10:36 PM
This will get someone’s ass beat for transvestigating and someone else will get a major lawsuit win against the state for being transvestigated.
Cis women that are allies should be prepared to fight.
Cis women that are allies should be prepared to fight.
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Not sure if the iPhone’s Lockdown Mode is for you? Here’s some advice on who it’s for and when to use it. ssd.eff.org/module/how-...
How to: Enable Lockdown Mode on iPhone
What Is Lockdown Mode?
Lockdown Mode is an optional setting for iPhone, iPad, and Macs, designed to protect high risk people from specific types of digital threats. It’s available on any device that can run iOS 16, iPadOS 16, macOS 13, and newer.
Malware and spyware developers targeting Apple devices...
ssd.eff.org
February 7, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Not sure if the iPhone’s Lockdown Mode is for you? Here’s some advice on who it’s for and when to use it. ssd.eff.org/module/how-...
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Getting Started with the BlackCat PowerShell Module azurehacking.com/post.html?sl...
Loading… | AzureHacking Security Blog
azurehacking.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Getting Started with the BlackCat PowerShell Module azurehacking.com/post.html?sl...
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Now, more than ever, people must be able to hold those in power accountable and inspire others through the act of protest. Protecting your devices and digital assets before, during, and after a protest is vital. ssd.eff.org/module/atte...
Attending a Protest
For quick reference, we've created a handy guide designed to be printed, folded, and carried in your pocket (PDF download).
Now, more than ever, citizens must be able to hold those in power accountable and inspire others through the act of protest.
Protecting your electronic devices and digital assets before, during,...
ssd.eff.org
February 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Now, more than ever, people must be able to hold those in power accountable and inspire others through the act of protest. Protecting your devices and digital assets before, during, and after a protest is vital. ssd.eff.org/module/atte...
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
[Long, exasperated sigh] "fuckin' Microsoft..."
[Long, exasperated sigh] "fuckin' Microsoft..."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“It doesn’t have to be good. It just has to be finished.”
“It doesn’t have to be good. It just has to be finished.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Twist a thin-cut swatch of lemon peel over the top."
"Twist a thin-cut swatch of lemon peel over the top."
February 7, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
[Long, exasperated sigh] "fuckin' Microsoft..."
[Long, exasperated sigh] "fuckin' Microsoft..."
Clean bill of health for my sweet boy.
(His curly tail had the vet cracking up.)
(His curly tail had the vet cracking up.)
February 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Clean bill of health for my sweet boy.
(His curly tail had the vet cracking up.)
(His curly tail had the vet cracking up.)
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No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
www.nature.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 AM
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
One of those people scolded me for putting my feet up earlier. 🤣🤣
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
One of those people scolded me for putting my feet up earlier. 🤣🤣
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February 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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Apps that get DNS verification functionality wrong really cause a lot of pain for their users.
Having explained the problem a number of times, I finally decided to write it down so now I can just share a link.
Having explained the problem a number of times, I finally decided to write it down so now I can just share a link.
Stop Telling Users Their DNS Is Wrong
If you’re like me, you’ve had the experience where you add a DNS record for a service. You triple check it. The app still says it’s invalid. You wait. You check again. Still invalid. You start wonderi...
jacob.gold
February 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Apps that get DNS verification functionality wrong really cause a lot of pain for their users.
Having explained the problem a number of times, I finally decided to write it down so now I can just share a link.
Having explained the problem a number of times, I finally decided to write it down so now I can just share a link.
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The complaint in San Francisco is not that Waymos murder pedestrians, it's that they slow traffic down because they don't! Please stop making me advocate for the giant tech corps because I don't like doing it! There are good actual real reasons to hate them use those instead!
February 6, 2026 at 7:43 AM
The complaint in San Francisco is not that Waymos murder pedestrians, it's that they slow traffic down because they don't! Please stop making me advocate for the giant tech corps because I don't like doing it! There are good actual real reasons to hate them use those instead!
Fuck the haters, Star Trek Academy is quality Trek.
Every episode has made me smile, giggle and my heart swell with pride.
Every episode has made me smile, giggle and my heart swell with pride.
February 6, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Fuck the haters, Star Trek Academy is quality Trek.
Every episode has made me smile, giggle and my heart swell with pride.
Every episode has made me smile, giggle and my heart swell with pride.
If I get a remote whiff someone is under 25 they are, for all intents, a child.
when i was a 16yo girl i thought i was an adult. coaching 12-17yo girls as a 28yo really hammered home how much i was wrong about being an adult at 16 and how obvious it is to actual adults that a 16yo is not an adult. if they say they cannot tell they are lying because they are a creep.
February 6, 2026 at 6:50 AM
If I get a remote whiff someone is under 25 they are, for all intents, a child.
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when i was a 16yo girl i thought i was an adult. coaching 12-17yo girls as a 28yo really hammered home how much i was wrong about being an adult at 16 and how obvious it is to actual adults that a 16yo is not an adult. if they say they cannot tell they are lying because they are a creep.
February 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
when i was a 16yo girl i thought i was an adult. coaching 12-17yo girls as a 28yo really hammered home how much i was wrong about being an adult at 16 and how obvious it is to actual adults that a 16yo is not an adult. if they say they cannot tell they are lying because they are a creep.
Good to know that Uber and Lyft’s regulatory arbitrage (and deflection of responsibility) campaign from 2014 is still going strong 12 years later.
STILL hiding data from regulators a decade later🤬🥶
STILL hiding data from regulators a decade later🤬🥶
February 6, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Good to know that Uber and Lyft’s regulatory arbitrage (and deflection of responsibility) campaign from 2014 is still going strong 12 years later.
STILL hiding data from regulators a decade later🤬🥶
STILL hiding data from regulators a decade later🤬🥶
Damn it @dildog.l0pht.com reminding me of my childhood musical interlewds.
February 6, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Damn it @dildog.l0pht.com reminding me of my childhood musical interlewds.
Teams is dirty AF, but it’s a very DISTANT second (or 3rd - sorry Melinda) if we are rating this man’s performance.
February 6, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Teams is dirty AF, but it’s a very DISTANT second (or 3rd - sorry Melinda) if we are rating this man’s performance.
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One of the reasons I so greatly dislike the “can men and women be friends?” nonsense (yes, full stop, shut up) is that it casts suspicion on people with opposite-sex friends instead of where it more often belongs: on people with no opposite-sex friends.
Anyway, yeah. The overwhelming impression one gets from so many of these emails is that a lot of them are guys who have never had a real, serious friendship with a woman in their lives.
Which sucks for them, but also sucks for every woman who has to deal with them, ever.
Which sucks for them, but also sucks for every woman who has to deal with them, ever.
February 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
One of the reasons I so greatly dislike the “can men and women be friends?” nonsense (yes, full stop, shut up) is that it casts suspicion on people with opposite-sex friends instead of where it more often belongs: on people with no opposite-sex friends.
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Can we talk about the software industry's weird refusal to use the word "no"?
DELETE EVERY FILE YOU'VE EVER CREATED? "YES / NOT NOW"
DO YOU WANT US TO SEND RUDE EMAILS TO YOUR MUM? "YES / MAYBE LATER"
THERE'S A MAN BEHIND YOU WITH A RED-HOT POKER "GOT IT"
DELETE EVERY FILE YOU'VE EVER CREATED? "YES / NOT NOW"
DO YOU WANT US TO SEND RUDE EMAILS TO YOUR MUM? "YES / MAYBE LATER"
THERE'S A MAN BEHIND YOU WITH A RED-HOT POKER "GOT IT"
February 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Can we talk about the software industry's weird refusal to use the word "no"?
DELETE EVERY FILE YOU'VE EVER CREATED? "YES / NOT NOW"
DO YOU WANT US TO SEND RUDE EMAILS TO YOUR MUM? "YES / MAYBE LATER"
THERE'S A MAN BEHIND YOU WITH A RED-HOT POKER "GOT IT"
DELETE EVERY FILE YOU'VE EVER CREATED? "YES / NOT NOW"
DO YOU WANT US TO SEND RUDE EMAILS TO YOUR MUM? "YES / MAYBE LATER"
THERE'S A MAN BEHIND YOU WITH A RED-HOT POKER "GOT IT"
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people teaching their LLMs how to do things with skills has the same energy as pickup artists teaching losers how to have a conversation in a bar
February 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
people teaching their LLMs how to do things with skills has the same energy as pickup artists teaching losers how to have a conversation in a bar
I could buy happiness for millions of people, had I enough money to pay for people like Elon’s paranoia to be made real.
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I could buy happiness for millions of people, had I enough money to pay for people like Elon’s paranoia to be made real.
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LIVE at 12 PM ET: 404 Media's @josephcox.bsky.social and @jasonkoebler.bsky.social are taking your questions on the state of surveillance in the US, from Flock cameras to tools Palantir made for ICE to find neighborhoods to raid.
Get your AMA questions in now:
Get your AMA questions in now:
From the technology community on Reddit: Hi! We're 404 Media's Jason Koebler and Joseph Cox. AMA (us) about the tech ICE is using, Flock and the state of surveillance in the US on Feb. 4, 12 pm ET
Explore this post and more from the technology community
www.reddit.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
LIVE at 12 PM ET: 404 Media's @josephcox.bsky.social and @jasonkoebler.bsky.social are taking your questions on the state of surveillance in the US, from Flock cameras to tools Palantir made for ICE to find neighborhoods to raid.
Get your AMA questions in now:
Get your AMA questions in now:
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the villains in neuromancer being a family of gross inbred rich weirdos who want to live forever in space feels a little too on the nose
February 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM
the villains in neuromancer being a family of gross inbred rich weirdos who want to live forever in space feels a little too on the nose
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I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...