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@mrhiki.bsky.social

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https://hikikomorilovesyou.bandcamp.com/ Used to write for magazines like metal hammer, nowgamer, gamesradar, official nintendo magazine, loaded and maxim, but now get terrorised by urchins for a living. Sometimes make a bit of music too.

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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 17h

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz

Jizz

Jizz was a genre of music. Jizz-wailers were musicians who specialized in the genre. Maximilian Rebo and his band were popular Jizz-wailers.[1] Jizz was first mentioned in canon in Star Wars: Return o...

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ChairmanBLAOW @chairmanblaow.bsky.social · 20h

Probably not going to buy the new Mortal Kombat art book

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

So Decibel made an AI deatchcore album huh? Who’d a thunk a rag that put both Varg and Jef Whitehead on their cover and consistently books MAGA cop band The Red Chord for their fests is kinda scummy

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Jay @envinyon.bsky.social · 2d

crazy how level design can have actual intention behind decisions to create certain encounters and not bringing in the original devs can mean you fuck up a lot of key moments!

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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 2d

I believe this was the point where modern Britain jumped the shark.

BOO-trous BOO-trous-Ghoulie @dlbowman76.com · Oct 27

As November approaches, never forget that the BBC pinned a poppy on Cookie Monster.

"YPRES MAKE COOKIE MONSTER SAD. NO COOKIES AT SOMME."

A middle-aged white man in a dark suit seated next to Cookie Monster. They are both wearing poppies for remembrance of WWI. I believe that Cookie was a key advisor to Field Marshal Haig.

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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 2d

I bought one Pelican CD and the drumming was so distractingly bad i returned it. I never return cds, I kept Supercharger by Machine Head ffs.

Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 2d

Apparently Pelican are still touring, I wonder if they got a drummer that could actually play

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Civvie11 @civvie11.bsky.social · 2d

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, KIDS 🎃🎃🎃

WHO WANTS SOME EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATING EXISTENTIAL TERROR?

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POINTS, CLICKS, AND MISERY

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · Sep 27

Everyone has the right to love and be loved, regardless of gender.
No one can infringe on the ability to express love
Something so simple has become complicated in our world
Let's all raise our voices to solve this problem and create a world where we can express love freely and openly.
we have love♡

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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 2d

I was nonplussed too, but the Halo 3 hype was quote fun to watch. Flatmate at the time went to a midnight launch and got a master chief helmet. I also know non gamer types who watched the esports on ginx, xleague on satellite telly

Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 2d

Any chance of this getting a switch port? I got chthulhu saves christmas already.

Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 3d

Poor old John Halo. This is going to be very easy to give a miss. It all peaked at Halo 3.

Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 3d

Yusss. I love that they do weird stuff occasionally

Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 3d

Fucking love that band

Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 3d

They 'hired this man' before nintendo could obviously.

headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 3d

holy shit dude it is over. ring da fuckin bell

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 3d

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 3d

The red letter media halloween best of the worst 2025 is out. It's my superbowl.

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🎃 The Pantastic Mr. Pox 🦠 @mrfox.bsky.social · 5d

roblox lmao

The Contrarian @contrariannews.org · 5d

UPDATE: More donors funding the demolition of the East Wing for Trump's $250M ballroom have been identified

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 5d

A steam review of expedition 33 for not recommended after 77.9 hours on record

Very long and praising of the game until you get to the end and it says "why the negative review"

"Unfortunately expedition 33 portrays to French as charismatic and likable people that's too much fiction for my taste"

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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 5d

I quite enjoyed Enslaved but theres a funny story aboit Alex Garland being perplexed at how dumb ninja theory's writers were, basically. Certainly explains the state of DmC.

Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 5d

Do you have the lime ones in uk? Theyre good.

Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 5d

I sometimes fall asleep watching youtube junk and when i wake up i'm somehow midway through an excruciating 7 hour analysis of the stupidest analogue horror series or gears of war or something. I miss when youtube was happy being stupid.

lou-ellen @louceph.com · 6d

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 6d

They reformed? Alex Newport as well?

Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 7d

Ya promised ye'd take me there wan day, but ya never did ya cunt

oli @olil.bsky.social · 8d

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

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Lewis White - FRVR @slingles.bsky.social · 12d

Hey Dan, this was the second old boss. That was a BGFG issue when they updated the site. I complained about this back when I was there but they never cared to fix it

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