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Jeremy Smith
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Freelance entertainment journalist. Going through it. I've been to Prague.
I've had one MRI, and they filled me full of benzos due to my anxiety. I don't remember it. I was in there for over a half-hour. I imagine they gave Trump the same treatment.
Would love to hear a radiologist weigh in!

I've had several different types of MRIs. All 25-70 mins inside a claustrophobia-inducing tube. Machinery so loud you must wear earplugs. You know exactly what they're looking at.

Is there some kind of MRI that's so quick it's forgettable?

If not... 🤔
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results

Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.

Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?

Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
All athletics at Michigan State should've been shut down after the Larry Nassar scandal.
Yet another reminder that the very best job in this world is failed college football coach.
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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people think “no ceiling” means “lets the rich keep getting richer” because it’s an idea taken from a venture capitalist by a party that has shown no stomach for reining in the worst excesses of 21st century capitalism. It’s not that people don’t know what it means. It’s that they do.
I think people are negatively reacting to the "no ceiling" part as shorthand for "let the rich get richer," though I don't think that's what's meant at all. It's an aspirational claim that *can* resonate with plenty of people. It's about opening up opportunity for everyone, which is good?
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Harvey Pekar contributed more to this world than either of you assholes could ever hope to muster. He was a brilliant writer who plugged away at his Cleveland VA job, battled cancer *multiple times* and raised a beautiful family. He was an anti-establishment icon. Fuck all the way off.
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Here comes Mason Adolf!
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Some bad news. The great film and culture writer Nathan Rabin was in a serious car accident. He is expected to recover, but he has a rough path ahead. Now is a great time to buy his new book (I just did, looks cool!) - a thorough investigation of movies about movies.

bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
The Fractured Mirror: Nathan Rabin's Happy Place's Definitive Guide to American Movies About Filmmaking
Nathan Rabin's Happy Place's Definitive Guide to American Movies About Filmmaking
bookshop.org
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Get the feeling we're going to find out the new KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR features AI enhancements.
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
THE INVENTION OF LOVE in 2001. Lovely production with actors who could make his dialogue sing. I'll cherish that forever.
The first playwright I properly studied (after Shakespeare) was Tom Stoppard. When I went to New York the first thing I did was buy a ticket to Leopoldstadt on Broadway, unable to believe that you could simply go see a new work from an old master. It was glorious. Vale to one of the all-time greats.
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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“To believe anything about Epstein coming from Trump and his cronies requires a complete suspension of common sense, which is why it’s good to remember that the simplest explanation is often the correct one: they’re lying.” — @justinglawe.bsky.social
MAGA's Epstein gaslighting is unsustainable
To believe anything they say requires a complete suspension of common sense.
www.publicnotice.co
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Vintage Stoppard as performed by Oldman & Roth. Delightful stuff. youtu.be/u3xIs0aajN4?...
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead (1990) - Playing Questions Scene (2/11) | Movieclips
YouTube video by Movieclips
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I cannot bring myself to refer to Tom Stoppard in the past tense. He is my favorite writer, and that will never change. "The procession is very long and life is very short. We die on the march. But there is nothing outside the march so nothing can be lost to it." Godspeed, sir.
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
And I would anywhere be anywhere else than here today.
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Insanely stupid and short-sighted choice. I didn't even know they were still trying to run this racket. You put more universities in danger with this shit you idiots!
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Pete Hagueseth. We should make it a thing.
Hagueseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
10 Better Choices for the National Anthem Than the Actual National Anthem:

10. This Land Is Your Land
9. Cosmic Slop
8. Tonight Is What It Means to Be Young
7. Lido Shuffle
6. Fuck tha Police
5. Close to the Edge
4. Stigmata
3. Erotic City
2. Makin' It
1. The Super Bowl Shuffle
10 Better Choices for the National Anthem Than the Actual National Anthem:

1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The new BEATLES ANTHOLOGY goes deep.
The Dana Carvey Show - Leftover Beatles Memories (1996)
YouTube video by stephenaltobello
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Mini-thread.
Sarah Beckstrom's ex-boyfriend told NBC News she dreamed of becoming an FBI special agent.

She didn't want to deploy to D.C.

"She hated it. She cried about it."

But she started visiting monuments and museums and started enjoying it.

May she rest in peace.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
National Guard member killed in D.C. shooting remembered for 'heart of gold'
The slain soldier’s former boyfriend recalled her empathy and generosity. “She doesn’t even have to know you and she’ll do anything for you,” he said.
www.nbcnews.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'm sure a war with Venezuela, which has a disapproval rating lower than Trump, will fix things for him.
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25

President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)

news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This is heinous.
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.

REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?

TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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It's easy to be numb because it's par for the course nowadays, but repeatedly calling a reporter who asks a reasonable question "stupid" is conduct unbecoming for a small-town mayor, let alone the President of the United States.

The press exists to play a watchdog role, not be a supplicant.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Air Supply
Ministry
Peter, Paul & Mary
Pantera
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Bowie
Iggy
PJ Harvey
Jane’s Addiction
Little Jimmy Scott
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Weird Al Yankovic
G3 (Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Kenny Wayne Shepherd)
Ben Folds (Five) (x5)
Nine Inch Nails
Regina Spektor
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM