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Michael Brennan

@mpb07.bsky.social

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Screenwriter, Movie Lover, Hope to High-Five a Sea Lion Someday. My “bangers” (skeets with more than 1 like): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers

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Michael Brennan @mpb07.bsky.social · Mar 5

Reading a biography of Jesse James' lesser known brother, Jazzy James. He wasn't much of an outlaw, but oh how he loved the dance

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Michael Brennan @mpb07.bsky.social · 3d

The biggest mindfuck of getting older is when things that happened yesterday feel like they happened 30 years ago and things that happened 30 years ago feel like they happened yesterday. Why did no one prepare me for this?

Michael Brennan @mpb07.bsky.social · 6d

You guys killed it. The two Black Phone parts feel like a complete whole. Loved it. Congrats on the big weekend!

Michael Brennan @mpb07.bsky.social · 18d

Perfectly stated.

A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal

This is a comic about AI art.

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Michael Brennan @mpb07.bsky.social · 27d

I hope everyone is enjoying this because we will never see his like again. Truly a 1 of 1

Michael Brennan @mpb07.bsky.social · Sep 15

Same, Dan!

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Dan Franko @danfranko.bsky.social · Sep 15

Great to have all of these people in the same place at the same time for the first time in a LONG time! I’d steal from Terry Benedict with this crew!

@iboldsluglines.bsky.social
@gcgeek.bsky.social
@mpb07.bsky.social
#frightreadsbookfestival
#TheNightWatchmen

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Ash Lazer @ashlazer.bsky.social · Sep 8

Absolutely honored to collaborate with pro screenwriter & content creator Nic Curcio for an exclusive launch vid:

Follow him on IG (NicolasCurcio) & TikTok (NicolasCurcioWriter) for the full video! Here’s a clip!

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Ash Lazer @ashlazer.bsky.social · Sep 8

Lights. Camera. RADNESS—

For your consideration, The Stunt List S4 presents the premiere of an original series from an Oscar-winner, never-before-seen pages from a comedy legend, & introduces emerging scribes who are HOT (on the page) but don’t know it—

Marquee preview below #scriptsky 👇🏻

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Michael Brennan @mpb07.bsky.social · Sep 6

Congrats, Rudi!!

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Michael Brennan @mpb07.bsky.social · Sep 6

Congrats, Phoenix!!

Michael Brennan @mpb07.bsky.social · Sep 5

Not unlike Jay-Z, I too have 99 problems, but I round them up to 100 because of my OCD

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · Aug 13

A wasp’s nest is just a goth piñata

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · Aug 16

I’m smart but I’m nondirectionally smart

That means I’m not good at anything

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Fomonster Simpson 🎃 @haliphacks.bsky.social · Aug 12

DTF stands for Decided To Floss.

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · Aug 25

I put on my t-shirt like everyone else. With a cannon.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · Aug 26

Not a lot of people know this but the MC in MC Hammer stands for master carpenter

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Fomonster Simpson 🎃 @haliphacks.bsky.social · Jan 20

I forgot the name for wood stove so instead I called it indoor camp fire.

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Michael Brennan @mpb07.bsky.social · Aug 27

Spoiler alert: the missing nutrient is Brawndo. It’s got what bees (and plants) crave!

Scientists found the missing nutrients bees need — Colonies grew 15-fold

Scientists have developed a breakthrough food supplement that could help save honeybees from devastating declines. By engineering yeast to produce six essential sterols found in pollen, researchers pr...

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Michael Brennan @mpb07.bsky.social · Aug 26

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Due to unusual scream volume, the abyss cannot answer your screams at this time. Your screams are very important to us. Please continue to scream and we will be with you shortly

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Michael Brennan @mpb07.bsky.social · Aug 22

*images of double-decker buses, Big Ben, the Houses of Parliament, and random people eating fish and chips all set to London Calling by The Clash*

-every tv show & movie subtly letting us, the viewers, know that this one is set in London

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Fomonster Simpson 🎃 @haliphacks.bsky.social · Jun 26

1990s Summer would fix me.

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · Aug 20

Welcome to your 50s. You know every word of “Rapper’s Delight” but you forgot you already bought bananas yesterday and now you’re ready to feed the monkeys you don’t even have.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · Aug 22

These hips don't lie...nor do these replacements.

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · Aug 13

“Are you packed for our camping trip?”

Me grabbing all-over body deodorant spray and that’s it: yep

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