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pro yapper. Florida escapee turned northerner. opinions (usually) mine. strictly non-legal burner.
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zelenasage.blacksky.app
I put my braids in a big bun.

I tilt my head back & pour warm water mixed w/ shampoo on my scalp.

I massage my scalp in between the braids then rinse the scalp. I put tea tree oil on the scalp.

I put some braiding grease/gel on the roots & put on a headscarf on edges to set it overnight.
mouthyattorney.bsky.social
I have a serious question for the girls who workout 3-4x week:

Do you not wash your scalp when your hair is in braids?

Like, you go a full 6-10 weeks without washing your hair at all? How? Dry shampoo? I have concerns.
mouthyattorney.bsky.social
All that gel and edge control mixed with sweat and dirt would drive me absolutely NUTS. Going longer than 2 weeks without even just rinsing it off? Are you not itchy?
mouthyattorney.bsky.social
I have a serious question for the girls who workout 3-4x week:

Do you not wash your scalp when your hair is in braids?

Like, you go a full 6-10 weeks without washing your hair at all? How? Dry shampoo? I have concerns.
mouthyattorney.bsky.social
I’ve seen arguments over a BLUEBERRY. The slice size, whether it’s organic, baby-led weaning age, tongue ties, using cotton bibs vs. silicon, if an insect touched it it’s not kosher…

A basic ass, funky ass blueberry 🤣

Ya’ll better than me, bc I would’ve told these other moms to fuck off.
mouthyattorney.bsky.social
The child-rearing side of the internet is actual hell. I’m glad in so many ways I haven’t needed to approach that subset of lunatics, because it is impossible to please strangers.
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trestiffany.bsky.social
This is primarily happening to a specific demographic of moms, and that should be noted.
jessicacalarco.com
We need to talk about how social media algorithms push moms down a slippery slope of distrust.

From "Are my kids getting enough support in school?" To "Maybe I should homeschool." To "Maybe modern medicine is bad."

I've seen this first-hand in research I'm doing on parenting apps. 1/🧵
mouthyattorney.bsky.social
Happy birthday Jerry Jahmeel Tyrone Luther King, Jr! @bostonjerry.bsky.social sandwich king. Seasoned ally. Friend in my head. Enjoy your day ❤️🙏🏽🎉
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bemorelikeharper.bsky.social
Leave me alone with a loaf of good bread and stick of high quality butter. I will show you a real eater.
mouthyattorney.bsky.social
Peach preserves with my coffee are a must tomorrow!
mouthyattorney.bsky.social
I just made a fresh loaf of sourdough last night 😮‍💨😮‍💨
revizion.me
Speaking of which: this would be a perfect time to make some bread!
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mouthyattorney.bsky.social
You should be here. Oooo, I wish you were here.
mouthyattorney.bsky.social
Malcolm-Jamal Warner and D’Angelo in the same year is beyond trash.

I’m actually not sure I have the words.
revizion.me
2025 trash, ain’t it?
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getthebagcoach.bsky.social
And that’s the crazy thing about life it’s no way to prepare for that
mizzhomebawdy.blacksky.app
Definitely hard being at that age now seeing people I admired growing up pass on…. 💔
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feloniousmunk.blacksky.app
3 classic albums. No skips. Love songs. Liberation songs. Sensual songs. Fun songs. Black ass music. 51 is too young. D'Angelo can't be gone.
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rollingstone.com
D’Angelo, the neo-soul trailblazer and modern visionary whose three albums were all heralded as classic works of art, has died at age 51.

Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
mouthyattorney.bsky.social
Ah, man. Pancreatic and colon cancers will take you out quickly. This is awful news if true. 💔