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🥌 curlers do it with 40-lb stones. 🚫 DM
@elonmusk is a terrible manager; everything he touches catches fire
#EEMTCF
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It looks like more details are surfacing about what the Russians have on Trump. Seems like he’s got a bit of a “Putin’s pet” situation going on here!
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I used to think cover versions of songs should be faster or as fast as the original to avoid the slippery slope into dirge-y faux profundity.

But now I think covers can be any tempo that doesn't make you think about the tempo.
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Hey MAGA, People are not dressing down to fly because they lack respect. They are just trying to make their flight as comfortable as possible because it is, in fact, the airlines who lack respect for their passengers. Give them some space and better airline experience!
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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The OG Simon's Cat film!
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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We may be getting the Epstein Files in December, but they’re still hiding the Jobs Report, the Inflation Report, and the GDP Report.
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Sure looks like Karoline Leavitt had her nephew's mother deported right before Thanksgiving as a favor to her brother.
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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To the Ukrainian people...just know that REAL patriots in the United States...support you all the way.

#HOLDFAST
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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How do folks forget about Senator Grassley when they’re talking about politicians being too old for their jobs?

🗣️He’s 92 years old!!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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So a bunch of people who want enormous financial bribes from Russia bypassed the man who REMAINS both Secretary of State and National Security Advisor to capitulate to Russia.

Then he got the backing of key Senators, and with it, tried, once again, to prevent the total capitulation by the US.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Reminder to schedule a colonoscopy
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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If your entire economy is based on middle class spending then maybe you shouldn't have actively destroyed the middle class
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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I mean, you could pay $10 to read Ryan Lizza‘s writing about Olivia Nuzzi’s sexcapades with the brainworm guy or you could lick the floor of a bus stop bathroom for free. Either way you’ll end up with the same taste in your mouth.

Choose wisely…
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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This UFO nonsense is indicative of the ignorance and credulity of a vast swath of the American people.

The only way to fight is to be absolutely brutal now in destroying false beliefs and the grifter/fraud/zealot pipeline.

Follow the money. Always. Squirrel mentality for the nutters.
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Never forget who MTG really is.

courtesy of @mindcite.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring:

"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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All they did was take the first movie and add shallots and sour cream.
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Too mean? 🤷🏼‍♂️
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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As it gets colder, please remember to NEVERRR plug a space heater into a power strip, which are not designed to handle the high current flow and can overheat or even catch fire! Directly into the wall outlet ONLY!
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Nope. The headline should actually read “Astronomers using ML discover quasars acting as lenses”
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Brett Meiselas on MTG: The craziest thing is it's not like she even said anything bad about Trump. Nor did she even suggest he was involved with Jeffrey Epstein. All she said was that the people deserve the Epstein files — and he lost his mind. That’s the definition of “a hit dog will holler.”
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Kind of a big deal that @hellgatenyc.com can confirm that NYC First Deputy Mayor Randy Mastro used his position to cancel Kehlani's SummerStage concert in order to punish the artist for their political speech on Palestine:

hellgatenyc.com/randy-mastro...
How Randy Mastro Killed the Kehlani SummerStage Concert—And a Whole Lot More
With Mayor Adams thinking about his next act, the former first deputy mayor to Rudy Giuliani is now "guiding every conceivable aspect of this administration."
hellgatenyc.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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This is so utterly ridiculous cos the two songs that reference demons - How It’s Done and Takedown - are quite literally about killing demons; and you’d think Christians would be okay with that.
Singing of KPop Demon Hunters songs banned at school in Poole - BBC News
The head teacher tells parents references to demons can feel "deeply uncomfortable" to Christians.
www.bbc.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM