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mitre
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Dead Fleets jester
Cask of Amontillado fan account

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tears are just eye piss
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I don’t need an electronic to see your posts
August 11, 2023 at 10:28 PM
i fuckig hate sun. moon is best
the sun is pissing and shitting all over the place right now. disgustig
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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the sun is pissing and shitting all over the place right now. disgustig
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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tonight is a night I don’t regret spending so much time on line
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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yeah i support our veterans
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
i became a swan btw 🦢
itss almost swan month (november)
November 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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November is the best month. Everyone born in November is hotter than the rest of us. I love it so much, I’m getting a misspelled Novembre tattoo to commemorate.
November 1, 2023 at 2:08 PM
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I’m blocking anyone who says something unkind about the month of November
September 29, 2023 at 10:55 PM
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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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getting naked and then using adhesive rollers on each other to get rid of unwanted particles
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
dear diary,
had to mute a new word on blue sky again today...
October 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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keeping things jovial by having no idea what's happening
October 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Looking like shit kinda sneaks up on you
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Why do i have 3 missed calls can everyone get a grip
October 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
honestly people just need more orgasms
October 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
hummock + bummock iceberg pictures are so scary
October 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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reposting the flop until it gets enough pity likes
October 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Yfw you spend four hours curating a post. proofreading, re-writing, re-structuring, experiene a full language inferiority panic attack, and hit send. Nothing.
'Now I know how Mary Tudor felt,' you think.
Someone else posts 'the cheese sauce stays on during sex' and is rocketed to post stardom.
February 17, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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a 'choose your own adventure', but it's just a matter of which account to mute today
May 8, 2024 at 12:42 PM
everyone look at raul julia
October 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Stop what you are doing and think about Raul Julia instead
October 9, 2023 at 12:10 AM
trying carrots for the very first time
October 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
i keep trying to get my favourite photo of all time (mank john houseman bending over) to be my mastodon banner, and it keep fucking it up and covering the cheeks and i'm about to rage delete my account
October 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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i think it's beautiful that spiders technically drink their prey rather than eat it
October 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM