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Fucker of all time
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did pretty good in a ass kicking tournament and got handed a big fnacy trophy but now i gotta hold onto it for a year and not break it or lose it smdh
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
cookin up hams
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
hyng oveer. feel like micrawaved dookie from a hard night at the gym

time to bayblate
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
sambusa
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
been busy hittin the gym [da club]
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
how come u gotta post this when im hungy
Let us devour the sprawling stars, for here the sceptre has stamped.
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
one a thos days
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
i be on the turlet thinkin thoughts about stuff in this i am alone on this fuck earth
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
getting fucking killed and obliterated by the beam attack rn -_-
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
the got dang sun is shooting a dark souls moonlight greatsword wave attack our way and im gonna miss the lightshow on account of thes fuck ass snows
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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DOOF TRAM YADSEUT
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
been busy gettin flat
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
been busy learning a stance so indomitable that enemis will simply be incapable of landing attacks due to my honest heart and strenth of will
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
it fuckings snowing man what a hell
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
been busy cause i heard a rock organ solo that elevated my beastly soul to the 6 thousanth heaven and it took a really long time to get back cause my speed is greatly reduced when in soul form
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
roommate just took one look at Kyle Fletcher and was like "that guy looks like anthony fantano" #AEW
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
jwrsy mikes and a bottle of wine i am the king of shit hell
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Why do apes suddenly appear 🎶🎵
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
in fact:
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
guy named Grone Shoesize
guy named Armouir Dogson
guy named Tinsel Bink
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Ongoing potion research has produced a hell of a thing. This is a cough drop dissolved in a shot of vodka. the menthol in the cough drop along with the alchohol produces an effect i can only describe as "shriving"

its called the Coughka shot. this shit will turn you into a bug.
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
real talk theres something about operating large complicated machinery that kind of reminds me of taking care of livestock. walking into work like "ok bessie whats ailing you today", making sure the thing has enough feed and water, etc
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM