Monster Mike Welch (he/him)
@monstermikewelch.bsky.social
Blues guitarist. Occasional recording artist. The monster at the end of this book.
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Blueberry hill, duh
Where do you seek thrills?
1. haunted theaters
2. mossy old forests
3. in bed with a book
4. modern chemistry
1. haunted theaters
2. mossy old forests
3. in bed with a book
4. modern chemistry
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Blueberry hill, duh
Beatles Anthology 4. Those cheeky little shits could REALLY sing
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Beatles Anthology 4. Those cheeky little shits could REALLY sing
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We need to stop focusing on the Epstein Files and beat the Republicans by focusing on “kitchen table issues,” such as why Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
We need to stop focusing on the Epstein Files and beat the Republicans by focusing on “kitchen table issues,” such as why Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.
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nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position
Currently obsessed with the internal rhyme scheme of “stand or FALL I know THERE shall be peace in the valley and it’s ALL an afFAIR of my life with the heroes and villains.” Vowel sounds as percussion instruments! Van Dyke Parks!
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Currently obsessed with the internal rhyme scheme of “stand or FALL I know THERE shall be peace in the valley and it’s ALL an afFAIR of my life with the heroes and villains.” Vowel sounds as percussion instruments! Van Dyke Parks!
In the past, I’ve been very open about this sort of thing, so here goes - once again, my depression has gotten out of control. So in order to continue living, I’ve started TMS (Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation, or “big fuckin’ magnet”) therapy for the next few weeks. Fingers crossed.
October 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
In the past, I’ve been very open about this sort of thing, so here goes - once again, my depression has gotten out of control. So in order to continue living, I’ve started TMS (Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation, or “big fuckin’ magnet”) therapy for the next few weeks. Fingers crossed.
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Me: 2025 has been so good for horror
You: Yeah! What have been your favorite movies so far
Me: What's a movie
You: Yeah! What have been your favorite movies so far
Me: What's a movie
August 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Me: 2025 has been so good for horror
You: Yeah! What have been your favorite movies so far
Me: What's a movie
You: Yeah! What have been your favorite movies so far
Me: What's a movie
Current mood: bummed out that the single of Buck Owens’s “Who’s Gonna Mow Your Grass” has more of the harpsichord and the album version has more of the fuzz guitar and desperately wishing there were one mix with both things super loud
August 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Current mood: bummed out that the single of Buck Owens’s “Who’s Gonna Mow Your Grass” has more of the harpsichord and the album version has more of the fuzz guitar and desperately wishing there were one mix with both things super loud
OUT TODAY! It’s been a weird ass journey to getting this one written, recorded, and released, but I am proud to announce that Keep Living Til I Die is out and available for listening and purchasing! orcd.co/mmwkltid
August 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
OUT TODAY! It’s been a weird ass journey to getting this one written, recorded, and released, but I am proud to announce that Keep Living Til I Die is out and available for listening and purchasing! orcd.co/mmwkltid
NEW SINGLE OUT NOW ON ALL STREAMING PLATFORMS! Listen to “Hell Hound On My Trail” at orcd.co/mmwhhomt
July 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
NEW SINGLE OUT NOW ON ALL STREAMING PLATFORMS! Listen to “Hell Hound On My Trail” at orcd.co/mmwhhomt
Just a reminder that June 11 was a pagan celebration co-opted by the Coca Cola corporation and Big Birthday to sell you more Mike Welch
June 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Just a reminder that June 11 was a pagan celebration co-opted by the Coca Cola corporation and Big Birthday to sell you more Mike Welch
*Bill Murray lounge singer voice* Andor/nothing but Andor/give me that Andor/don’t let it end
May 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
*Bill Murray lounge singer voice* Andor/nothing but Andor/give me that Andor/don’t let it end
*points at screen* so, here’s the Thing…
April 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
*points at screen* so, here’s the Thing…
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The walnuts was Paul
Baskin-Robbins Beatle Nut Ice Cream (1964-1964): Pistachio ice cream with walnuts and a fudge ripple, released to commemorate the Beatles first American tour.
March 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The walnuts was Paul
I’m waiting for the reboot where Dylan goes electric by falling in a vat of experimental eels
December 22, 2024 at 3:21 PM
I’m waiting for the reboot where Dylan goes electric by falling in a vat of experimental eels
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oh shit the 2025 calendar just leaked. i'm probably gonna be dmca'd for sharing this but it's worth it. i guess if my account gets nuked you'll know why
December 19, 2024 at 3:34 PM
oh shit the 2025 calendar just leaked. i'm probably gonna be dmca'd for sharing this but it's worth it. i guess if my account gets nuked you'll know why
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someone should invent a search engine
November 30, 2024 at 10:10 PM
someone should invent a search engine
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Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
November 29, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
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Your cyber security name is the name of your first pet, the street you grew up on and the long number on the front of your debit card
November 28, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Your cyber security name is the name of your first pet, the street you grew up on and the long number on the front of your debit card
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People ask me how I produce such unimpressive pieces of origami. Well, the answer is twofold,
November 29, 2024 at 9:07 AM
People ask me how I produce such unimpressive pieces of origami. Well, the answer is twofold,
Timothée Chalamet in DON’T TWINK THRICE, IT’S ALL RIGHT
November 19, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Timothée Chalamet in DON’T TWINK THRICE, IT’S ALL RIGHT
“Lion’s mane adaptogen” is a frighteningly Chris Claremontian combo of words
October 27, 2024 at 1:38 PM
“Lion’s mane adaptogen” is a frighteningly Chris Claremontian combo of words