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Chaos Monkey
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Just another refugee from elon's fascist cesspool. 🇨🇷🇩🇪🇵🇸
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"If you're smart and a fascist, you're not honest.

If you're honest and a fascist, you're not smart.

If you're smart and honest, you're not a fascist."

-Italian WW2 proverb
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They make it intentionally awful to make us turn away so they can go on with what they're doing without being seen.

I agree, we all deserve much better. Our children most of all.
December 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Musk.

He's the piece of shit that opened the door to all this hot garbage in the car industry. Before he started meddling, cars were infinity better. Now every goddamn car maker is more interested in stupid gimmicks than in good, honest engineering.

There's a special place in hell for Elon.
December 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Gana labruta fernandez y se termina de ir la salud pública, banca pública, educación pública, electricidad y si la empujan hasta el agua.
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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“We are targeting Venezuela because of DRUGS, not OIL, which is why we are blowing up boats without any drugs and stealing a tanker full of oil.”
December 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Clearly the Optimus robots are worth $500 billion of extra market cap for a declining EV manufacturer.
December 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Tiene cierta gracia que los muy patriotas sean al final unos súbditos de Trump y compañía.
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Aguinaldo, concierto y mejenga, la tormenta perfecta. De veras lo lamento por cualquiera que tenga que salir a las calles hoy.
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Related: i've always been able to tell when the shower turns hot by the change in pitch of the sound of the water rushing out the showerhead.
while making some tea i remembered a substitute Physics teacher we had at school for a bit who'd end every lesson with a general "do you have any questions?" segment and one person asked why when you forget to boil a kettle you can tell by the sound because hot and cold water sound different
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.

They are lying to us.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Facts
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Also every time mass communication changes things go insane. Printing press made people believe in witches around every corner, newspapers ginned up racial panics, radio comes around and bang fascism follows, etc etc.
November 30, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I've said this before.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Saben cuál otro país cuenta solo con unas cuantas emisoras aprobadas por el Estado?

Exacto, Cuba.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
A la gente le pueden quitar la comida pero no el entretenimiento. De todas las personas, el gobierno de pacotilla que nos toca aguantar debería saber eso.
El tema del cierre de estaciones de radio si le está mordiendo la cola al gobierno.
Definitivamente no estaban preparados para el manejo de la crisis que esto está provocando.
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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COP30 overpromised, underdelivered, empowered distractions, backtracked on issues and once again gave big oil and big ag a free pass.

Unfortunately, the suspicions of climate scientists (here in Brazil and abroad) were confirmed again.
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This. The term wants to make it sound like a bunch of stubborn old men in need of being challenged by a rebel, instead of an old fool trying to force his politics upon established knowledge.
I have a degree in English and I can assure you that the word “orthodoxy” is NOT being used correctly and that the phrase “scientific orthodoxy” is an affront to the English language.
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Algunos medios parecen no entender que ninguna cantidad de clicks, vistas o incluso dinero los va a salvar cuando el poder autoritario que hoy aplauden decida que ya no los necesita y se conviertan en el siguiente blanco de la censura.
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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every time i hang out with activists i’m convinced many of them could be doing less. sometimes you have to not do things. i’m an inactivist.
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Ellos crean el problema, inventan culpables, te cambian los marcos de lo asumible, te venden mil mierdas por los medios, te convencen de que la culpa es de otros, te venden sus soluciones a los problemas creados, que crearán más problemas. Y tu repites, son todos iguales.
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Ese mae y Fabricio son los únicos donde no sabría qué hacer si quedaran (ni quiera la araña!) contra Laura en una segunda vuelta.
Lo que les decía y todavía algunes por acá y por allá diciendo que el mae no se ve como una mala opción. 🙄
El candidato presidencial de Avanza respondió si apoya el proyecto de jornadas 4-3, la explotación minera en Crucitas, la venta de activos estatales y la construcción de una ‘megacárcel’; además, habló de su relación con la familia Bukele.
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM