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monief.bsky.social
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@monief.bsky.social
good trouble.
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Women are expected to put everything on hold for a man to live his dreams and when she asks for something, she gets his ass to kiss. Boy, fuck you lmao
December 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Ok I thought I was trippin lmao it’s always “what’s this new illness going around” and never “it must be a surge in the pre-existing virus”
December 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
ikdr
"Girl look at what i had on"

if you can move the needle with an unwashed face ... imagine how you gone make me feel when you try???
December 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I am setting a new goal to read at least one book a month.

Then I’ll up it to 2. Then 3.
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Right now without much thought—Wale, K Dot, Vince Staples, Tyler, and MTS.

Flo Milli and DMX came to mind too.
Tell me your 5 favorite rappers and I’ll guess your age or something else about you. 🫡
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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This is going to go to Kendrick, but Chromkopia was a beautiful album.
Whoo weee

Let's talk about it.
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Honestly, I don’t need you to mask everywhere. I just would appreciate it in grocery stores, medical facilities, airports, and airplanes. That would make my life so much safer. Just orders of magnitude safer.
People continue to call COVID advocates’ pleas for masking “unreasonable”.

Yet people who’ve already been disabled by COVID have no choice but to live with the “unreasonable” burdens of constant COVID safety.

My latest:
substack.com/home/post/p-...
Beyond all reason
Long COVID patients are constantly harangued about our requests for COVID safety. Yet what we're asking for is far less than what we're called on to do to survive.
substack.com
October 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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If YOU cannot figure out how to enjoy an experience that you get to control
Almost ONE HUNDRED PERCENT

You are absolutely the issue.
Lmaooooo and if the app ain’t enjoyable then maybe it’s absolutely you.
September 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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The national guard in a Black neighborhood is not a distraction, okay? That’s fascism.

Yall are waiting for the “big thing” and he’s building it in your face.
August 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Do not dismiss authoritarian displays as “distractions.” He is putting up guardrails to protect his unchecked power.
August 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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It's not a "free country" if the president can unilaterally declare that entire sections of a major city are under an indefinite and strict curfew enforced by military occupation for no reason and with no agreement or support from local elected officials.
August 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
starting my week off with Pilates whenever my schedule allows sets such a good tone for the week.
August 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
ain’t nothing like sliced apples drizzled with fresh squeezed lime juice.
August 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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A social worker dunking on parents for being poor, that’s interesting to say the least lol
August 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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This type of view, over $40 is CRAZYYYYY when you’re studying to be a social worker.

Please do some additional research and exercises common sense and compassion.
Mind you I just paid rent but God provided me a way to get these school supplies. Some of yall just bad parents
August 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Gordon Ramsey Secret Service show is off the chain, lmao.
August 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Same. I’ve recently come around to lemon pepper. Also, plain is a top for me too.
July 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Pet peeve of mine is when actions or asks are captured at the bottom of minutes or an email instead of at the top.
July 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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PSA for flood response: remember to NEVER mix cleaning solutions across classes, especially bleach x any ammonia or ammonium salts derivative (e.g. Lysol & many medical-grade spray cleaners)!! Biological hazard-graded respirators won’t protect against hazardous chemical fumes.
July 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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‘Welcome America’ headliner LL Cool J is CANCELLING his Friday performance in solidarity with the striking DC 33 workers’!

“There’s no way that I can perform, cross a picket line, and pick up money knowing that there’s people out there fighting for a living wage.” www.instagram.com/reel/DLqu8TU...
July 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If I get another “Hi Mathew” spam call.
July 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I think I have watched at least 50 times this morning 😭 I am obsessed 😂
June 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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I *really* want us to take COVID, Long COVID and the lasting effects of 2020 on their (our) mental health into consideration. It def may not be the only reason but I think it’s one that is major and ignored
Ok, I need somebody to tell me why all the young people so God damn stressed.

Cortisol levels be off the charts (literally) and I ask them to relax so I can test a joint/reflexes or stretch a muscle, and they gonna lock back up in 0.5 seconds.

What's going on?
June 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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About two years ago, I saw a tweet from @mcuban.bsky.social A man in his late forties had just lost his job, and he was desperate for help. Cuban responded:

“Start learning large language models (LLMs). Right now!”

That moment stuck with me.

open.substack.com/pub/trygveol...
AI Isn’t the Threat. Autocrats With AI Are.
About two years ago, I saw a tweet from Mark Cuban.
open.substack.com
June 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM