Jacques is in their bridge troll era (純粋; derogatory)
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Jacques is in their bridge troll era (純粋; derogatory)
@mllejacquesnoel.bsky.social
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Wayward academic, Lolita fashion enthusiast, and feminist killjoy. Expect posting about vintage shoujo and BL, maybe some vkei. Will block minors.

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I’m Jacques. I’m an academic, cosplayer, Lolita fashion enthusiast, and sometimes writer & photographer based out of Lower Manhattan.
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The Benoit Blanc trilogy might end up as one of the best artistic statements on the diseased conservatism of our era, and l think Wake Up Dead Man is my favorite of the trilogy, largely because it’s Rian Johnson trying to understand Christianity and its adherents more than having a definitive take.
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Otherwise known to me as “YOSHIKI COME GET YOUR MAN”. Yes.
oh, should we tell everyone? should we throw a party and stream it? will mr. beast and the ceo of salesforce be there
I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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now that knifes out 3 is out proper i am reiterating my belief that there should be like 50 benoit blanc movies. they should have a columbo-esque legacy of running on sunday afternoons when their millennial audience all starts hitting 60.
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
More weird fashion stuff. I’m finally getting to give my weird fashion stuff a real shot but I’d have done this years ago with more security.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Sir Paul McCartney will answer for the crime of recording Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time.
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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シャアム
乗れ この体格差ブームに
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I love public transit!

It’s hard to defend it when you’re an hour from midtown on the A train and that’s only 10 miles.

NYC’s 24 hour/7days a week system is pretty boss. But we need trains to be faster and more frequent.
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
So the Banana Fish AI dub is def cause it’s shoujo and BL right. Like they’re def testing the waters on AI dubbing against two audiences who get crumbs anyway and are likely to take it and smile.
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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I hear working in a bakery is the worst. It's a pain-full experience and there's a high turnover rate.
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home was released on this day (Nov 28) in 1986. The film had originally been planned for release in mid-December. The studio believed this would allow it to maximize earnings because the film would be in theaters during the Christmas holiday.
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Ziggy’s Gloria is a Christmas Song.
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Watercolour painting of a cat called Peanut, along with the photo I did it from. #cats #catsofbluesky #petportraits #art #watercolour #painting
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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25% off of most prints on the shop btw
A few prints currently on sale in my shop. Ends 12/2 ⭐️

www.etsy.com/shop/Skullin...
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Haman Karn and Four stickers from @puruscounterattack.bsky.social arrived! 🤩 Thank you so much, they’re adorable! 😀 #gundam
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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This itch.io creator day, Parfum Nostalgique is on sale for FREE, which is 100% off the original price of FREE or PWYT (pay with your tears).
If you haven't played yet, this is your sign from the angels. Or the demons. Or the therapist-by-day dom-by-night vampires.

priro.itch.io/parfum-nosta...
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I think this routinely.
It’s really funny how a generation will roll its eyes at parents who watch Fox News but doesn’t see why being immersed in Twitter is having the same effect. Lots of serious people show up on Fox News too but that shouldn’t be your primary source on the news.
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Lads I have a retail space.
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Not trying to be a Japan glazer but the A train is really gonna turn me into a JR East superfan.

Save me Suica Penguin.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Accurate. Sometimes I wish my southern accent was better and I could turn it on more.
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I used my Sony boombox to listen to three albums last night while working and tbh? Healing.
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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When I originally designed this, I just put a ton of decals on the truck. I updated the design because the Suica Penguin is being retired. 🥹
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I designed a New Kei Truck Shirt. If you like dozens of us, believe that the best trucks are small trucks, this is the shirt for you. I've also reissued my NICE SHIRT kei truck design. Both are available for 24h only at theyetee.com #keitrucksNA
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM