Matthew Kirschenbaum
@mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
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Critical tech and AI. Cats, letterpress printing, tabletop gaming. Distinguished University Professor at UMD; come January, Commonwealth Professor at UVA. I am speaking only for me, myself, and I—as a private citizen—here. Being a dick gets you blocked.
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mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
Wanted to share here that I have accepted an endowed chair offer from my Alma mater, the University of Virginia, where (after 25 wonderful years at UMD) I will be starting in January as Commonwealth Professor of Artificial Intelligence and English.
Mid selfie of me on UVA Lawn with Rotunda over my shoulder.
mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
Nothing new under the sun arguments are never as clever as they sound. You honestly don’t see anything different from a digital/postmodern culture of 50 years ago? Here are three key differences: push-button content creation/extreme representational fidelity/viral distribution via social media.
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bruces.bsky.social
*Speculative DARPA notions of the capacities of "artificial intelligence" back in 1982. It's pretty clear that modern LLMs have somehow blundered into doing all of that stuff, which was impossible back in the day
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sarapartridge.bsky.social
There are reports that the *entire* office of special education at the US Dept of Education has been cut. These hardworking folks ensure kids with disabilities get equal access to a quality education.

America’s children deserve better than this.
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skiles.blue
I don't know if there's such a thing as a "world cyberwar" but I think we are in one? and the US is determined to lose it. 🧵

Today the admin is mass-firing the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA), the nation's cybersecurity protection across all levels of government.
mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
“Master-Blaster runs Bartertown.”
mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
Everyone spending what money they do have on the same consultants.
mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
If anyone has hot takes on the implications of the just-announced 100% China
tariffs for the board game industry I guess I’m interested.
mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
It’s creeping higher at lots of places.
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mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
Relieved I’m not the only one who thinks about this.
mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
If anyone at USC could comment—
mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
Seeing a report—I have not verified it myself—that USC has just terminated all administrative staff in humanities departments, administrative functions to be consolidated in a centralized “hub” with a limited number of positions to which the now jobless may choose to apply.
mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
Seeing a report—I have not verified it myself—that USC has just terminated all administrative staff in humanities departments, administrative functions to be consolidated in a centralized “hub” with a limited number of positions to which the now jobless may choose to apply.
mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
The more high-end the place the less likely they are to understand that the burger starts with the blend, not with whatever lump of meat they womp onto the grill.
mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
“Please specify whether the rally was refereed or invited.”
mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
When annual reports come around this year, gonna be a lot of university employees looking for the fields pertaining to “last stand organizing and advocacy activities aimed at protecting the few remaining basic core functions of the institution.”
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sivav.bsky.social
Friends keep asking me what is going on at @UVA and what might come next. I tell them I have no idea. The Board is in total lock-down and has lawyered up. Even our faculty senate and state senator can’t get basic answers or even responses. www.insidehighered.com/news/governa...
Democratic Lawmakers Amplify Pressure on UVA
Democrats are demanding answers over the University of Virginia president’s resignation and warning the board against signing a proposed federal compact.
www.insidehighered.com
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roadie63.bsky.social
I just watched the video of the Portland Cop threatening to arrest an ICE agent if they drive their truck through a crowd. Now I see this where the General of the Oregon National Guard says if they get called up they will protect the protesters. People are fed up.
www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
Oregon general’s testimony that National Guard troops ‘will be protecting any protesters’ gains traction online
Brigadier General Alan R. Gronewold made the comments to state lawmakers Sept. 30, and they drew notice on social media this week.
www.oregonlive.com
mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
Huh. Don’t know anything about her I’m afraid.
mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
Imagine explaining this sequence to someone more than 10 years ago.
Screenshot of the Drudge Report where the headlines read: 

TRUMP NOBEL SNUB
MAGA MELTDOWN
WORLD AWAITS BLOWBACK
mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
I didn’t watch, but based on the coverage I’ve seen there were no questions about higher education in the VA gubernatorial debate.

You would think there might have been.