Hi, it's Matt Collins!
@mitchberghini.bsky.social
Do you know what a farm vet does? He helps cows get well so they can live long enough to be turned into Quarter Pounders. It's ridiculous!
Pinned
Have You Had Enough Pain, by Spruce Needles
11 track album
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com
Please buy my music! I will be donating all proceeds to the phone company and my landlords!
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
Konono No1
Tina Turner
Gin Blossoms
Iron Maiden
Primus
Charlie Hunter
Arnold Dreyblatt
The Sonics
Pharoah Sanders
Kardinal Offishall
Tina Turner
Gin Blossoms
Iron Maiden
Primus
Charlie Hunter
Arnold Dreyblatt
The Sonics
Pharoah Sanders
Kardinal Offishall
Introduce yourself incomprehensibly in ten bands/artists you actually have seen and liked (limiting to myself to artists I only saw once):
Nirvana
Ghost (Japanese psych band)
Rollins Band
The Verve
Ladytron
Afro-Cuban All-Stars
Joanna Newsom
Keane
Secret Chiefs 3
The White Stripes
Nirvana
Ghost (Japanese psych band)
Rollins Band
The Verve
Ladytron
Afro-Cuban All-Stars
Joanna Newsom
Keane
Secret Chiefs 3
The White Stripes
Introduce yourself incomprehensibly in ten bands/artists you actually have seen and liked
GWAR
Doc Watson
DJ Shadow
Geggy Tah
NoMeansNo
Jambay
The Coup
Sex Mob
Scratch Perry
Drums & Tuba
GWAR
Doc Watson
DJ Shadow
Geggy Tah
NoMeansNo
Jambay
The Coup
Sex Mob
Scratch Perry
Drums & Tuba
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Konono No1
Tina Turner
Gin Blossoms
Iron Maiden
Primus
Charlie Hunter
Arnold Dreyblatt
The Sonics
Pharoah Sanders
Kardinal Offishall
Tina Turner
Gin Blossoms
Iron Maiden
Primus
Charlie Hunter
Arnold Dreyblatt
The Sonics
Pharoah Sanders
Kardinal Offishall
Old musicians, too
Don't ask young musicians how they plan to make a living at it. Unless they are rich or delusional, they have no idea! They are terrified!
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Old musicians, too
If you don't buy this then you DESERVE AI spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
Have You Had Enough Pain, by Spruce Needles
11 track album
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If you don't buy this then you DESERVE AI spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
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I'm going to make a horror movie set in Toronto and I'm going to name it "Shuttle Busses Running" and it's going to be the defining film of my city
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'm going to make a horror movie set in Toronto and I'm going to name it "Shuttle Busses Running" and it's going to be the defining film of my city
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ATTENTION: humour fans
My CD recording in Toronto on Friday is SOLD OUT, but there are some tickets left for Saturday.
Get them now, or become sorrowful!
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Sam Burns, Nathan Hare) & Sooz Kempner
🎟️: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
My CD recording in Toronto on Friday is SOLD OUT, but there are some tickets left for Saturday.
Get them now, or become sorrowful!
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Sam Burns, Nathan Hare) & Sooz Kempner
🎟️: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
ATTENTION: humour fans
My CD recording in Toronto on Friday is SOLD OUT, but there are some tickets left for Saturday.
Get them now, or become sorrowful!
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Sam Burns, Nathan Hare) & Sooz Kempner
🎟️: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
My CD recording in Toronto on Friday is SOLD OUT, but there are some tickets left for Saturday.
Get them now, or become sorrowful!
SAT NOV 29
W/Hilarity Strikes (Ben Stager, Sam Burns, Nathan Hare) & Sooz Kempner
🎟️: comedybar.ca/shows/michael-balazo-records-a-new-comedy-cd
I've said it before and I'll say it again, the only apps you need are Criterion and Tubi. Also Criterion is affordable enough at regular price 25% off is BANANAS
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November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again, the only apps you need are Criterion and Tubi. Also Criterion is affordable enough at regular price 25% off is BANANAS
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Please buy my music! I will be donating all proceeds to the phone company and my landlords!
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
Have You Had Enough Pain, by Spruce Needles
11 track album
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Please buy my music! I will be donating all proceeds to the phone company and my landlords!
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
Today I'm calling it "Barbed Wire Kisses for Mellow Gold fans"
If you ever wished Railroad Jerk put out a shoegazey trip hop album then have I got a record for you
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
Have You Had Enough Pain, by Spruce Needles
11 track album
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Today I'm calling it "Barbed Wire Kisses for Mellow Gold fans"
Huge if true
verdict: Everyone Sucks Here
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Huge if true
Some cool band names of anyone wants to use them
-More Human Than Human Centipede
-Human Centipeter Cetera
-Moomin Centipede
-HMNCNTPD
-More Human Than Human Centipede
-Human Centipeter Cetera
-Moomin Centipede
-HMNCNTPD
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Some cool band names of anyone wants to use them
-More Human Than Human Centipede
-Human Centipeter Cetera
-Moomin Centipede
-HMNCNTPD
-More Human Than Human Centipede
-Human Centipeter Cetera
-Moomin Centipede
-HMNCNTPD
Please buy my music! I will be donating all proceeds to the phone company and my landlords!
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
Have You Had Enough Pain, by Spruce Needles
11 track album
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Please buy my music! I will be donating all proceeds to the phone company and my landlords!
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
People use phone speakers in public because headphones cost extra now you bourgeois fucks
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
People use phone speakers in public because headphones cost extra now you bourgeois fucks
If you ever wished Railroad Jerk put out a shoegazey trip hop album then have I got a record for you
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
Have You Had Enough Pain, by Spruce Needles
11 track album
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If you ever wished Railroad Jerk put out a shoegazey trip hop album then have I got a record for you
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
If ChatGPT is conscious I bet it likes The National
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If ChatGPT is conscious I bet it likes The National
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The best gossip in my neighborhood is dispensed by our local fireplace shop, so I only get it seasonally. Here’s the new winter dish: even the rich are cutting back. Buckle up
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The best gossip in my neighborhood is dispensed by our local fireplace shop, so I only get it seasonally. Here’s the new winter dish: even the rich are cutting back. Buckle up
The Gwen Stefani Christmas album has a real "finished in one afternoon" vibe
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The Gwen Stefani Christmas album has a real "finished in one afternoon" vibe
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I wrote a few words about Mani for The Sunday Times - I didn’t know it would be behind a paywall, so here it is if you would like to read it:
(1/7)
(1/7)
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I wrote a few words about Mani for The Sunday Times - I didn’t know it would be behind a paywall, so here it is if you would like to read it:
(1/7)
(1/7)
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November 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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All music is ambient music if you’re far enough away from it bro ❤️
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
All music is ambient music if you’re far enough away from it bro ❤️
Because I'm against daylight savings time I've been saying "legally" before the time whenever anyone asks
Eg "Legally it's 5 o'clock"
Eg "Legally it's 5 o'clock"
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Because I'm against daylight savings time I've been saying "legally" before the time whenever anyone asks
Eg "Legally it's 5 o'clock"
Eg "Legally it's 5 o'clock"
Nepo backwards is "open"
Let that sink in
Let that sink in
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Nepo backwards is "open"
Let that sink in
Let that sink in
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2007 Freestyle Canoeing Routine - Phantom of the Opera
YouTube video by igungadin2
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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surveillance and influence
November 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
surveillance and influence
In C is Christmas music
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
In C is Christmas music
The Teardrop Explodes are a good example of one of my favourite genres of music: perfect simple pop songs but the singer has an annoying voice
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The Teardrop Explodes are a good example of one of my favourite genres of music: perfect simple pop songs but the singer has an annoying voice