Hi, it's Matt Collins!
@mitchberghini.bsky.social
Do you know what a farm vet does? He helps cows get well so they can live long enough to be turned into Quarter Pounders. It's ridiculous!
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November 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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"It has come to my attention that you're not PAYING attention to the way you stack the cans"
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"It has come to my attention that you're not PAYING attention to the way you stack the cans"
A quick search of "Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Men" gives us a story in 2 parts
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A quick search of "Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Men" gives us a story in 2 parts
Reruns AGAIN
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Reruns AGAIN
I would quietly load one of these up and put the timer to 3 seconds and then drop it in my brother's lap and watch him scramble to stop it before it went off
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I would quietly load one of these up and put the timer to 3 seconds and then drop it in my brother's lap and watch him scramble to stop it before it went off
In about an hour I will be taking public transportation to Guelph to play this show. And when it's done? You guessed it! I will be taking public transportation back
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
In about an hour I will be taking public transportation to Guelph to play this show. And when it's done? You guessed it! I will be taking public transportation back
I'm playing a show in Guelph tomorrow night! Tell everyone you know who lives in Guelph!
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm playing a show in Guelph tomorrow night! Tell everyone you know who lives in Guelph!
"Why yes, my refrigerator IS running"
November 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"Why yes, my refrigerator IS running"
Garage sale in North York, 1983 or 1984. 5 cents
November 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Garage sale in North York, 1983 or 1984. 5 cents
He looks like he got kicked out of a Magic: The Gathering tournament for slapping another player's deck out of their hands
October 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
He looks like he got kicked out of a Magic: The Gathering tournament for slapping another player's deck out of their hands
Just let him!
October 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Just let him!
Another classic of this genre
October 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Another classic of this genre
This sounds insufferable. This sounds like being so unable to read the room that it counts as a learning disability
October 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This sounds insufferable. This sounds like being so unable to read the room that it counts as a learning disability
I'll be playing in Guelph on November 15!
October 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'll be playing in Guelph on November 15!
I think there needs to be a strict one hour of screen time rule for everyone. Even if it's your job
October 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I think there needs to be a strict one hour of screen time rule for everyone. Even if it's your job
Yet again it is up to me, a true visionary, to do absolutely everything for you people
October 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Yet again it is up to me, a true visionary, to do absolutely everything for you people
"You look like an undercover cop trying to look hip."
"I AM an undercover cop trying to look hip!"
"I AM an undercover cop trying to look hip!"
October 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"You look like an undercover cop trying to look hip."
"I AM an undercover cop trying to look hip!"
"I AM an undercover cop trying to look hip!"
Wrote to Gasparro myself and included my MP and the PM. At this point I will only be happy if the Liberals and Conservatives are forced to disband and every member of both parties prohibited from holding office again
September 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Wrote to Gasparro myself and included my MP and the PM. At this point I will only be happy if the Liberals and Conservatives are forced to disband and every member of both parties prohibited from holding office again
Every day I see a book that anyone would be perfectly justified to judge by its cover.
September 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Every day I see a book that anyone would be perfectly justified to judge by its cover.
$5 says it's "Bony Hawk"
September 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
$5 says it's "Bony Hawk"
Reading this felt like all of my thoughts fighting for their lives
September 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Reading this felt like all of my thoughts fighting for their lives
