Mike.Escapee
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Chris Barker’s fantastic Sgt Pepper celebrity tribute montages are coming to an end, but you can bid for exclusive, signed prints of all ten years. Here’s how.
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December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Chris Barker’s fantastic Sgt Pepper celebrity tribute montages are coming to an end, but you can bid for exclusive, signed prints of all ten years. Here’s how.
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![Title panel:
The Art of Christmas Party Conversation - by ANGEL.
[Scene is a SILENT, STARRY HILLSIDE in Biblical times. Three shepherds are having a quiet chat as their sheep calmly chew the grass. This scene repeats unchanged apart from the gentle movements of the Shepherds chatting, for several panels. Then suddenly a MASSIVE, CHEESY, WHITE-TOOTHED ANGEL appears above them saying "HELLLOOOO"]
ANGEL:
HELLLOOOO
SHEPHERS:
ARGH
ANGEL [Talking 'to camera]:
Christmas is such a social time - here's some top tips for making sparkling conversation!
1.
Use body language to convey approachability.
[The giant angel, hovering in the air, cheerfully flaps his massive wings at the terrified shepherds]
FLAP FLAP FLAP
2.
Start with a gentle icebreaker to put people at ease
[The giant angel looms over the terrified shepherds bellowing]:
DO NOT BE AFRAAAAAID
3.
Avoid 'Angelsplaining': Always introduce topics of conversation by asking interested, open questions.
[The Angel shoves his massive, cheery face into the terrified Shepherds' personal space and bellows]:
SEEN ANY GOOD BABIES LATELY?
4.
If there's a lull in the conversation, try summoning the Company of the Heavenly Host.
[The bAngel summons thousands more angels, filling the sky with sublime, terrifying fire as they all sing]:
GLOOOOORY TO GOD
[The Heavenly Host all disappear. There is an awkward silent pause, the Shepherds now cowering on the floor, quietly weeping.]
ANGEL:
So do you like sheep?
SHEPHERDS:
*sob*
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Marvellous mail boxes of Paris, largely Modernist and you can see more here www.instagram.com/romainlaprade
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Marvellous mail boxes of Paris, largely Modernist and you can see more here www.instagram.com/romainlaprade
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Trump’s falling asleep while waiting for an update on the Batman problem
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Trump’s falling asleep while waiting for an update on the Batman problem
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Next time someone asks what's the matter with Musk's Twitter, show them this:
An account in India, amplifying a billionaire from South Africa being cheered by an Irish passport holder (using an alias) to encourage civil unrest in the UK.
An account in India, amplifying a billionaire from South Africa being cheered by an Irish passport holder (using an alias) to encourage civil unrest in the UK.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Next time someone asks what's the matter with Musk's Twitter, show them this:
An account in India, amplifying a billionaire from South Africa being cheered by an Irish passport holder (using an alias) to encourage civil unrest in the UK.
An account in India, amplifying a billionaire from South Africa being cheered by an Irish passport holder (using an alias) to encourage civil unrest in the UK.
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If you could please share this I’d really appreciate it. I have 170 of the bastards to shift. Sharing might just mean I sell another.
Thank you!
Thank you!
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
If you could please share this I’d really appreciate it. I have 170 of the bastards to shift. Sharing might just mean I sell another.
Thank you!
Thank you!
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Bingo. Corporate welfare is the real welfare you should be talking about.
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Bingo. Corporate welfare is the real welfare you should be talking about.
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There is no reason why this should have made me laugh so hard a bit of gas escaped.
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
There is no reason why this should have made me laugh so hard a bit of gas escaped.
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This. A thousand times this.
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This. A thousand times this.
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This was a worthwhile use of my morning 🔉
October 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
This was a worthwhile use of my morning 🔉
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Excellent
October 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Excellent
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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October 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Hello!
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards.
I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards.
I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
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Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
October 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
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Behold the "Getting Deported by Trump" Halloween costume wp.me/p30bS-5dw
October 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Behold the "Getting Deported by Trump" Halloween costume wp.me/p30bS-5dw
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Sounds like a fair description
October 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sounds like a fair description
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From the Depths - William Balfour Ker. Circa 1906.
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October 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
From the Depths - William Balfour Ker. Circa 1906.
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