Lil Mr Big Boy Man
@micktheebs.bsky.social
Writer. Artist. Poet Laureate Emeritus of Milford, CT. Solidarity forever. He/Him
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Combo of this comment and that display name took me out
This is the blueprint right here if you're trying to understand what I'm about or the vibe I'm trying to cultivate
They should make a pro sports league where every city’s team has to roster players who were born in that city.
December 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
They should make a pro sports league where every city’s team has to roster players who were born in that city.
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Gf: You never take anything seriously
Me: *Miss Piggy voice* Moi?!
Me: *Miss Piggy voice* Moi?!
December 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Gf: You never take anything seriously
Me: *Miss Piggy voice* Moi?!
Me: *Miss Piggy voice* Moi?!
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I had a student ask how we fix all the harms AI is causing. I said we're hyperfocused on end result rather than process, where end result is only appraised via market value, and that one way to start getting out is to appreciate process again. Find some satisfaction in the writing, reading, painting
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I had a student ask how we fix all the harms AI is causing. I said we're hyperfocused on end result rather than process, where end result is only appraised via market value, and that one way to start getting out is to appreciate process again. Find some satisfaction in the writing, reading, painting
Devil's food cake is a great name because it avoids confusion with all of the non-food devil cakes.
December 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Devil's food cake is a great name because it avoids confusion with all of the non-food devil cakes.
Idk man it sounds like you just don’t like the show
I was asked what I thought now that #pluribus has reached seven episodes.
I’m not seeing any of the liberal subtext some folks are seeing. But I’ve learned to watch the show by fast forwarding through the long, artsy stretches where no one speaks.
There were exactly 2 lines of interesting dialogue.
I’m not seeing any of the liberal subtext some folks are seeing. But I’ve learned to watch the show by fast forwarding through the long, artsy stretches where no one speaks.
There were exactly 2 lines of interesting dialogue.
December 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Idk man it sounds like you just don’t like the show
It was called Nature’s Classroom and it was a good time, but one weird thing about it was one night we did a hike that was also an Underground Railroad LARP.
Yall dead ass never went to outdoor school????????!!!!!
December 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
It was called Nature’s Classroom and it was a good time, but one weird thing about it was one night we did a hike that was also an Underground Railroad LARP.
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Go where I'm not wanted? ✅
Cause such a fucking problem? ✅
Everyone is always giving me trillions of dollars to start trash fires all over my city? ✅
Tell egregious lies for sport? ✅
Hallucinating as my core function? ✅
The news says every day that I'm amazing? ✅
I too will become the AI
Cause such a fucking problem? ✅
Everyone is always giving me trillions of dollars to start trash fires all over my city? ✅
Tell egregious lies for sport? ✅
Hallucinating as my core function? ✅
The news says every day that I'm amazing? ✅
I too will become the AI
I'm thinking next year I'll become an AI.
December 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Go where I'm not wanted? ✅
Cause such a fucking problem? ✅
Everyone is always giving me trillions of dollars to start trash fires all over my city? ✅
Tell egregious lies for sport? ✅
Hallucinating as my core function? ✅
The news says every day that I'm amazing? ✅
I too will become the AI
Cause such a fucking problem? ✅
Everyone is always giving me trillions of dollars to start trash fires all over my city? ✅
Tell egregious lies for sport? ✅
Hallucinating as my core function? ✅
The news says every day that I'm amazing? ✅
I too will become the AI
Big video conferences at work are always fun because there’s always a couple people who are apparently using a computer for the first time.
December 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Big video conferences at work are always fun because there’s always a couple people who are apparently using a computer for the first time.
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🛋️ Submissions are OPEN until January 8th 2026 for our Winter issue!
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We accept poetry, fiction, other prose, and art.
Please see full guidelines at LampLit.net.
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We can't wait to see you! 🛋️
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#poetry #prose #fiction #art #essay #nonfiction #submissionsopen #lamplitmag
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We accept poetry, fiction, other prose, and art.
Please see full guidelines at LampLit.net.
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We can't wait to see you! 🛋️
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#poetry #prose #fiction #art #essay #nonfiction #submissionsopen #lamplitmag
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
🛋️ Submissions are OPEN until January 8th 2026 for our Winter issue!
.
We accept poetry, fiction, other prose, and art.
Please see full guidelines at LampLit.net.
.
We can't wait to see you! 🛋️
.
#poetry #prose #fiction #art #essay #nonfiction #submissionsopen #lamplitmag
.
We accept poetry, fiction, other prose, and art.
Please see full guidelines at LampLit.net.
.
We can't wait to see you! 🛋️
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#poetry #prose #fiction #art #essay #nonfiction #submissionsopen #lamplitmag
Willem Dafoe
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Willem Dafoe
There is a good chance that hot person you’re crushing on lives like an opossum curled up in a nest of garbage.
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
There is a good chance that hot person you’re crushing on lives like an opossum curled up in a nest of garbage.
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Millions of workers are toiling away from their families this holiday weekend.
So thank the workers who serve you. Appreciate the workers who care for you. Respect the workers who pick up your trash. Salute the workers who get you your mail.
Pay all workers a living wage.
So thank the workers who serve you. Appreciate the workers who care for you. Respect the workers who pick up your trash. Salute the workers who get you your mail.
Pay all workers a living wage.
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Millions of workers are toiling away from their families this holiday weekend.
So thank the workers who serve you. Appreciate the workers who care for you. Respect the workers who pick up your trash. Salute the workers who get you your mail.
Pay all workers a living wage.
So thank the workers who serve you. Appreciate the workers who care for you. Respect the workers who pick up your trash. Salute the workers who get you your mail.
Pay all workers a living wage.
The Santa Clause is basically a Christmas body horror movie.
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The Santa Clause is basically a Christmas body horror movie.
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We’re turning lemons into steeply discounted books. Moving forward, we’ll resell returned copies for $13 flat, allowing us to recoup costs without counting returns against royalties.
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
Returns! — Malarkey
Sometimes we get books sent back to us. Historically, this has always been very unpleasant because it means lost money, that we would count against an author’s royalties. We’re taking a different appr...
malarkeybooks.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
We’re turning lemons into steeply discounted books. Moving forward, we’ll resell returned copies for $13 flat, allowing us to recoup costs without counting returns against royalties.
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
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Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
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Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
One of the dumbest most supremely arrogant and destructive ideas ever to come from a startup and that’s fuckin saying something
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
One of the dumbest most supremely arrogant and destructive ideas ever to come from a startup and that’s fuckin saying something
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I’m starting to think that being ruled by 80 year olds is a bad idea.
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I’m starting to think that being ruled by 80 year olds is a bad idea.
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cow tools like and share if u agree
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
cow tools like and share if u agree
Just saw an ad for an AI legal arbitrator chat we are so cooked
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Just saw an ad for an AI legal arbitrator chat we are so cooked
Soda should be a controlled substance if not outright banned
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Soda should be a controlled substance if not outright banned
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i think it's dope as hell that america gets to vibe like this from now on
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i think it's dope as hell that america gets to vibe like this from now on
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Yes he's an asshole, but he's also a prick.
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Yes he's an asshole, but he's also a prick.
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People need to care about this now. Right now.
Scoop: FOREVER WARS obtained a habeas corpus petition filed by a journalist in ICE detention. The evidence against him? His Instagram likes. @attackerman.bsky.social reports:
ICE Caged This Man For His Instagram Posts And Likes
New details about Yaa'kub Ira Vijandre's detention show his posts supporting Palestine and the wrongfully convicted representing, in Homeland Security's eyes, support for terrorism
www.forever-wars.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
People need to care about this now. Right now.
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing