bogbean
@methylphenidate.bsky.social
andy (not short for andrew) | 30s | they/he | no minors
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hm 4am and i feel like i might be calling off today
December 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
hm 4am and i feel like i might be calling off today
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i just want four walls and adobe slabs for my girls
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i just want four walls and adobe slabs for my girls
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server keeps coming over to ask how the food is, bruh how long you been workin here? they aint give you a taste yet? 😂😂
December 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
server keeps coming over to ask how the food is, bruh how long you been workin here? they aint give you a taste yet? 😂😂
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it’ll either all be okay or i’ll die
December 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
it’ll either all be okay or i’ll die
good morning ☕
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December 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
good morning ☕
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The first rule of humor is to try too hard and laugh at every one of your own jokes.
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The first rule of humor is to try too hard and laugh at every one of your own jokes.
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Smiling, eyes closed, drawn irresistibly to the warm blue glow and heavenly hum of gods own bug zapper
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Smiling, eyes closed, drawn irresistibly to the warm blue glow and heavenly hum of gods own bug zapper
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Friday TikTok thread lets go
December 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Friday TikTok thread lets go
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Sealie lost and stuck is rescued
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Sealie lost and stuck is rescued
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People may get mad at this take for being overly authoritarian but I think we need "woowoo stalin". We pasteurizing your milk, we vaxxing ur kids, your crystals are getting expropriated. Andrew Wakefield sent to Siberia. Etc etc
December 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
People may get mad at this take for being overly authoritarian but I think we need "woowoo stalin". We pasteurizing your milk, we vaxxing ur kids, your crystals are getting expropriated. Andrew Wakefield sent to Siberia. Etc etc
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I like when the Iron Chef contestant chooses an opponent that doesn't match their specialty like it's Pokémon. Chinese is strong against French, of course you're gonna choose Sakai.
December 11, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I like when the Iron Chef contestant chooses an opponent that doesn't match their specialty like it's Pokémon. Chinese is strong against French, of course you're gonna choose Sakai.
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y'all mind if i scream
December 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
y'all mind if i scream
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my annual, months-long sisyphean task has begun (running and re-filling a humidifier for my plants)
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
my annual, months-long sisyphean task has begun (running and re-filling a humidifier for my plants)
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i have a healthy relationship with anger and disgust
December 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i have a healthy relationship with anger and disgust
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personally i think itms kinda boring that everyone is so obsessed with trying to cure death and live forever in the artificial cloud of souls. do something interesting like make a good grilled cheese
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
personally i think itms kinda boring that everyone is so obsessed with trying to cure death and live forever in the artificial cloud of souls. do something interesting like make a good grilled cheese
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Advertising copy is so embarrassing "if you love Christmas you'll love Aldi" ...what are you talking about
December 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Advertising copy is so embarrassing "if you love Christmas you'll love Aldi" ...what are you talking about
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I keep that thang on me (purse deodorant)
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I keep that thang on me (purse deodorant)
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The mischievous and playful blue ogre Hatakki is one of a pair of mascots for Takahata Town, Yamagata Prefecture.
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The mischievous and playful blue ogre Hatakki is one of a pair of mascots for Takahata Town, Yamagata Prefecture.
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Sentenced to death for being beautiful and charming and right about everything
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Sentenced to death for being beautiful and charming and right about everything