not a vampire
@dayla.bsky.social
i love myself (they/he)
dont be weird to me
dont be weird to me
i need a car again so i can get the shark license plate!!!!! ahhhh!!!
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
i need a car again so i can get the shark license plate!!!!! ahhhh!!!
in case u forgot im thick and hot, here is yr reminder ok bye love u
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
in case u forgot im thick and hot, here is yr reminder ok bye love u
incredible to see a clothing company in 2025 only making clothing from xxs-m
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
incredible to see a clothing company in 2025 only making clothing from xxs-m
they put the tree up downtown and i can feel my Holiday Despair gnawing at the edges of my brain
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
they put the tree up downtown and i can feel my Holiday Despair gnawing at the edges of my brain
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it's SICKO'S SELECTION season again!
$25 gets you a massive trove of erotic illustrations, comics, and prose by 25 artists (with stretch goals!) and best of all, supports us directly 💘 available til dec 5th
itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
$25 gets you a massive trove of erotic illustrations, comics, and prose by 25 artists (with stretch goals!) and best of all, supports us directly 💘 available til dec 5th
itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
it's SICKO'S SELECTION season again!
$25 gets you a massive trove of erotic illustrations, comics, and prose by 25 artists (with stretch goals!) and best of all, supports us directly 💘 available til dec 5th
itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
$25 gets you a massive trove of erotic illustrations, comics, and prose by 25 artists (with stretch goals!) and best of all, supports us directly 💘 available til dec 5th
itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
thwarted, 11pm chinken strips
11 pm hanburger
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
thwarted, 11pm chinken strips
every day feels crazy nd horrible and beautiful and bad and i cant stop thinking about the phantom of the opera
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
every day feels crazy nd horrible and beautiful and bad and i cant stop thinking about the phantom of the opera
oh. my god i get to make an egg and potato breakfast tomorrow thank goodness
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
oh. my god i get to make an egg and potato breakfast tomorrow thank goodness
i love to be gay and do drugs and dance with my friends
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i love to be gay and do drugs and dance with my friends
i should be allowed to shin kick any adult i see wearing harry potter merchandise in public
November 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i should be allowed to shin kick any adult i see wearing harry potter merchandise in public
"bless this mess" script forehead tattoo
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"bless this mess" script forehead tattoo
i wonder if my cat ever wishes he could pick me up and squeeze hug me like i do to him
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
i wonder if my cat ever wishes he could pick me up and squeeze hug me like i do to him
i feel like carol of the bells has been the most frequently and also consistently worst parodied christmas song and its a bummer cus thats like one of the only good christmas songs, its so spooky and weird anyway christmas needs more ghosts and hauntings
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
i feel like carol of the bells has been the most frequently and also consistently worst parodied christmas song and its a bummer cus thats like one of the only good christmas songs, its so spooky and weird anyway christmas needs more ghosts and hauntings
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Today is my birthday. I am now the same age that Christ was when He released His second homemade alt-rock album. You can listen and buy it now on bandcamp, or it'll be on your artist exploitation service of choice within the next few hours!
Organ Ghost | James Gameboy share.google/daoALzYI0bUX...
Organ Ghost | James Gameboy share.google/daoALzYI0bUX...
Organ Ghost, by James Gameboy
13 track album
share.google
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Today is my birthday. I am now the same age that Christ was when He released His second homemade alt-rock album. You can listen and buy it now on bandcamp, or it'll be on your artist exploitation service of choice within the next few hours!
Organ Ghost | James Gameboy share.google/daoALzYI0bUX...
Organ Ghost | James Gameboy share.google/daoALzYI0bUX...
thinking about how much i love candy and love to eat candy
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
thinking about how much i love candy and love to eat candy
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nighttime sounds from the trainyard to fall asleep to (10 hour loop) soothing sounds to sleep crashing ringing industrial scraping relaxing sounds for baby sleep
May 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
nighttime sounds from the trainyard to fall asleep to (10 hour loop) soothing sounds to sleep crashing ringing industrial scraping relaxing sounds for baby sleep
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so cool that cigarettes are actually good and healthy for u and not bad or dangerous
June 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
so cool that cigarettes are actually good and healthy for u and not bad or dangerous
somebody needs to tell all the white guys to stop getting fades. it looks bad
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
somebody needs to tell all the white guys to stop getting fades. it looks bad
this book is so good, i know no one follows me for book recs but i think about this book like every day
Reading SUNDOWN IN SAN OJUELA by my girl @olivasthewriter.bsky.social and boy can she spit. This is how it's done.
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
this book is so good, i know no one follows me for book recs but i think about this book like every day
black licorice gumdrop
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
black licorice gumdrop
dill pickle flamin hot crunchy cheetos are a dang good lil hot chip, worth a try
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
dill pickle flamin hot crunchy cheetos are a dang good lil hot chip, worth a try
gonna make a lot of chex mix this year
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
gonna make a lot of chex mix this year