not a vampire
@dayla.bsky.social
i love myself (they/he)
dont be weird to me
dont be weird to me
just acquired a secondhand 90s dad big ol jacket and the urge to wear some tight light wash denim and tube socks is strong
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
just acquired a secondhand 90s dad big ol jacket and the urge to wear some tight light wash denim and tube socks is strong
oops! all gods oops! all masters
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
oops! all gods oops! all masters
was reading a book to wind down before sleep but the book was so enjoyable that it was just amping me up which is extra silly cuz ive read it before!!!
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
was reading a book to wind down before sleep but the book was so enjoyable that it was just amping me up which is extra silly cuz ive read it before!!!
starting a collection of the claw clips that get left behind my by clients, im up to 2
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
starting a collection of the claw clips that get left behind my by clients, im up to 2
sharpened its claws and is digging them directly into my frontal lobe
they put the tree up downtown and i can feel my Holiday Despair gnawing at the edges of my brain
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
sharpened its claws and is digging them directly into my frontal lobe
im just trying to get really good at doing a whole bunch of different hair stuff. i love to recognize and own my strengths and weaknesses i love to balance humility and professional confidence
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
im just trying to get really good at doing a whole bunch of different hair stuff. i love to recognize and own my strengths and weaknesses i love to balance humility and professional confidence
dreaming about a four day work week that also pays me adequately without me having to work 9-10 hour shifts
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
dreaming about a four day work week that also pays me adequately without me having to work 9-10 hour shifts
i need a car again so i can get the shark license plate!!!!! ahhhh!!!
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
i need a car again so i can get the shark license plate!!!!! ahhhh!!!
in case u forgot im thick and hot, here is yr reminder ok bye love u
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
in case u forgot im thick and hot, here is yr reminder ok bye love u
incredible to see a clothing company in 2025 only making clothing from xxs-m
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
incredible to see a clothing company in 2025 only making clothing from xxs-m
they put the tree up downtown and i can feel my Holiday Despair gnawing at the edges of my brain
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
they put the tree up downtown and i can feel my Holiday Despair gnawing at the edges of my brain
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it's SICKO'S SELECTION season again!
$25 gets you a massive trove of erotic illustrations, comics, and prose by 25 artists (with stretch goals!) and best of all, supports us directly 💘 available til dec 5th
itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
$25 gets you a massive trove of erotic illustrations, comics, and prose by 25 artists (with stretch goals!) and best of all, supports us directly 💘 available til dec 5th
itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
it's SICKO'S SELECTION season again!
$25 gets you a massive trove of erotic illustrations, comics, and prose by 25 artists (with stretch goals!) and best of all, supports us directly 💘 available til dec 5th
itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
$25 gets you a massive trove of erotic illustrations, comics, and prose by 25 artists (with stretch goals!) and best of all, supports us directly 💘 available til dec 5th
itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
thwarted, 11pm chinken strips
11 pm hanburger
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
thwarted, 11pm chinken strips
every day feels crazy nd horrible and beautiful and bad and i cant stop thinking about the phantom of the opera
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
every day feels crazy nd horrible and beautiful and bad and i cant stop thinking about the phantom of the opera
oh. my god i get to make an egg and potato breakfast tomorrow thank goodness
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
oh. my god i get to make an egg and potato breakfast tomorrow thank goodness
i love to be gay and do drugs and dance with my friends
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i love to be gay and do drugs and dance with my friends
i should be allowed to shin kick any adult i see wearing harry potter merchandise in public
November 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i should be allowed to shin kick any adult i see wearing harry potter merchandise in public
"bless this mess" script forehead tattoo
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"bless this mess" script forehead tattoo
i wonder if my cat ever wishes he could pick me up and squeeze hug me like i do to him
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
i wonder if my cat ever wishes he could pick me up and squeeze hug me like i do to him
i feel like carol of the bells has been the most frequently and also consistently worst parodied christmas song and its a bummer cus thats like one of the only good christmas songs, its so spooky and weird anyway christmas needs more ghosts and hauntings
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
i feel like carol of the bells has been the most frequently and also consistently worst parodied christmas song and its a bummer cus thats like one of the only good christmas songs, its so spooky and weird anyway christmas needs more ghosts and hauntings
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Today is my birthday. I am now the same age that Christ was when He released His second homemade alt-rock album. You can listen and buy it now on bandcamp, or it'll be on your artist exploitation service of choice within the next few hours!
Organ Ghost | James Gameboy share.google/daoALzYI0bUX...
Organ Ghost | James Gameboy share.google/daoALzYI0bUX...
Organ Ghost, by James Gameboy
13 track album
share.google
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Today is my birthday. I am now the same age that Christ was when He released His second homemade alt-rock album. You can listen and buy it now on bandcamp, or it'll be on your artist exploitation service of choice within the next few hours!
Organ Ghost | James Gameboy share.google/daoALzYI0bUX...
Organ Ghost | James Gameboy share.google/daoALzYI0bUX...
thinking about how much i love candy and love to eat candy
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
thinking about how much i love candy and love to eat candy
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nighttime sounds from the trainyard to fall asleep to (10 hour loop) soothing sounds to sleep crashing ringing industrial scraping relaxing sounds for baby sleep
May 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
nighttime sounds from the trainyard to fall asleep to (10 hour loop) soothing sounds to sleep crashing ringing industrial scraping relaxing sounds for baby sleep
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so cool that cigarettes are actually good and healthy for u and not bad or dangerous
June 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
so cool that cigarettes are actually good and healthy for u and not bad or dangerous