Melanie Baker
@melle.ca
Reader, writer, editor, baker, sock zoologist, universal aunt, wayward. Tell your dog I said hi. (she/they) 🐾🖋🍪🇨🇦🏴☠️ | melle most places | linktr.ee/melledotca
Lisbon airport really doesn’t like having people there, does it?
December 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Lisbon airport really doesn’t like having people there, does it?
Spent the night drinking gin, shooting tequila, and dancing with a horde of baby Brazilians.
I’m sure tomorrow Melle won’t be unhappy at all when she has to get up early to go to the airport. 👍
I’m sure tomorrow Melle won’t be unhappy at all when she has to get up early to go to the airport. 👍
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Spent the night drinking gin, shooting tequila, and dancing with a horde of baby Brazilians.
I’m sure tomorrow Melle won’t be unhappy at all when she has to get up early to go to the airport. 👍
I’m sure tomorrow Melle won’t be unhappy at all when she has to get up early to go to the airport. 👍
Last night a hot gay man 20 years younger than I am told
me at dinner that I looked flawless, so if you need me, I will be feeling superior and not talking to you.
me at dinner that I looked flawless, so if you need me, I will be feeling superior and not talking to you.
December 4, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Last night a hot gay man 20 years younger than I am told
me at dinner that I looked flawless, so if you need me, I will be feeling superior and not talking to you.
me at dinner that I looked flawless, so if you need me, I will be feeling superior and not talking to you.
I know a guy with STAY and DOWN knuckle tattoos, and he did not collapse with mirth when I made a dog training joke. So reader, I did not marry him.
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I know a guy with STAY and DOWN knuckle tattoos, and he did not collapse with mirth when I made a dog training joke. So reader, I did not marry him.
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The OpenAI ruling writers should know about 👀 (if your work was scraped for LLM training, this affects you). www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
OpenAI Loses Key Discovery Battle as It Cedes Ground to Authors in AI Lawsuits
The issue has been a major battleground in discovery. OpenAI could be on the hook for hundreds of millions, if not billions, of dollars if it was aware it was infringing on copyrighted material.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The OpenAI ruling writers should know about 👀 (if your work was scraped for LLM training, this affects you). www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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but this? shut the fuck up. guess what, my man, gorgeous young 22 year olds like to fuck. And queer people deserve love stories that are sexy and horny. a "chaste kiss" please be for real.
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
but this? shut the fuck up. guess what, my man, gorgeous young 22 year olds like to fuck. And queer people deserve love stories that are sexy and horny. a "chaste kiss" please be for real.
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humans can’t even shoot their organs at predators
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
humans can’t even shoot their organs at predators
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Shiny things, get your shiny things in time for Christmas!
If you're in the US, please get your orders in ASAP - official cut off is the 12th but I don't want to leave it up to chance.
oishiny.etsy.com
#Handmade #ShopIndie #DisabledArtist
If you're in the US, please get your orders in ASAP - official cut off is the 12th but I don't want to leave it up to chance.
oishiny.etsy.com
#Handmade #ShopIndie #DisabledArtist
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Shiny things, get your shiny things in time for Christmas!
If you're in the US, please get your orders in ASAP - official cut off is the 12th but I don't want to leave it up to chance.
oishiny.etsy.com
#Handmade #ShopIndie #DisabledArtist
If you're in the US, please get your orders in ASAP - official cut off is the 12th but I don't want to leave it up to chance.
oishiny.etsy.com
#Handmade #ShopIndie #DisabledArtist
For those who haven't read the series, or want their own copy, or are perhaps trying to recover from the first couple eps of #HeatedRivalry, Game Changer, the first book, is on sale for $1.99 at Apple and the 'Zon.
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
For those who haven't read the series, or want their own copy, or are perhaps trying to recover from the first couple eps of #HeatedRivalry, Game Changer, the first book, is on sale for $1.99 at Apple and the 'Zon.
The season is IMMINENT.
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The season is IMMINENT.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild.
Fox
Mink
Wallaby
Alligator
Macaque
Fox
Mink
Wallaby
Alligator
Macaque
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild.
River Otter
Stoat
Moose
Porcupine
Coyote
River Otter
Stoat
Moose
Porcupine
Coyote
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild.
Moose
Elephant
Ostrich
Chipmunk
Puffin
Moose
Elephant
Ostrich
Chipmunk
Puffin
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild.
Fox
Mink
Wallaby
Alligator
Macaque
Fox
Mink
Wallaby
Alligator
Macaque
The Black Friday inundation has been going on for so long that it literally only occurred to me a moment ago that it's actually today.
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The Black Friday inundation has been going on for so long that it literally only occurred to me a moment ago that it's actually today.
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Cartoon: Loch Nessman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Cartoon: Loch Nessman.
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Nobody tell him about sledding on farms, where the risk at the bottom was often fence posts and either barbed wire or electric. 😂
Though our place was flat, so we towed the toboggan with an ATV. If you could hang on while being whipped THROUGH snowbanks with my brother driving? Invincible. 💪
Though our place was flat, so we towed the toboggan with an ATV. If you could hang on while being whipped THROUGH snowbanks with my brother driving? Invincible. 💪
I’m sorry but I can’t stop laughing, yeah we would sled down hills in the winter with whatever we had on hand, toboggans, crazy carpets, tubes 😂 someone always got injured because of jumps on the hills or wipeouts #Canada
Credit to momodoulk
Credit to momodoulk
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Nobody tell him about sledding on farms, where the risk at the bottom was often fence posts and either barbed wire or electric. 😂
Though our place was flat, so we towed the toboggan with an ATV. If you could hang on while being whipped THROUGH snowbanks with my brother driving? Invincible. 💪
Though our place was flat, so we towed the toboggan with an ATV. If you could hang on while being whipped THROUGH snowbanks with my brother driving? Invincible. 💪
Upon burning my finger while making dinner, I could hear my mother in my head saying I needed to run it under cold water or put ice on it to "get the heat out."
Although, per folk science, it's winter, so our blood gets thicker to keep us warm. Would that prevent drawing the heat out? 😂
Although, per folk science, it's winter, so our blood gets thicker to keep us warm. Would that prevent drawing the heat out? 😂
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Upon burning my finger while making dinner, I could hear my mother in my head saying I needed to run it under cold water or put ice on it to "get the heat out."
Although, per folk science, it's winter, so our blood gets thicker to keep us warm. Would that prevent drawing the heat out? 😂
Although, per folk science, it's winter, so our blood gets thicker to keep us warm. Would that prevent drawing the heat out? 😂
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This thread is a GIFT.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This thread is a GIFT.
Everything will be carcinized. Including pedestrians.
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Everything will be carcinized. Including pedestrians.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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If you're a Canadian citizen or resident and you haven't already, please consider signing Petition E-6864! The goal is to enable 2SLGBTQIA+ individuals to seek asylum in Canada on the basis of gender/sexual discrimination. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Petition e-6864 - Petitions
Only validated signatures are counted towards the total number of signatures.
www.ourcommons.ca
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If you're a Canadian citizen or resident and you haven't already, please consider signing Petition E-6864! The goal is to enable 2SLGBTQIA+ individuals to seek asylum in Canada on the basis of gender/sexual discrimination. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
This stuff is awesome. Smells amazing and my skin slurps it down like a hen party into margaritas.
Can’t remember where I saw the reco, so if it was here, THANK YOU.
Can’t remember where I saw the reco, so if it was here, THANK YOU.
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This stuff is awesome. Smells amazing and my skin slurps it down like a hen party into margaritas.
Can’t remember where I saw the reco, so if it was here, THANK YOU.
Can’t remember where I saw the reco, so if it was here, THANK YOU.
My Mom (grandma) asked the kids what they want for Christmas, and my niece said she wants three Edible Arrangements.
I got her a big one for her Grade 8 graduation (which was mid-pandemic, so kinda sucky) and apparently it’s lived rent-free in her head ever since. 😂
I got her a big one for her Grade 8 graduation (which was mid-pandemic, so kinda sucky) and apparently it’s lived rent-free in her head ever since. 😂
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My Mom (grandma) asked the kids what they want for Christmas, and my niece said she wants three Edible Arrangements.
I got her a big one for her Grade 8 graduation (which was mid-pandemic, so kinda sucky) and apparently it’s lived rent-free in her head ever since. 😂
I got her a big one for her Grade 8 graduation (which was mid-pandemic, so kinda sucky) and apparently it’s lived rent-free in her head ever since. 😂
Today I spoke with genuine human young people and learned that they have email addresses AND carry wallets.
Striking a blow against social media misinformation. 💪
Striking a blow against social media misinformation. 💪
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Today I spoke with genuine human young people and learned that they have email addresses AND carry wallets.
Striking a blow against social media misinformation. 💪
Striking a blow against social media misinformation. 💪