My niece's bf was asking about this last evening, and about AI 101, cuz his grandma's struggling with all of it and they'll worried about her believing the wrong stuff.

Particularly the pink unicorn guy.

There's also an add-on to get caught out in inclement weather and have to shelter overnight in a remote bothy that happens to be well-stocked with firewood, blankets, wine, and fine cheeses.

I'll take the premiere package with a mysterious kilted grounds/gamekeeper and an intermittent wee dram (not too peaty).

Might I offer you a palate cleanser of dead ostrich protest convoy?

Huh, according to kissthisguy.com there’s well over 100 wrong/misheard versions.

It’s how they getcha.

What is visible outside the paywall is bad enough to wither the stoutest of hearts.

I believe I am owed compensation by the United States of America at this point.

Do we really want the responsibility for Mälort, though.

Indeed. It is most certainly, upon the script hitting one’s eyeballs, a WTF moment.