Melanie Baker
@melle.ca
Reader, writer, editor, baker, sock zoologist, universal aunt, wayward. Tell your dog I said hi. (she/they) 🐾🖋🍪🇨🇦🏴☠️ | melle most places | linktr.ee/melledotca
This stuff is awesome. Smells amazing and my skin slurps it down like a hen party into margaritas.
Can’t remember where I saw the reco, so if it was here, THANK YOU.
Can’t remember where I saw the reco, so if it was here, THANK YOU.
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This stuff is awesome. Smells amazing and my skin slurps it down like a hen party into margaritas.
Can’t remember where I saw the reco, so if it was here, THANK YOU.
Can’t remember where I saw the reco, so if it was here, THANK YOU.
You say I took the name in vain
I don't even know the name
But if I did, well, really, what's it to you?
There's a blaze of light in every word
It doesn't matter which you heard
The holy or the broken Hallelujah
I don't even know the name
But if I did, well, really, what's it to you?
There's a blaze of light in every word
It doesn't matter which you heard
The holy or the broken Hallelujah
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
You say I took the name in vain
I don't even know the name
But if I did, well, really, what's it to you?
There's a blaze of light in every word
It doesn't matter which you heard
The holy or the broken Hallelujah
I don't even know the name
But if I did, well, really, what's it to you?
There's a blaze of light in every word
It doesn't matter which you heard
The holy or the broken Hallelujah
They’ve sort of accumulated.
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
They’ve sort of accumulated.
HOW DO I NOT ALREADY OWN THIS???
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
HOW DO I NOT ALREADY OWN THIS???
You expecting a Ukrainian drone strike, bruh?
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
You expecting a Ukrainian drone strike, bruh?
I continue to be powerless in the face of Tim’s merch.
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I continue to be powerless in the face of Tim’s merch.
Even fictional movie killers have embraced the remote working lifestyle.
November 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Even fictional movie killers have embraced the remote working lifestyle.
Post an AI from the past that was better than the ones we have today.
October 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Post an AI from the past that was better than the ones we have today.
Where are they taking them?
October 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Where are they taking them?
These come from the same place.
I will not be taking questions.
I will not be taking questions.
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
These come from the same place.
I will not be taking questions.
I will not be taking questions.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
(What a twist!)
(What a twist!)
October 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
(What a twist!)
(What a twist!)
I was not prepared for this gin to be this good. Made in Ontario! Could easily drink on the rocks or neat.
October 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I was not prepared for this gin to be this good. Made in Ontario! Could easily drink on the rocks or neat.
Good light. Good tree. 🍁
October 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Good light. Good tree. 🍁
Statler had that same look. Then I told her we had to go home and get back to work, and it changed to this. 🤷♀️
October 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Statler had that same look. Then I told her we had to go home and get back to work, and it changed to this. 🤷♀️
My weakness for Tim's merch continues. In my defence, though, I will be using this with my Halloween costume. (And I have never gotten over missing out on the adorable ghost last year.)
October 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My weakness for Tim's merch continues. In my defence, though, I will be using this with my Halloween costume. (And I have never gotten over missing out on the adorable ghost last year.)
Don't you hate it when the algorithm scores a direct hit?
September 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Don't you hate it when the algorithm scores a direct hit?
I think I’ve found this year’s costume. My fuzzy robe is red, and I’ll pair it with a monster mug and bunny slippers or similar.
Stick with the Michael Myers mask, or someone else? My brother has just about everyone. Pennywise might go well with a red robe… 🎈
Stick with the Michael Myers mask, or someone else? My brother has just about everyone. Pennywise might go well with a red robe… 🎈
September 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I think I’ve found this year’s costume. My fuzzy robe is red, and I’ll pair it with a monster mug and bunny slippers or similar.
Stick with the Michael Myers mask, or someone else? My brother has just about everyone. Pennywise might go well with a red robe… 🎈
Stick with the Michael Myers mask, or someone else? My brother has just about everyone. Pennywise might go well with a red robe… 🎈
So the greatest champion against authoritarianism is going to be corporate monopoly-driven capitalism, then?
September 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
So the greatest champion against authoritarianism is going to be corporate monopoly-driven capitalism, then?
Tis the season for CRONCHINC.
September 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Tis the season for CRONCHINC.
