Chris Labarthe
@chrislabarthe.bsky.social
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Thing namer. Word writer. Creative director. Dad. Husband. Goofball. All opinions are mine—but, really, c'mon, they should be yours as well.
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I’m pretty sure this means Hegseth has been walking around the Pentagon with his fly down
KARL: Why is the Defense Secretary afraid to interact with journalists who cover him?

JOHNSON: I reject the premise

KARL: The guy has only had 2 briefings and he basically forced the press out

JOHNSON: I can't remember a Secretary of Defense who has been so transparent and out in the open
Applicable across so many topics
It’s almost as if some folks are arguing in bad faith and are creating engagement bait with nice microphones.

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Dude Descending a Staircase No. 2
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Wake up babe new nickname for Trump just dropped
Wake up babe new nickname for Trump just dropped
Every single one of those guys holding down the Nazi can be identified in the McSweeney’s “What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You” piece
WOW! Protesters created a HUGE human sign on San Francisco’s Ocean Beach reading “No Kings YES on 50” to support California’s Prop 50 and stand up against Donald Trump’s fascist regime
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they come in handy for all sortsa stuff
How many more days til we find out Graham Platner was in the Young Republican group chats
I have to say, none of the Venezuelan boat bombings, the tariffs, and the Santos commutation make any sense whatsoever, not from a “Dr Evil” perspective nor PWN TEH LIBS nor 12D chess nor even from Unified White Supremacy Field Theory. Just sheer pickled idiocy all the way around.
I don’t think J. Deviance has ever been << ahem >> flooded in his life
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Fuck yeah. Americas cities are amazing and they represent the best of the promise of this country. We need to stop apologizing for their existence.
Michelle Wu’s address at No Kings was basically “We are actually awesome, cities like this and LA and Chicago are what make America great and that bothers some people” lol
<< taps the sign >>

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Platner is 100% gonna turn out to be John Slattery's character from 30 Rock
BILL NYE THE DEMOCRACY GUY
Nye: We are here to tell our lawmakers that what's going on in our government is
wrong. They must stop the abuses of this petulant president and his circle of sycophants. No thrones, no crowns, no king
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Nye: We are here to tell our lawmakers that what's going on in our government is
wrong. They must stop the abuses of this petulant president and his circle of sycophants. No thrones, no crowns, no king
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Hi, I'm the ProPublica reporter who's been tracking an unusual stat: U.S. citizens grabbed by immigration agents.

I did it because the government isn’t.

This is what I found.