Mecha-Herz
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Brought in the mail after clearing the snow off my parents driveway. This is the kind of horseshit they get in the mail all the time nowadays. Normie Republicans (and former Rs) may not have known who Charlie Kirk was before, but they sure are familiar with him now.
December 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Brought in the mail after clearing the snow off my parents driveway. This is the kind of horseshit they get in the mail all the time nowadays. Normie Republicans (and former Rs) may not have known who Charlie Kirk was before, but they sure are familiar with him now.
Emmet Otter opens with a song making fun of a fat woman and her comically large bathing suit???
Watching this beloved children's Christmas classic for the first time. Nephew finds Grandma Otter's big bathing suit indeed very funny. (Shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree.)
Watching this beloved children's Christmas classic for the first time. Nephew finds Grandma Otter's big bathing suit indeed very funny. (Shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree.)
December 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Emmet Otter opens with a song making fun of a fat woman and her comically large bathing suit???
Watching this beloved children's Christmas classic for the first time. Nephew finds Grandma Otter's big bathing suit indeed very funny. (Shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree.)
Watching this beloved children's Christmas classic for the first time. Nephew finds Grandma Otter's big bathing suit indeed very funny. (Shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree.)
The first cookie plate of the year always makes me feel like such an ungrateful snob, because imo most Christmas cookies fall squarely into "kind of you to go to the effort, but I'd rather you hadn't” territory.
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The first cookie plate of the year always makes me feel like such an ungrateful snob, because imo most Christmas cookies fall squarely into "kind of you to go to the effort, but I'd rather you hadn't” territory.
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going back to 2025 from 2055 with an old farmers almanac to pull a biff tannen
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
going back to 2025 from 2055 with an old farmers almanac to pull a biff tannen
Yes! And more than just facts, stories can impart moral lessons through their structure, even when they're not obviously didactic. Characters model behavior, and the story consequences subtly teach us whether it was wise or unwise, etc. That is mostly absent from unscripted/disjointed entertainment.
media used to passively educate people. we even briefly had *intentional* education. for as much as we all mocked Very Special Episodes, that shit worked. commercials used to bust out fancy vocab as a novelty. game shows taught facts. all of that has been replaced with Love Island and game streaming
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Yes! And more than just facts, stories can impart moral lessons through their structure, even when they're not obviously didactic. Characters model behavior, and the story consequences subtly teach us whether it was wise or unwise, etc. That is mostly absent from unscripted/disjointed entertainment.
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
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When you fail a saving throw vs charisma
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
When you fail a saving throw vs charisma
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vacuuming the house but really hot rodding it: drifting around corners, popping wheelies, doing a kick-flip over the ottoman
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
vacuuming the house but really hot rodding it: drifting around corners, popping wheelies, doing a kick-flip over the ottoman
I've driven through this place hundreds of times, but for the rest of my life I won't be able to pass without remembering the words of this contemptible asshole Republican county chairman: "We’re not going to sell out our birthright for a bean burrito."
An immigration raid at a Mexican restaurant in central Ohio has divided the population in a deep-red small town.
Immigration raid splits town in deep red Trump country: 'Everybody was freaked out'
An immigration raid at a Mexican restaurant in central Ohio has divided the population in a deep-red small town.Federal immigration agents pulled up to Panchos Tacos in unmarked cars on Oct. 9. They drew guns when they raided the family-owned restaurant in Mount Vernon, where they arrested five all...
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November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I've driven through this place hundreds of times, but for the rest of my life I won't be able to pass without remembering the words of this contemptible asshole Republican county chairman: "We’re not going to sell out our birthright for a bean burrito."
My sensibilities are pretty tenderhearted towards small animals even though I work on a farm, but I have to admit it is regrettably very amusing sometimes what mean little shits cats can be. Shaking my head the whole time so everyone knows I disagree etc.
I think we sometimes really have trouble understanding how little shit there was to do prior to like 1950, watching a cat fuck with mice would have been in like the 90th percentile for amusement for much of history
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My sensibilities are pretty tenderhearted towards small animals even though I work on a farm, but I have to admit it is regrettably very amusing sometimes what mean little shits cats can be. Shaking my head the whole time so everyone knows I disagree etc.
Yes! I've considered this a possibility since reading 13th century monk Bartholomaeus Anglicus' description of cats. He's clearly amused by their behavior, as no doubt humans at the time of domestication were. The entertainment value is not entirely separate from their usefulness as mousers,
one of the funniest things about cats is that its really increasingly clear that their entertainment value is a big part of their domestication
yeah they watched the cat linkedin webinar
bsky.app/profile/dena...
"i used to be a stray on the street, now i live rent-free and earn a passive income"
bsky.app/profile/dena...
"i used to be a stray on the street, now i live rent-free and earn a passive income"
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Yes! I've considered this a possibility since reading 13th century monk Bartholomaeus Anglicus' description of cats. He's clearly amused by their behavior, as no doubt humans at the time of domestication were. The entertainment value is not entirely separate from their usefulness as mousers,
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the audio book engineer when it's time for her to record the RFK Jr. stuff
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
the audio book engineer when it's time for her to record the RFK Jr. stuff
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we've given out the $2000 checks in the form of hawking radiation. over the next trillion years you will be able to reconstruct the checks by observing the hawking radiation spectrum outside of the blackhole where the East Wing used to be
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
we've given out the $2000 checks in the form of hawking radiation. over the next trillion years you will be able to reconstruct the checks by observing the hawking radiation spectrum outside of the blackhole where the East Wing used to be
All else aside, it's utterly absurd that our system gives so much power to some chucklefuck Senator from Wyoming, a state with under 600k people. I should never have to know the name of anyone from that state. I should never see them on the news. They should be completely nationally irrelevant.
WELKER: Four months ago the DOJ said there was nothing to investigate and then hours after Trump called for an investigation, Pam Bondi said she was opening an investigation. Is that appropriate?
BARRASSO: I think there's a lot more important things to talk about right now
BARRASSO: I think there's a lot more important things to talk about right now
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
All else aside, it's utterly absurd that our system gives so much power to some chucklefuck Senator from Wyoming, a state with under 600k people. I should never have to know the name of anyone from that state. I should never see them on the news. They should be completely nationally irrelevant.
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it would be darkly funny if each of Fetterman’s health episodes gave him a new form of bad politics, like, now he’s super pro-Palestinian but hates public schools
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
it would be darkly funny if each of Fetterman’s health episodes gave him a new form of bad politics, like, now he’s super pro-Palestinian but hates public schools
The rambling proclamations of a mad king with the power to end all life on earth sandwiched between ads for scam bedding and Liberty Catheters.
The really shitty, ubiquitous ads on truth social really make it all a bit surreal
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The rambling proclamations of a mad king with the power to end all life on earth sandwiched between ads for scam bedding and Liberty Catheters.
Rewatching Star Trek: Generations and I'm not too proud to admit that I'd get one-shot by the Nexus. Picard: "I need your help." lolnope. "I want you to leave the Nexus with me. We--" Fuck off out of my fantasy Captain or I'm gonna go get the axe and crack that beautiful bald head like an egg.
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Rewatching Star Trek: Generations and I'm not too proud to admit that I'd get one-shot by the Nexus. Picard: "I need your help." lolnope. "I want you to leave the Nexus with me. We--" Fuck off out of my fantasy Captain or I'm gonna go get the axe and crack that beautiful bald head like an egg.
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doing the inverse of the “comic book hidden in a newspaper thing” where I rig my phone to make loud sports gambling noises but I’m actually reading Jane Austen
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
doing the inverse of the “comic book hidden in a newspaper thing” where I rig my phone to make loud sports gambling noises but I’m actually reading Jane Austen
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Playing "10 Hours of Low Pitched Metal creaks and stress Groans" on a loop as the soundtrack to the government shutdown.
November 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Playing "10 Hours of Low Pitched Metal creaks and stress Groans" on a loop as the soundtrack to the government shutdown.
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Funny animal videos were like one of the few purely good things about the internet and now half of them are obviously fake and the other half aren't as enjoyable because you're wondering if they might be too.
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Funny animal videos were like one of the few purely good things about the internet and now half of them are obviously fake and the other half aren't as enjoyable because you're wondering if they might be too.
"Who wants it more?" is by no means the only question, but it is a fundamental one.
I'd rather die than live under their boot. No doubt many of them are willing to kill in order to put us there, but how many of them would be willing to die to do it?
November 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"Who wants it more?" is by no means the only question, but it is a fundamental one.
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