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Mikey in DFW
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“DEMONSTRATE ALL YOU WANT...” - Len Elmore

Heels, Hurricanes, Boise, CFB. BBQ ≠ social event. Dad broke kayfabe on me when I was 4. Disney Adjacent - my wife is scheduling my next vacation as I type this. #BringBackHomeWhites
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Whole lotta Canes folks followed me and that’s awesome. You guys are GREAT.

But please #TakeWarning: I’m gonna hate on North Carolina State almost as hard as I hate on Duke and that comes with my territory.
STAN! DING! TALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Perfect Strangers theme also works for this
December 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This is exactly it. Bad NFL games are absolutely unwatchable.
While bad college football games are ironically fun, bad NFL games are just depressing.
That Steelers drive lasted 13 plays, took 7:54 off the clock and covered a whopping 39 yards, now they will punt. Absolutely vile.
December 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
December 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
1. Win your conference.
2. Beat your rival’s ass.

Nothing else REALLY matters.

All these talking heads will tell you otherwise, but they’re lying to you in the interest of the jackasses who sign their paychecks.
Highlights the point Bomani was making about how college football is getting away from its strengths with realignment and playoff focus.

Peak college football is about regional matchups. You can’t manufacture the energy that comes with CFB regional rivalries
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December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
A 13-play drive that ends in a punt? Now that’s Steeler football.
December 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It’s got a LOT of work to do to be the dumbest Dolphins-Steelers Monday Night Football game of the past 20 years:
December 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This is awesome. That’s like 100 times what the ACC Championship get in price was - contested between two teams who hadn’t won the conference in forever.
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December 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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THREAD OF QUARTERBACKS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY’RE HEARING BAD NEWS:

Eli Manning looks like he just got an outrageous landscaping estimate.
December 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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If Carolina hires Bobby Petrino, I'll have gone from caring to ambivalence to actively rooting against UNC football in 12 months.
🎥 Inside Carolina's Greg Barnes discusses the importance of timing for UNC's offensive coordinator search to replace the fired Freddie Kitchens.
December 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Never underestimate how much Dusty Rhodes loved clubberin' - which, again, is *very specifically* and *only* when it's fo' fistes at one time. The man is making an actual point in an actual conversation and it stops him in his tracks.
December 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Don’t sleep on Nantz announcing it in his dramatic voice as the final group walks up 18 on Masters Sunday.

“Dechambeau will need to birdie from 75 feet to forge a tie with McIlroy on this afternoon where the world has changed forever. A gallery of patrons without cell phones has no idea that…”
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened

like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Always get a kick out of a college national championship game being played in this swank ass high school stadium.
If you’re anywhere near north Texas on Saturday, I heartily recommend going to the D2 championship game in McKinney.

This is going to be a clash of titans and has the making for one of the best games of the year.

I (Jordan) will be there. I will have stickers!
December 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I have creative projects that I've been struggling to finish for *years* that I would rather fling into a fire than let a computer complete them for me.
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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If you're a college basketball fan, I think you'll like today's Guest Extra Points, on what the Big 5 in Philly means in the post-House Settlement Era:

www.extrapointsmb.com/p/philadelph...
December 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
A complete piece of trash through and through.
F ck this mother f cking f ck. His grotesqueness is eclipsed only by his narcissism.
December 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
You’re a bystander til you’re not a bystander…
The bystander who tackled one of the gunmen in the attack on a Hanukkah celebration in Sydney was seriously injured, according to Australian officials, who on Monday identified him as Ahmed el Ahmed. He is recovering in a hospital.
Ahmed el Ahmed, Who Tackled One of the Bondi Beach Gunmen, Is Recovering in Hospital
Mr. el Ahmed’s bravery in disarming one of the gunmen was praised by Australian officials and a video of his actions went viral worldwide. He is recovering in a hospital.
nyti.ms
December 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I really need to see this man when the pause music hits.
Only some will understand
December 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
If you let THIS jabroni do this to you, you gotta be contracted. Or replaced with Indiana or something.
J.J. McCarthy had them all fooled 😅

Even hit the Griddy too 😂

(via @NFL)
December 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Brittany Mahomes about to do a town hall with Bari Weiss
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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We saw the prototype of the Nero Doctrine with Twitter. The goal wasn't to make it profitable or "free." The goal was to break the one place where news broke faster than the state could spin it.

They bought the town square not to speak in it, but to burn it down so we’d have nowhere else to gather.
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Many adjectives.
Boy howdy, that OT power play was something, huh? #CarolinaCulture
December 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Philip’s first TD back was to Josh Downs, a Tar Heel alum who was born prior to Philip’s sophomore season at State. Josh’s dad Gary Downs, of course, played at NC State.
Welcome back, Philip Rivers. America’s grandpa with a TD pass.
December 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM