Everyday Americans love seeing Donald Trump demolish part of the White House so he can build a big golden room to have cold prime rib with his cronies

This makes sense coming from the guy whose son monitors his porn consumption

Weirdest group of people ever assembled. Full on freaks in the most pejorative sense of the word.

Occasionally a fabrication project really showcases the imperial system as a measuring system for donkeys.

I knew every day was gonna have a background of evil stupidity but man

The people who made and implemented {display: grid;} deserve all the money and tech media slobber that AI gets.

Made the mistake of previously saying kind things about @govpritzker.illinois.gov

It’s the Portland way.

lol oh really, you need to be a legal ethics specialist to see a problem there?

got added to an "AI Haters" list lol it only makes me hotter

Entire GDP built around algorithms and my music app still can't figure out that if I skip a song every single time it's served up I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT SONG.

"A.I." boosters vs "A.I." critics

I subscribe to the dieting hack of leaving your snacks in the other room.

Big dumb doofus voice:

"Tilly Norwood, an AI-generated avatar, is being compared by its creators to A-list human actors. SAG-AFTRA and others are pushing back."

I'm you. That's how you sound.

Needless to say that there is nothing happening in Portland that requires troops.

Whoever came up with this idea should the main character of the global internet for a good long time.

My apartment every time I paint.

Every day feels like this now

I'm sorry, but the bare minimum of expectations for the minority is to prevent two of the most ignorant senators from passing bills alone like a racist Night at the Museum.

A few midwits online not understanding the difference between a unanimous vote and "unanimous consent" doesn't erase the L

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

"It sounds like doing nothing, but right now, doing nothing is probably the best strategy."

You hired guy with no strategy to write an opinion piece on political strategy?

“I spent some time over the weekend thinking about how I could keep my well-paying job at the New York Times by doing the one bit they hired me for.”

Most people think Quaaludes were banned, but actually all of the pills were collected and poured into a mold to make Chuck Schumer.