Mathonwy
@mathonwy.bsky.social
Goddess of Spring and Apple Blossom Maid | pomologist, poetess, princess, Otherworldly cider hall waitress, and your friendly apple maiden 🍎 [she/her/hers] | warded by my beloved Dana 💍💖
I strongly suspect that anime girls can only count up to two because they only ever pose holding up one finger or two fingers. You ever seen any holding up three or four or five? Nope.
December 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I strongly suspect that anime girls can only count up to two because they only ever pose holding up one finger or two fingers. You ever seen any holding up three or four or five? Nope.
I think I used to be more of a Timex fangirl, but I got into Casio more recently because Timex hasn't had a lot to offer. I got a nice retro Expedition Atlantis in Timex's redesign though, and the T80 is a nice looking retro remake piece, too. ⌚
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I think I used to be more of a Timex fangirl, but I got into Casio more recently because Timex hasn't had a lot to offer. I got a nice retro Expedition Atlantis in Timex's redesign though, and the T80 is a nice looking retro remake piece, too. ⌚
I want to perform some Baltic tunes at the recital, but I'm worried that some of the words sound like slurs to an English speaker.
I'm not worried about getting in trouble for that, obviously, but just that it might overshadow the performance if people parse out bad English words from the texts.
I'm not worried about getting in trouble for that, obviously, but just that it might overshadow the performance if people parse out bad English words from the texts.
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I want to perform some Baltic tunes at the recital, but I'm worried that some of the words sound like slurs to an English speaker.
I'm not worried about getting in trouble for that, obviously, but just that it might overshadow the performance if people parse out bad English words from the texts.
I'm not worried about getting in trouble for that, obviously, but just that it might overshadow the performance if people parse out bad English words from the texts.
Welshbrain can't help but read "The Control".
December 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Welshbrain can't help but read "The Control".
Something tells me that this isn't the same as white pudding.
Should I try Weißwurst?
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Something tells me that this isn't the same as white pudding.
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Them (agents of satan, hellbent on religious discrimination): please react to this paper about the innovative use of brass instruments by beethoven
Me (the humble religious student): THE TROMBONE WAS MADE BY DEMONS IN HELL TO LEAD US ASTRAY FROM THE GODLY PATH OF THE WOODWIND INSTRUMENT.
Me (the humble religious student): THE TROMBONE WAS MADE BY DEMONS IN HELL TO LEAD US ASTRAY FROM THE GODLY PATH OF THE WOODWIND INSTRUMENT.
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Them (agents of satan, hellbent on religious discrimination): please react to this paper about the innovative use of brass instruments by beethoven
Me (the humble religious student): THE TROMBONE WAS MADE BY DEMONS IN HELL TO LEAD US ASTRAY FROM THE GODLY PATH OF THE WOODWIND INSTRUMENT.
Me (the humble religious student): THE TROMBONE WAS MADE BY DEMONS IN HELL TO LEAD US ASTRAY FROM THE GODLY PATH OF THE WOODWIND INSTRUMENT.
"I, too, was failed for telling my music professor that Beethoven was clearly demonically possessed and a man of ill morals and that I refuse to listen to his music or write papers about it. The religious discrimination at this music school is intolerable!"
Guys, I'm devastated. We had to react to a paper about how to carbon date remains in paleontology class, and I was failed just for replying that fossils were placed there to test our faith in christ Jesus. What did I do wrong? Will this religious discrimination never end???
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"I, too, was failed for telling my music professor that Beethoven was clearly demonically possessed and a man of ill morals and that I refuse to listen to his music or write papers about it. The religious discrimination at this music school is intolerable!"
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Did I put on my They Live glasses by mistake today, or are For Women Scotland just marching with signs that say "Obey"?
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Did I put on my They Live glasses by mistake today, or are For Women Scotland just marching with signs that say "Obey"?
Dana: *boops my nose with a pencil eraser*
Me: Heeeey! Why would you use a rubber on me?
The Americans Around Us:
Me: Heeeey! Why would you use a rubber on me?
The Americans Around Us:
a cartoon of sleeping beauty sitting under a tree with a basket of berries
Alt: Princess Aurora as Briar Rose sitting under a tree and reacting with mouth agape and a head turn.
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Dana: *boops my nose with a pencil eraser*
Me: Heeeey! Why would you use a rubber on me?
The Americans Around Us:
Me: Heeeey! Why would you use a rubber on me?
The Americans Around Us:
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The corollary, in the negative/positive liberty sense, is states should not infringe on our freedom of movement, but that we (including states, as they currently exist) have a moral duty to create a world in which all humans can exercise their autonomy and agency, which includes freedom of movement
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The corollary, in the negative/positive liberty sense, is states should not infringe on our freedom of movement, but that we (including states, as they currently exist) have a moral duty to create a world in which all humans can exercise their autonomy and agency, which includes freedom of movement
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I am for articulating the numerous pragmatic, economic and instrumental reasons that immigration benefits everyone, both the émigré and host country; but we should not forget that the state curtailing immigration is an affront to the fundamental freedom, autonomy and agency of all people
the measure of a country doing well is if it's people are happy, free, prosperous, & healthy, not if an arbitrary number of people cross a border
in chasing that latter goal, countries like the UK have undermined the former ones - we a poorer, more divided, & literally sicker
in chasing that latter goal, countries like the UK have undermined the former ones - we a poorer, more divided, & literally sicker
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I am for articulating the numerous pragmatic, economic and instrumental reasons that immigration benefits everyone, both the émigré and host country; but we should not forget that the state curtailing immigration is an affront to the fundamental freedom, autonomy and agency of all people
Embrace tree-ness. Grow like my orchard.
Daphne be like: would you rather be alone with a man in the woods or would you rather be wood?
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Embrace tree-ness. Grow like my orchard.
I'm thinking about the usher last night who came to where I was seated in the front row to give me a programme and said, "Please enjoy the concert, ma'am."
I bet he felt silly when I stood up with my baton and started conducting because I didn't see him after that.
I did enjoy the show!
I bet he felt silly when I stood up with my baton and started conducting because I didn't see him after that.
I did enjoy the show!
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I'm thinking about the usher last night who came to where I was seated in the front row to give me a programme and said, "Please enjoy the concert, ma'am."
I bet he felt silly when I stood up with my baton and started conducting because I didn't see him after that.
I did enjoy the show!
I bet he felt silly when I stood up with my baton and started conducting because I didn't see him after that.
I did enjoy the show!
I'm the best Disney Princess. I will have a Disney Princess battle with you to prove it!
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'm the best Disney Princess. I will have a Disney Princess battle with you to prove it!
A brief moment of sanity in this country, at least.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
A brief moment of sanity in this country, at least.
I'm the one who visits. 😉
who visited you?
Sometimes the Dead that visit
On Halloween are the shades of
Who We could've Been
On Halloween are the shades of
Who We could've Been
November 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I'm the one who visits. 😉
Dana and I went to the goth club and it's midnight and I'm still awake aaaaaaah!
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Dana and I went to the goth club and it's midnight and I'm still awake aaaaaaah!
"If you refrained from rescuing those taken off to death, those condemned to slaughter—if you say, 'We knew nothing of it,' surely the One who fathoms hearts will discern the truth, the One who watches over your life will know it, and God will pay each person as they deserve."
—Proverbs 24:11-12
—Proverbs 24:11-12
October 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
"If you refrained from rescuing those taken off to death, those condemned to slaughter—if you say, 'We knew nothing of it,' surely the One who fathoms hearts will discern the truth, the One who watches over your life will know it, and God will pay each person as they deserve."
—Proverbs 24:11-12
—Proverbs 24:11-12
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Arthur says Happy Friday!
October 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Arthur says Happy Friday!
Look, I'm not saying that 𐤉𐤄𐤅𐤄 doesn't live on Mt Gerizim, I'm just saying that he could have picked K2 just to mess with everyone. It's what I would have done.
October 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Look, I'm not saying that 𐤉𐤄𐤅𐤄 doesn't live on Mt Gerizim, I'm just saying that he could have picked K2 just to mess with everyone. It's what I would have done.
I'm waiting for a rock concert to start and they're playing the theme from the film "Candyman" through the speakers.
October 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I'm waiting for a rock concert to start and they're playing the theme from the film "Candyman" through the speakers.
We all know what English Breakfast tea is like, but how do you make New English Breakfast tea?
You use salt water.
You use salt water.
October 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
We all know what English Breakfast tea is like, but how do you make New English Breakfast tea?
You use salt water.
You use salt water.
It won't stop there with these people. Eventually, these people are going to try to get rid of the Welsh Language Acts and say it's to keep Britain "culturally coherent".
It's all just hegemony and supremacy to them. They are flailing so hard.
It's all just hegemony and supremacy to them. They are flailing so hard.
A Conservative MP tipped as a future party leader has been condemned for saying large numbers of legally settled families must be deported, in order to ensure the UK is mostly “culturally coherent”.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Tory MP criticised after demanding legally settled families be deported
Katie Lam said move would make UK ‘culturally coherent’ and that a large number of people ‘need to go home’
www.theguardian.com
October 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
It won't stop there with these people. Eventually, these people are going to try to get rid of the Welsh Language Acts and say it's to keep Britain "culturally coherent".
It's all just hegemony and supremacy to them. They are flailing so hard.
It's all just hegemony and supremacy to them. They are flailing so hard.
🎶I love sausage rolls.
You put 'em in the oven and they come out tasty...🎵
You put 'em in the oven and they come out tasty...🎵
October 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM
🎶I love sausage rolls.
You put 'em in the oven and they come out tasty...🎵
You put 'em in the oven and they come out tasty...🎵
Most probably assume that this is where I had my treatments done.
Why did they call it the “Disney Themed Cancer Treatment Centre” when “Finding Chemo” was right there?
October 21, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Most probably assume that this is where I had my treatments done.