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SpecialK-17
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Unfortunately a real person.
Total lowlife.
Illuminaughty.
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my dad sets cooking timers with his alexa and she picked up something i shouted to him over the sound of frying oil
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Tonight’s holiday post.
December 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I set sail
on a sea of Night
Box Springs creaking
like the deck of a Frigate
December 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Wait. He bit him in the dick?
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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me AF lol
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
December 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My Grandma didn't bake cookies.
She tinkered with her Microwave so things cooked in 1/4 amount of time and sent us to steal the Decorations off her neighbors doors.
December 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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CRYING at how ChatGPT has interpreted the prompt for one of my finals. It was super low stakes, write about your feelings for 30min, don’t stop writing. But SOMEHOW I have MANY students whose roommates were SECRETLY WARLOCK CULT LEADERS & every one ends with, “I promise this really happened” ☠️
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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A friend of mine gave a presentation at the prestigious Esalen institute last weekend.

He says all of his clothes now smell of patchouli XD
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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If there is anything I have learned about US Politics and its officials in my almost forty years on this planet: always, always, ALWAYS follow the oil.
People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Anyone work in contract law or familiar with modeling contracts or know of any scams? Child just got an offer and we want to make sure it’s not sketch before she signs anything
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Face Doctor fixed my shit.
I go to the Face Doctor tomarrow to get this shit fixed.
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If there is one thing that is consistent, no matter what RPG your playing, Life will fuck with your scheduling.
🤷‍♂️
December 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
December 10, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Oh yeah,
It's Tuesday.
The Moody Blues - "Tuesday Afternoon" (Official Video)
YouTube video by The Moody Blues
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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In Old Yellowcake
YouTube video by Rasputina - Topic
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I am not shitting you.
Get your Vitamin D checked.

Like yeah we could all use a little more D, but seriously in a medical type way.
December 10, 2025 at 6:51 AM
December 10, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Liminal
December 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
fr
AronChupa, Little Sis Nora - Rave in the Grave
YouTube video by AronChupaVEVO
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Honestly, which Twin Peaks character do you think you'd be?
December 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM