[BIRTHDAY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of USA (anti-USA)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
I'm just an eepy lil guy with hort tummy-itis, setting gender to "no" || CEO of Autism || Aspiring Game Dev, forever Brain Dead
https://masterblastoise.itch.io/
https://masterblastoise.itch.io/
Pinned
a man wearing a hat says i 'm biggy-black-blackety-black and i 'm black
ALT: a man wearing a hat says i 'm biggy-black-blackety-black and i 'm black
media.tenor.com
I'm black, btw
just in case y'all forgot or didn't know
just in case y'all forgot or didn't know
JORGE DIED NOOOOOOOOOO
HE WAS THE FIRST ANIMAL IN MY ZOO
RIP KING
HE WAS THE FIRST ANIMAL IN MY ZOO
RIP KING
December 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
JORGE DIED NOOOOOOOOOO
HE WAS THE FIRST ANIMAL IN MY ZOO
RIP KING
HE WAS THE FIRST ANIMAL IN MY ZOO
RIP KING
小島秀夫は最高の人生を送っている
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
小島秀夫は最高の人生を送っている
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Here's a sneak peak. Disclaimer: this is not final rendering/software, some shit is subject to change.
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Here's a sneak peak. Disclaimer: this is not final rendering/software, some shit is subject to change.
Many people don't know this about me, but I am the official Toilet Judge. As The Toilet Judge, I hereby decree that this woman is committing so many crimes and she must face capital punishment. Not even God will have mercy on her soul.
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Many people don't know this about me, but I am the official Toilet Judge. As The Toilet Judge, I hereby decree that this woman is committing so many crimes and she must face capital punishment. Not even God will have mercy on her soul.
Chatroom, I actually have a real working stupid actual GAME I'm publishing this winter. It will be free to play in itch, but it's an actual GAME that I made BY MYSELF. Even the 3D models I am making MYSELF. This game is roughly a month in the making, and it includes ferrets. Stay tuned.
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Chatroom, I actually have a real working stupid actual GAME I'm publishing this winter. It will be free to play in itch, but it's an actual GAME that I made BY MYSELF. Even the 3D models I am making MYSELF. This game is roughly a month in the making, and it includes ferrets. Stay tuned.
It's so funny to me that every single publication talks about Gen Z as if they aren't mostly adults now.
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It's so funny to me that every single publication talks about Gen Z as if they aren't mostly adults now.
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Godzilla: The Official Cookbook hardcover book is $17.57 on Amazon buff.ly/IRN8elU
Walmart buff.ly/Fg9ScIZ #ad
Walmart buff.ly/Fg9ScIZ #ad
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Godzilla: The Official Cookbook hardcover book is $17.57 on Amazon buff.ly/IRN8elU
Walmart buff.ly/Fg9ScIZ #ad
Walmart buff.ly/Fg9ScIZ #ad
Lmao did he fucking plug Grok into the DOGE servers
Elon Musk's Grok AI Is Doxxing Home Addresses of Everyday People
Elon Musk's Grox chatbot will happily cough up real, current residential addresses of everyday Americans, with little to no prompting.
futurism.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Lmao did he fucking plug Grok into the DOGE servers
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because literally every generation does this
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
because literally every generation does this
You are never going to believe how that sentence ends
I had to see how that sentence ended, and I was taken for a brief ride. This woman is profoundly strange.
Erick Erickson's mother calls him a liar: "Somebody is making that up about my son" she said of his tweet about boycotting "Asian" food on December 7th - Salon.com
Erickson replied by tweeting insultingly about the intelligence of all septuagenarians, because he's a class act
www.salon.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You are never going to believe how that sentence ends
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My favorite thing is that they asked his mom and she was like yeah I have no idea what the fuck he’s talking about
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My favorite thing is that they asked his mom and she was like yeah I have no idea what the fuck he’s talking about
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Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
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It was fucking wild how in the Sims 3 you could send your dog or cat off to be a pet movie star and they would get paid more than you
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It was fucking wild how in the Sims 3 you could send your dog or cat off to be a pet movie star and they would get paid more than you
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well pardner, folk round these parts don't take kindly to strangers acting too normal with their coffee. good folk round here don't like someone imposing drip brews and preground beans on their way of life. so im here to tell you to pick up that Kalita Wave or get back on your saddle and keep riding
December 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
well pardner, folk round these parts don't take kindly to strangers acting too normal with their coffee. good folk round here don't like someone imposing drip brews and preground beans on their way of life. so im here to tell you to pick up that Kalita Wave or get back on your saddle and keep riding
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they don't show it in the movie but on Dagobah next to his crappy little house Yoda keeps an entire shack full of stolen bikes
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
they don't show it in the movie but on Dagobah next to his crappy little house Yoda keeps an entire shack full of stolen bikes
My most American™ traits:
- love burger
- love loud car
- would 100% drive a loud car with a sexy lady on the hood while eating burger
- love burger
- love loud car
- would 100% drive a loud car with a sexy lady on the hood while eating burger
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My most American™ traits:
- love burger
- love loud car
- would 100% drive a loud car with a sexy lady on the hood while eating burger
- love burger
- love loud car
- would 100% drive a loud car with a sexy lady on the hood while eating burger
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
I hope the Saudis have fun with this one
i bought the spongebob packs so you don't have to
YouTube video by lilsimsie
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I hope the Saudis have fun with this one
Which side of the american civil war was John on
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Which side of the american civil war was John on
Talk to the Chinese place I like to frequent, lady said they stopped giving out the hot lady calendars because they would get a lot and no one would want them. This is my own personal Afghanistan. How else am I supposed to find out the date without my Chinese super models?
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Talk to the Chinese place I like to frequent, lady said they stopped giving out the hot lady calendars because they would get a lot and no one would want them. This is my own personal Afghanistan. How else am I supposed to find out the date without my Chinese super models?
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December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM