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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥
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Pragmatist. Satirist. Feminist. Otherist. I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish. #Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool. DM = Unfollow or Block Also: I swear an awful lot. Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈 ⚥
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · Nov 28
Greetings citizens, it’s been a while. Due to recent unfortunate, revolting developments, the Scarecrow rides again.

Let’s do this.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 25m
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1h
Here. This will explain it infinitely better than I could.
Why North Carolina’s Governor Can’t Veto a Redistricting Map
The state remains the only one in the nation where governors are explicitly barred from vetoing electoral maps — a legacy of 1990s reforms and now shaping partisan battles.
www.governing.com
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1h
Corruption.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1h
One of the things the NC GOP did before their Democrat Governor took office was to take away the Governor’s power to veto anything.

So the inmates are truly running the asylum.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 2h
They’re drunk with power.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 2h
If Obama had released a video of himself dropping cash on people from a fighter jet the GOP would have lost their minds accusing him of bribing voters and we’d STILL never hear the (*cough* TAN SUIT *cough*) end of it.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 2h
Democrats would have led the charge to impeachment.

Look what they did to Al Franken.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 2h
Heh. That was excellent. 👊🏻
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 2h
As I was opening up the app I was thinking exactly this.

…so, “no” huh?
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 3h
Beyond parody.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 4h
Unless there’s an irreparable rip in the fabric of Reality itself, Virginia should be in for better days. #VoteSpanberger
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 4h
PH: “I am vigilant! I am ready. I AM WAR!”

Pilot: “ Uh, hey. War? Yeah. Tethered or not, sit your ass on a bench like everyone else. I’m not swinging around to pick what’s left of your dumb ass when you fall out.”
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 5h
I hate Nazis.
I hate fascists.
I hate Republicans.

Please forgive my redundancy.

#ReleaseTheFiles
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 5h
Because OF COURSE they’re deflecting to a Clinton. 🙄
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 6h
Whaaaat? Are you telling me that a J6er who was pardoned after doing some time DIDN’T learn his lesson?

I did NAZI that coming!
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 20h
Honestly, watching all of the “The Dems Are Coming For Your Guns” people having to give their guns up to the people they voted for would ALMOST be worth it…
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 20h
Already voted for you. 🫡
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 20h
Any time I see an American flag flying outside someone’s house or attached to their car my first thought, invariably, is “MAGAT.”

Our flag has been irrevocably stained.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 23h
“Speaker Johnson, how much were you paid for your soul, how are you categorizing it, and where on your income tax form are you claiming it?”
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1d
Win this thing and keep Virginia sane (on paper, at least…)
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1d
Huh. I thought he was gonna end it on day one?

Gosh, I guess diplomacy is hard when you’re a great colossal prick.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1d
Rod Stewart: “Forever Young”
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1d
Also: “low rated and very unpopular.”

These are words that every single Democrat needs to use in their talking points about Trump.

He’s giving them the script on how to hurt him DEEPLY. They should use it.
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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 2d
They were threatened by NUMBERS.

Because I promise you if THEY had those kinds of numbers it would have devolved into violence faster than you can say “MURICA!!”

And they KNOW that.