Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥
@marshscarecrow.bsky.social
Pragmatist. Satirist. Feminist. Otherist.
I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish.
#Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool.
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Also: I swear an awful lot.
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I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish.
#Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool.
DM = Unfollow or Block
Also: I swear an awful lot.
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈 ⚥
Pinned
Greetings citizens, it’s been a while. Due to recent unfortunate, revolting developments, the Scarecrow rides again.
Let’s do this.
Let’s do this.
“Kill them all!!!”
“Done sir!”
<later>
“I said we’d kill ‘em all and we did. Even the wussy little stragglers. We circled back later and took ‘em OUT!”
“That’s a war crime.”
“Shut up! Nobody asked you!”
<later>
“It was my Admiral.”
<later>
“There was no second strike. Lying media jerks.”
“Done sir!”
<later>
“I said we’d kill ‘em all and we did. Even the wussy little stragglers. We circled back later and took ‘em OUT!”
“That’s a war crime.”
“Shut up! Nobody asked you!”
<later>
“It was my Admiral.”
<later>
“There was no second strike. Lying media jerks.”
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“Kill them all!!!”
“Done sir!”
<later>
“I said we’d kill ‘em all and we did. Even the wussy little stragglers. We circled back later and took ‘em OUT!”
“That’s a war crime.”
“Shut up! Nobody asked you!”
<later>
“It was my Admiral.”
<later>
“There was no second strike. Lying media jerks.”
“Done sir!”
<later>
“I said we’d kill ‘em all and we did. Even the wussy little stragglers. We circled back later and took ‘em OUT!”
“That’s a war crime.”
“Shut up! Nobody asked you!”
<later>
“It was my Admiral.”
<later>
“There was no second strike. Lying media jerks.”
“They just have to do whatever” [Piggy] “wants them to do. What fun is that, if you’re an adult?”
Rep. Thomas Massie (R-Ky.)
So the party with all the power, literally ALL of it, is so toxic that its own members would rather QUIT than take the easy money.
Also: “Adult” and “Republican”?
No.
Rep. Thomas Massie (R-Ky.)
So the party with all the power, literally ALL of it, is so toxic that its own members would rather QUIT than take the easy money.
Also: “Adult” and “Republican”?
No.
House GOP exits mount as gridlock deepens
House Republicans have an exodus problem. More than two dozen GOP lawmakers have already announced their decision to leave their seats at the end of the term, and the number is expected to gr…
thehill.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
“They just have to do whatever” [Piggy] “wants them to do. What fun is that, if you’re an adult?”
Rep. Thomas Massie (R-Ky.)
So the party with all the power, literally ALL of it, is so toxic that its own members would rather QUIT than take the easy money.
Also: “Adult” and “Republican”?
No.
Rep. Thomas Massie (R-Ky.)
So the party with all the power, literally ALL of it, is so toxic that its own members would rather QUIT than take the easy money.
Also: “Adult” and “Republican”?
No.
Predicting Today’s News Episode #1
—Piggy Didn’t Do It
—Mike Johnson Doesn’t Know About It
—Dems Aghast
—Voters Disappearing (literally)
—ICE Did Something Illegal Again
—IT’S JOE BIDEN’S FAULT
—Piggy Didn’t Do It
—Mike Johnson Doesn’t Know About It
—Dems Aghast
—Voters Disappearing (literally)
—ICE Did Something Illegal Again
—IT’S JOE BIDEN’S FAULT
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Predicting Today’s News Episode #1
—Piggy Didn’t Do It
—Mike Johnson Doesn’t Know About It
—Dems Aghast
—Voters Disappearing (literally)
—ICE Did Something Illegal Again
—IT’S JOE BIDEN’S FAULT
—Piggy Didn’t Do It
—Mike Johnson Doesn’t Know About It
—Dems Aghast
—Voters Disappearing (literally)
—ICE Did Something Illegal Again
—IT’S JOE BIDEN’S FAULT
I’m not saying things are looking bad for Piggy, but when you have a room full of people waiting their turn to fellate you and you can’t stay awake for any of it…even while it’s happening…
a man in a leather jacket is sitting in a chair and saying " i 'll let you do the math "
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is sitting in a chair and saying " i 'll let you do the math "
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’m not saying things are looking bad for Piggy, but when you have a room full of people waiting their turn to fellate you and you can’t stay awake for any of it…even while it’s happening…
When Mike Johnson starts in on the “gosh, and golly gee, I don’t know anything about that…” routine, he should be IMMEDIATELY asked about something he has already spoken about at length, to see if he remembers.
Consider it a guerrilla cognitive test.
Consider it a guerrilla cognitive test.
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
When Mike Johnson starts in on the “gosh, and golly gee, I don’t know anything about that…” routine, he should be IMMEDIATELY asked about something he has already spoken about at length, to see if he remembers.
Consider it a guerrilla cognitive test.
Consider it a guerrilla cognitive test.
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I thought Senile Satan ended the War on Christmas?
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I thought Senile Satan ended the War on Christmas?
Let’s go, TN. Momentum is building. The ball is yours. Run it into the end zone and dance like nobody is watching.
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Let’s go, TN. Momentum is building. The ball is yours. Run it into the end zone and dance like nobody is watching.
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November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
For accurate science, follow the advice of your healthcare provider, &/or
@cidrap.bsky.social
&/or
@peterhotezmdphd.bsky.social
&/or
@ylepidemiologist.bsky.social
@cidrap.bsky.social
&/or
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&/or
@ylepidemiologist.bsky.social
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A reminder to a nation with way too many people untethered to facts and truth: There’s no such thing as “The Department of War.” It doesn’t exist. Only Congress has the power to create and name executive departments & agencies. So it’s still The Department of Defense.
Thanks
Thanks
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A reminder to a nation with way too many people untethered to facts and truth: There’s no such thing as “The Department of War.” It doesn’t exist. Only Congress has the power to create and name executive departments & agencies. So it’s still The Department of Defense.
Thanks
Thanks
I’ll take Joe Biden at the lowest point of his “cognitive decline” over Piggy on his BEST day EVERY TIME.
Fuck all of you who railroaded him.
If you’re regretting how things are playing out but you wanted Biden out, congratulations: you got what you wanted.
Fuck all of you who railroaded him.
If you’re regretting how things are playing out but you wanted Biden out, congratulations: you got what you wanted.
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’ll take Joe Biden at the lowest point of his “cognitive decline” over Piggy on his BEST day EVERY TIME.
Fuck all of you who railroaded him.
If you’re regretting how things are playing out but you wanted Biden out, congratulations: you got what you wanted.
Fuck all of you who railroaded him.
If you’re regretting how things are playing out but you wanted Biden out, congratulations: you got what you wanted.
Imagine being the kind of person who would agree to the following:
“I’m going to be all over those files. There’s a part involving a birthday party, three leopards, and two Girl Scouts. You’re going to make it all disappear. ALL.”
And there’s probably no blackmail. Just a willingness to please.
“I’m going to be all over those files. There’s a part involving a birthday party, three leopards, and two Girl Scouts. You’re going to make it all disappear. ALL.”
And there’s probably no blackmail. Just a willingness to please.
a man with a mustache is wearing a white shirt and a blue sweater .
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a white shirt and a blue sweater .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Imagine being the kind of person who would agree to the following:
“I’m going to be all over those files. There’s a part involving a birthday party, three leopards, and two Girl Scouts. You’re going to make it all disappear. ALL.”
And there’s probably no blackmail. Just a willingness to please.
“I’m going to be all over those files. There’s a part involving a birthday party, three leopards, and two Girl Scouts. You’re going to make it all disappear. ALL.”
And there’s probably no blackmail. Just a willingness to please.
I propose a new name for The Regime:
Piggy and The Piglets.
Piggy and The Piglets.
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I propose a new name for The Regime:
Piggy and The Piglets.
Piggy and The Piglets.
It perfectly captures the essence of the situation.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It perfectly captures the essence of the situation.
I would change “Dear Oval Office occupant” to “Hey, Piggy!” but that’s probably just me.
Also, the ending could be more direct: “With growing disdain, Americans who are tired of your shit” has a more honest feel to it…
Also, the ending could be more direct: “With growing disdain, Americans who are tired of your shit” has a more honest feel to it…
Dear Oval Office occupant,
A 20 year old National Guardsman is dead.
No one cares how many points you won West Virginia by.
Love,
Everyone in America still capable of critical thinking
A 20 year old National Guardsman is dead.
No one cares how many points you won West Virginia by.
Love,
Everyone in America still capable of critical thinking
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I would change “Dear Oval Office occupant” to “Hey, Piggy!” but that’s probably just me.
Also, the ending could be more direct: “With growing disdain, Americans who are tired of your shit” has a more honest feel to it…
Also, the ending could be more direct: “With growing disdain, Americans who are tired of your shit” has a more honest feel to it…
Did Piggy wish a diminishing percentage of the country a Happy Thanksgiving and encourage the rest of us to rot in Hell yet?
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Did Piggy wish a diminishing percentage of the country a Happy Thanksgiving and encourage the rest of us to rot in Hell yet?
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November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If KKKaroline did have her sister in law deported…
…when the chips fall, I think El Salvador would look really good on her.
…when the chips fall, I think El Salvador would look really good on her.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If KKKaroline did have her sister in law deported…
…when the chips fall, I think El Salvador would look really good on her.
…when the chips fall, I think El Salvador would look really good on her.
GOP: “Let’s riot and overthrow the election because President Piggy told us to crime!!”
Also the GOP: “The Democrats are EVIL and traitorous for telling soldiers to ignore President Piggy’s orders to crime!”
Also the GOP: “The Democrats are EVIL and traitorous for telling soldiers to ignore President Piggy’s orders to crime!”
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
GOP: “Let’s riot and overthrow the election because President Piggy told us to crime!!”
Also the GOP: “The Democrats are EVIL and traitorous for telling soldiers to ignore President Piggy’s orders to crime!”
Also the GOP: “The Democrats are EVIL and traitorous for telling soldiers to ignore President Piggy’s orders to crime!”
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"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
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Boca Raton, FL Who is she?
Boca Raton, FL Who is she?
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Boca Raton, FL Who is she?
I propose the following:
If you’re the president of the United States and you’re impeached for ANY REASON, you’re escorted out of office and are ineligible to run for ANY office again, even Bridge Club President. And if it’s a crime? To prison. Period.
If you’re the president of the United States and you’re impeached for ANY REASON, you’re escorted out of office and are ineligible to run for ANY office again, even Bridge Club President. And if it’s a crime? To prison. Period.
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I propose the following:
If you’re the president of the United States and you’re impeached for ANY REASON, you’re escorted out of office and are ineligible to run for ANY office again, even Bridge Club President. And if it’s a crime? To prison. Period.
If you’re the president of the United States and you’re impeached for ANY REASON, you’re escorted out of office and are ineligible to run for ANY office again, even Bridge Club President. And if it’s a crime? To prison. Period.
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No war with Venezuela!
a black and white photo of a sign that says no war
ALT: a black and white photo of a sign that says no war
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
No war with Venezuela!
Heh. Beware boardrooms everywhere: your political choices could lead to something like this.
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Heh. Beware boardrooms everywhere: your political choices could lead to something like this.