Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥
@marshscarecrow.bsky.social
Pragmatist. Satirist. Feminist. Otherist.
I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish.
#Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool.
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Also: I swear an awful lot.
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈 ⚥
I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish.
#Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool.
DM = Unfollow or Block
Also: I swear an awful lot.
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈 ⚥
Quiet, Piggy.
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Quiet, Piggy.
Ya think?
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Ya think?
THIS should be THE deal breaker. The proverbial back-breaking straw.
That smug asshole is using “employee perks” for her personal agenda. Disgusting.
That smug asshole is using “employee perks” for her personal agenda. Disgusting.
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
THIS should be THE deal breaker. The proverbial back-breaking straw.
That smug asshole is using “employee perks” for her personal agenda. Disgusting.
That smug asshole is using “employee perks” for her personal agenda. Disgusting.
Wrong.
There is NO bottom.
There is NO bottom.
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Wrong.
There is NO bottom.
There is NO bottom.
“Heck, man, I dunno. The body language in these pictures…I don’t reckon they knew each other at all…” —MAGA Intellgentsia Dewey, when asked his take on the matter.
<LATER>
“It’s a hoax, the very smartest people have seen the pictures and say how we don’t even know each other, you can just tell…”
<LATER>
“It’s a hoax, the very smartest people have seen the pictures and say how we don’t even know each other, you can just tell…”
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“Heck, man, I dunno. The body language in these pictures…I don’t reckon they knew each other at all…” —MAGA Intellgentsia Dewey, when asked his take on the matter.
<LATER>
“It’s a hoax, the very smartest people have seen the pictures and say how we don’t even know each other, you can just tell…”
<LATER>
“It’s a hoax, the very smartest people have seen the pictures and say how we don’t even know each other, you can just tell…”
It’s desperately infuriating.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It’s desperately infuriating.
Imagine being so enabled that your entire toxic personality is given blanket permission to be on permanent display.
“No, Pete, you’re perfect. Just go out there and be yourself…”
“No, Pete, you’re perfect. Just go out there and be yourself…”
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Imagine being so enabled that your entire toxic personality is given blanket permission to be on permanent display.
“No, Pete, you’re perfect. Just go out there and be yourself…”
“No, Pete, you’re perfect. Just go out there and be yourself…”
And no bottom in sight.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
And no bottom in sight.
So Presidential. So eloquent. So inspiring.
Scholars will look back on this era and wonder what our problem was…
Scholars will look back on this era and wonder what our problem was…
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
So Presidential. So eloquent. So inspiring.
Scholars will look back on this era and wonder what our problem was…
Scholars will look back on this era and wonder what our problem was…
Two weeks. Tops.
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Two weeks. Tops.
“How dare they assume that I could POSSIBLY forget my own child in the backseat of my car! My daughter will tell you that I am the most responsible, loving, and patient parent on the entire planet and I never—CINDY GODDAMMIT I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE CANDY BACK—take my eyes off her for a second!”
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
“How dare they assume that I could POSSIBLY forget my own child in the backseat of my car! My daughter will tell you that I am the most responsible, loving, and patient parent on the entire planet and I never—CINDY GODDAMMIT I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE CANDY BACK—take my eyes off her for a second!”
If the plane was in the air at the time there might be a reasonable explanation for it…
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November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If the plane was in the air at the time there might be a reasonable explanation for it…
And the bottom is still nowhere in sight.
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
And the bottom is still nowhere in sight.
“Constitution? …never heard of it…”
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“Constitution? …never heard of it…”
“In a break with tradition.”
Yep. That’s about white.
Yep. That’s about white.
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
“In a break with tradition.”
Yep. That’s about white.
Yep. That’s about white.
“The horrible terrible rigged Bar has disciplined Pam Bondi, who is looking rough lately, maybe time to look for someone prett—I mean youn—I mean qualified. Meanwhile, I’m having all Bars shut down, except for the one we set up for The Secretary of War…thank you for your attention to this matter.”
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“The horrible terrible rigged Bar has disciplined Pam Bondi, who is looking rough lately, maybe time to look for someone prett—I mean youn—I mean qualified. Meanwhile, I’m having all Bars shut down, except for the one we set up for The Secretary of War…thank you for your attention to this matter.”
Don’t you threaten ME with a good time…
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Don’t you threaten ME with a good time…
That’s what they said about Piggy. And look at us now…
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
That’s what they said about Piggy. And look at us now…
But he’s a star! When you’re a star, they let you run for president. They let you do anything. You can grab ‘em by the democracy…and squeeze…and squeeze…and squeeze…
I’m gonna take “Really Bad Ideas” for $500, Alex…
I’m gonna take “Really Bad Ideas” for $500, Alex…
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
But he’s a star! When you’re a star, they let you run for president. They let you do anything. You can grab ‘em by the democracy…and squeeze…and squeeze…and squeeze…
I’m gonna take “Really Bad Ideas” for $500, Alex…
I’m gonna take “Really Bad Ideas” for $500, Alex…
This sounds like patient extortion.
It’s like Pepé Le Pew on a “date.” Eventually he knows she’ll get tired of running and have no choice but to stop and rest.
Very predatory. Very rapey.
It’s like Pepé Le Pew on a “date.” Eventually he knows she’ll get tired of running and have no choice but to stop and rest.
Very predatory. Very rapey.
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This sounds like patient extortion.
It’s like Pepé Le Pew on a “date.” Eventually he knows she’ll get tired of running and have no choice but to stop and rest.
Very predatory. Very rapey.
It’s like Pepé Le Pew on a “date.” Eventually he knows she’ll get tired of running and have no choice but to stop and rest.
Very predatory. Very rapey.