Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥
@marshscarecrow.bsky.social
Pragmatist. Satirist. Feminist. Otherist.
I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish.
#Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool.
DM = Unfollow or Block
Also: I swear an awful lot.
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈 ⚥
I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish.
#Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool.
DM = Unfollow or Block
Also: I swear an awful lot.
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈 ⚥
Pinned
Greetings citizens, it’s been a while. Due to recent unfortunate, revolting developments, the Scarecrow rides again.
Let’s do this.
Let’s do this.
GOP: “Let’s riot and overthrow the election because President Piggy told us to crime!!”
Also the GOP: “The Democrats are EVIL and traitorous for telling soldiers to ignore President Piggy’s orders to crime!”
Also the GOP: “The Democrats are EVIL and traitorous for telling soldiers to ignore President Piggy’s orders to crime!”
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
GOP: “Let’s riot and overthrow the election because President Piggy told us to crime!!”
Also the GOP: “The Democrats are EVIL and traitorous for telling soldiers to ignore President Piggy’s orders to crime!”
Also the GOP: “The Democrats are EVIL and traitorous for telling soldiers to ignore President Piggy’s orders to crime!”
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"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
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Boca Raton, FL Who is she?
Boca Raton, FL Who is she?
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Boca Raton, FL Who is she?
I propose the following:
If you’re the president of the United States and you’re impeached for ANY REASON, you’re escorted out of office and are ineligible to run for ANY office again, even Bridge Club President. And if it’s a crime? To prison. Period.
If you’re the president of the United States and you’re impeached for ANY REASON, you’re escorted out of office and are ineligible to run for ANY office again, even Bridge Club President. And if it’s a crime? To prison. Period.
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I propose the following:
If you’re the president of the United States and you’re impeached for ANY REASON, you’re escorted out of office and are ineligible to run for ANY office again, even Bridge Club President. And if it’s a crime? To prison. Period.
If you’re the president of the United States and you’re impeached for ANY REASON, you’re escorted out of office and are ineligible to run for ANY office again, even Bridge Club President. And if it’s a crime? To prison. Period.
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No war with Venezuela!
a black and white photo of a sign that says no war
ALT: a black and white photo of a sign that says no war
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
No war with Venezuela!
Heh. Beware boardrooms everywhere: your political choices could lead to something like this.
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Heh. Beware boardrooms everywhere: your political choices could lead to something like this.
Think, McFly…
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Think, McFly…
Republicans are America’s number one hate group.
Pass it on…
Pass it on…
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Republicans are America’s number one hate group.
Pass it on…
Pass it on…
Let’s talk about “I was just following orders.”
I feel like there’s room for an awful lot of plausible deniability lately.
Because, “Cadet! Fire your missiles at that occupied boat” is very different than “Cadet, as part of this training exercise, fire your missiles at Target X17.”
What a mess.
I feel like there’s room for an awful lot of plausible deniability lately.
Because, “Cadet! Fire your missiles at that occupied boat” is very different than “Cadet, as part of this training exercise, fire your missiles at Target X17.”
What a mess.
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Let’s talk about “I was just following orders.”
I feel like there’s room for an awful lot of plausible deniability lately.
Because, “Cadet! Fire your missiles at that occupied boat” is very different than “Cadet, as part of this training exercise, fire your missiles at Target X17.”
What a mess.
I feel like there’s room for an awful lot of plausible deniability lately.
Because, “Cadet! Fire your missiles at that occupied boat” is very different than “Cadet, as part of this training exercise, fire your missiles at Target X17.”
What a mess.
Hey, MAGA!
Remind me again who the Good People are? The ones fighting to FEED their own people, or the ones fighting to STARVE their own people?
C’mon…you can figure this one out. I believe in you…
Remind me again who the Good People are? The ones fighting to FEED their own people, or the ones fighting to STARVE their own people?
C’mon…you can figure this one out. I believe in you…
Hell yeah!
🚨 NEW: 22 states, DC, and 3 governors just filed a legal challenge over a $5 billion “contingency fund” meant to keep SNAP benefits going.
🚨 NEW: 22 states, DC, and 3 governors just filed a legal challenge over a $5 billion “contingency fund” meant to keep SNAP benefits going.
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hey, MAGA!
Remind me again who the Good People are? The ones fighting to FEED their own people, or the ones fighting to STARVE their own people?
C’mon…you can figure this one out. I believe in you…
Remind me again who the Good People are? The ones fighting to FEED their own people, or the ones fighting to STARVE their own people?
C’mon…you can figure this one out. I believe in you…
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Not only *can* servicemembers refuse to carry out illegal orders, they MUST refuse to carry out illegal orders! bluevirginia.us/2025/11/thur...
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Not only *can* servicemembers refuse to carry out illegal orders, they MUST refuse to carry out illegal orders! bluevirginia.us/2025/11/thur...
I just can’t believe that the GOP went back on its word. It’s just so out of character for them.
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I just can’t believe that the GOP went back on its word. It’s just so out of character for them.
One. Nay.
Good for him for standing up for his morals. Clay Higgins seems to be in support of suppressing the identities of Child Rapists.
Good for him for standing up for his morals. Clay Higgins seems to be in support of suppressing the identities of Child Rapists.
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
One. Nay.
Good for him for standing up for his morals. Clay Higgins seems to be in support of suppressing the identities of Child Rapists.
Good for him for standing up for his morals. Clay Higgins seems to be in support of suppressing the identities of Child Rapists.
Unanimous vote?
Heh. All so one can say “I voted to release the files.”
Don’t be fooled: a yes vote for most Republicans is an opportunity for face-saving.
Heh. All so one can say “I voted to release the files.”
Don’t be fooled: a yes vote for most Republicans is an opportunity for face-saving.
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Unanimous vote?
Heh. All so one can say “I voted to release the files.”
Don’t be fooled: a yes vote for most Republicans is an opportunity for face-saving.
Heh. All so one can say “I voted to release the files.”
Don’t be fooled: a yes vote for most Republicans is an opportunity for face-saving.
“In The United States of America, we draw the line at children being exploited and trafficked for sex when we’re finally left with no choice…”
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“In The United States of America, we draw the line at children being exploited and trafficked for sex when we’re finally left with no choice…”
Johnson is desperately deflecting right now. Desperate to make the Democrats look dirty.
Dirty Democrats? Fuck ‘em. Punish them right next to Trump.
So go ahead and deflect. And while you’re at it? Go fuck yourself, Mikey.
Dirty Democrats? Fuck ‘em. Punish them right next to Trump.
So go ahead and deflect. And while you’re at it? Go fuck yourself, Mikey.
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Johnson is desperately deflecting right now. Desperate to make the Democrats look dirty.
Dirty Democrats? Fuck ‘em. Punish them right next to Trump.
So go ahead and deflect. And while you’re at it? Go fuck yourself, Mikey.
Dirty Democrats? Fuck ‘em. Punish them right next to Trump.
So go ahead and deflect. And while you’re at it? Go fuck yourself, Mikey.
So offended I’m inarticulate.
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
So offended I’m inarticulate.
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“When Bill Clinton was in England, I experimented with dick a time or two, and didn't like it, and didn't inhale and never tried it again."
—Agent Krasnov
—Agent Krasnov
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
“When Bill Clinton was in England, I experimented with dick a time or two, and didn't like it, and didn't inhale and never tried it again."
—Agent Krasnov
—Agent Krasnov
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Trump and MTG are likely splitsville for good and I am here for it!
And now she must be protected at all cost: not because she’s on our side, but because she’s NOT on Trump’s.
Let the games begin.
And now she must be protected at all cost: not because she’s on our side, but because she’s NOT on Trump’s.
Let the games begin.
November 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Trump and MTG are likely splitsville for good and I am here for it!
And now she must be protected at all cost: not because she’s on our side, but because she’s NOT on Trump’s.
Let the games begin.
And now she must be protected at all cost: not because she’s on our side, but because she’s NOT on Trump’s.
Let the games begin.
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An American warning after WWII.
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 AM
An American warning after WWII.