Normal Margaret ❄️
@margaretz.bsky.social
she/her ⁘ grad student (corporate sustainability) ⁘ PCUSA ⁘ sports enjoyer, dungeon master, guitarist, and number one Kermit the Frog fan
It’s always “my wife shouldn’t care so much about bowls in the sink” and never “if my wife wants me to stop putting bowls in the sink then I will stop putting bowls in the sink”
Did red states ban dishwashers? This reads like a martial strife column from 1969.
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It’s always “my wife shouldn’t care so much about bowls in the sink” and never “if my wife wants me to stop putting bowls in the sink then I will stop putting bowls in the sink”
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My love for em dashes is as old as the hills and as mighty as my inability to make a transition between thoughts literally any other way and I will be damned if I let the clankers take that from me
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My love for em dashes is as old as the hills and as mighty as my inability to make a transition between thoughts literally any other way and I will be damned if I let the clankers take that from me
Might get bored and start an urban legend that the Twelve Days of Christmas was actually a code used by the British in WW1 or something
December 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Might get bored and start an urban legend that the Twelve Days of Christmas was actually a code used by the British in WW1 or something
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Expand the playoffs to 64 teams!
Others receiving votes (Duke is buried in there):
Houston 82, Iowa 74, Tennessee 61, New Mexico 21, Duke 18, Boise St 16, UNLV 10, USF 10, SMU 8, Arizona St 6, Louisville 6, UConn 5, Washington 4, Pittsburgh 3, Kennesaw St 3, Illinois 2, Iowa St 2, WMU 1, TCU 1
Houston 82, Iowa 74, Tennessee 61, New Mexico 21, Duke 18, Boise St 16, UNLV 10, USF 10, SMU 8, Arizona St 6, Louisville 6, UConn 5, Washington 4, Pittsburgh 3, Kennesaw St 3, Illinois 2, Iowa St 2, WMU 1, TCU 1
December 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Expand the playoffs to 64 teams!
Duke fans please please remember what you wore and ate and did today and where you watched the game and who you were with then replicate all of that exactly for every future games ok thank you
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Duke fans please please remember what you wore and ate and did today and where you watched the game and who you were with then replicate all of that exactly for every future games ok thank you
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I want Duke to win because I’m a Duke fan but I also want Duke to win because it will make everyone else so so mad
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I want Duke to win because I’m a Duke fan but I also want Duke to win because it will make everyone else so so mad
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DUKE HAS WON THE ACC!!! YES! HA! HA! HA! YES!
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
DUKE HAS WON THE ACC!!! YES! HA! HA! HA! YES!
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ACC FOOTBALL TITLES:
Duke: 1
Miami: 0
UNC: 0
Duke: 1
Miami: 0
UNC: 0
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
ACC FOOTBALL TITLES:
Duke: 1
Miami: 0
UNC: 0
Duke: 1
Miami: 0
UNC: 0
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DUKE DUKE MF MF MF MF
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
DUKE DUKE MF MF MF MF
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PUT DUKE IN THE CFP YOU COWARDS
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
PUT DUKE IN THE CFP YOU COWARDS
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HAHA FUCK EVERYTHING DUKE WON THE ACC CHAMPIONSHIP. IN FOOTBALL!
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
HAHA FUCK EVERYTHING DUKE WON THE ACC CHAMPIONSHIP. IN FOOTBALL!
I want Duke to win because I’m a Duke fan but I also want Duke to win because it will make everyone else so so mad
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I want Duke to win because I’m a Duke fan but I also want Duke to win because it will make everyone else so so mad
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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Everyone should also use alt text because the captions are often very funny AND they help explain inside jokes—or even obvious jokes!—that morons like me can then understand and feel included ❤️
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Everyone should also use alt text because the captions are often very funny AND they help explain inside jokes—or even obvious jokes!—that morons like me can then understand and feel included ❤️
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Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
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Top Plays of 2025: No. 70
Wilyer Abreu alley-oops it to Ceddanne Rafaela for an unbelievable catch!
Wilyer Abreu alley-oops it to Ceddanne Rafaela for an unbelievable catch!
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Top Plays of 2025: No. 70
Wilyer Abreu alley-oops it to Ceddanne Rafaela for an unbelievable catch!
Wilyer Abreu alley-oops it to Ceddanne Rafaela for an unbelievable catch!
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they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
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It’s crazy that 62 years after the JFK assassination we still haven’t solved the mystery of what “JFK” stood for
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It’s crazy that 62 years after the JFK assassination we still haven’t solved the mystery of what “JFK” stood for
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When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%.
phys.org/news/2025-11...
phys.org/news/2025-11...
The Batman effect: The mere sight of the 'superhero' can make us more altruistic
If "Batman" appears on the scene, we immediately become more altruistic: in fact, research conducted by psychologists from the Università Cattolica del Sacro Cuore, Milan, shows that the sudden appear...
phys.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%.
phys.org/news/2025-11...
phys.org/news/2025-11...
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oh dear it's that "I just logged on and people are making vague references to something I haven't figured out yet" feeling
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
oh dear it's that "I just logged on and people are making vague references to something I haven't figured out yet" feeling
I love that this is the first post I see this morning
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I love that this is the first post I see this morning
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning