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Gene Okerlund
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Coming soon: “Your DoorDash order did not arrive because your driver was renditioned to El Salvador.”

I really feel bad for all of those hungry customers…

On the plus side, the poorly skilled electric scooter drivers all over the city will be a thing of the past.
Enjoy your home invasions, car crashes, nonstop helicopters over head, neighborhood tear gassings, and more, SF. Oh, and your local & state LE helping. The terrorists are coming.
I’m getting “I didn’t believe Jessie Smollet and look how right I was” vibes from this post.
I bet she’ll have her own judge show at some point in her life. Coconut Justice.
Lurie will look the other way. He’s soft and doesn’t believe this is a fight worth fighting. Also, he’s never had to fight for anything in his life because, ya’know, ultimate privilege.
What I learned in my decades in SF is that consequence is hard to come by. When you learn that, man oh man, is grifting fun and easy.
If it isn’t an AI bot account with the dial set at center-left I’ll be really disappointed.
You either like Thomas Chatterton Williams or you like Ta-Nahisi Coates. Pick a side.
You put the ellipsis in the wrong position.
Agreed. Politicians are absolutely autonomous individuals not influenced by money or the interests of money as it relates to their popularity. They just love all of us equally. Group hug! Democrats rule!
Whereby, notwithstanding the appropriate contextual milieu, attenuation to nomenclature that hypothesizes rather than posits in boisterous tone is predominately an antecedent to the impetus for dominion. [appropriate Greek phrase here]
WHY WOUOD YOU FACT EVERYTHING THAT IS ALWAYS IN CAPS? ALWAYS CAPS MEANS TRUTH!
Maybe you can pep rally with your friends across the aisle at the gym. Or with the fictional Baileys. Chuck “Pep” Schumer! 💪
NY is already a war zone because of the Jets. Sorry, I’m getting word it’s a war-torn war zone and not an active war zone.
Many of them have zero to minimal muzzle discipline let alone gun safety behaviors (for not just others but themselves) that I’m actually shocked we haven’t had far more accidents. If Trump decides this is his Overthrow Army, it will be put down quickly.
I can almost hear him, tears streaming down his face, asking, “are you proud of me now, Dad?”
So if the rioter is sentenced again, he can just pardon again giving way to a permission structure to attempt murder of his enemies? Am I getting that right?
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ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.
The emotional roller coaster of Slow Bar all over again.
“Trump could have recklessly killed Americans going to work for his own ego if it weren’t for a Democratic governor taking action to shield human life. Trump is a threat to all of us.”
Here’s the Babel fish version:

Healthcare profits would be higher if we didn’t have expensive sick people in the system. Let’s kick them out. We want to take the money without providing any services. So just, like, hand over your money, you dopes.
Ron Johnson: "Let's bring free market competition back into the healthcare industry. Let's bring back way more consumer choice. Rick Scott, an expert in healthcare, he's working with people like myself and the White House, let's design the Republican plan."
The only reason this isn’t shocking is because Halligan is a shakedown lawyer, a hack. Intimidation is part of the play because it’s not about the flimsy evidence, it’s about a settlement. So they bark really loudly knowing there won’t be a trial. Halligan is going to lose bigly w/these cases.
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.

I glanced down at the message.

“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.

So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.

www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...