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mama you can’t be depressed you have cunt to serve… #beyourself
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
mama you can’t be depressed you have cunt to serve… #beyourself
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Improv comedy and need to feel witty online has made it so complete strangers will "yes and" on your art post and you have to try your best not crash out
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Improv comedy and need to feel witty online has made it so complete strangers will "yes and" on your art post and you have to try your best not crash out
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(unemployedly) do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
(unemployedly) do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life
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It’s time to concede he was right
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
It’s time to concede he was right
i love the joie de vivre you exhibited when you threatened to kill yourself in an exaggerated and cartoonish fashion at a minor inconvenience just now! do you like getting uncomfortable chuckles from acquaintances? do you want to fall in love with me?
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
i love the joie de vivre you exhibited when you threatened to kill yourself in an exaggerated and cartoonish fashion at a minor inconvenience just now! do you like getting uncomfortable chuckles from acquaintances? do you want to fall in love with me?
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
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God's Nightmare
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
God's Nightmare
Every day is a good day to hate Israel
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Every day is a good day to hate Israel
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November 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
im sorry but acquiring food from a supermarket betrays such an apathy to life that i cant help but feel slightly vindicated now that you have bowel cancer on top or your perennial depression. what other parts of your life are you treating with such disregard? i cant trust you; youre fired.
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
im sorry but acquiring food from a supermarket betrays such an apathy to life that i cant help but feel slightly vindicated now that you have bowel cancer on top or your perennial depression. what other parts of your life are you treating with such disregard? i cant trust you; youre fired.
i love winter bc we all get depressed together ❤️ #community
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
i love winter bc we all get depressed together ❤️ #community
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I’ve been lowering the melting point of water in my free time
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I’ve been lowering the melting point of water in my free time
t shirt for her that says "he's my little piggy 🐖❤️➡️" t-shirt for him that says "she's fattening me up and going to kill me ⬅️"
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
t shirt for her that says "he's my little piggy 🐖❤️➡️" t-shirt for him that says "she's fattening me up and going to kill me ⬅️"
well it happened again. chilling in my room when the Exploding Blood Man fucking bursts in outta nowhere—covered in blood—yells GET BLED ON! and before i even know whats going on my whole room is completely drenched with blood with just a a pile of bones and sinew where Exploding Blood Man was. Ffs!
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
well it happened again. chilling in my room when the Exploding Blood Man fucking bursts in outta nowhere—covered in blood—yells GET BLED ON! and before i even know whats going on my whole room is completely drenched with blood with just a a pile of bones and sinew where Exploding Blood Man was. Ffs!
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
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Mostly Generic…?
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Mostly Generic…?
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online is so embarrassing now. how did we let this happen? just a very humiliating time for all
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
online is so embarrassing now. how did we let this happen? just a very humiliating time for all
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Detective Instinct is NOW AVAILABLE in all regions (on 15% launch discount for the next two weeks)!
Thank you all for supporting us. We did our best to craft a story we can be proud of, so we hope sincerely hope you enjoy it 🫡
Check it out on Steam or Nintendo Switch!
Thank you all for supporting us. We did our best to craft a story we can be proud of, so we hope sincerely hope you enjoy it 🫡
Check it out on Steam or Nintendo Switch!
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Detective Instinct is NOW AVAILABLE in all regions (on 15% launch discount for the next two weeks)!
Thank you all for supporting us. We did our best to craft a story we can be proud of, so we hope sincerely hope you enjoy it 🫡
Check it out on Steam or Nintendo Switch!
Thank you all for supporting us. We did our best to craft a story we can be proud of, so we hope sincerely hope you enjoy it 🫡
Check it out on Steam or Nintendo Switch!
me and my red velvet boba milk tea
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
me and my red velvet boba milk tea
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She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards...
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards...
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Campbell’s promises its soups are not made with 3D printed meat
Campbell’s promises its soups are not made with 3D printed meat
Welcome to 2025.
buff.ly
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Campbell’s promises its soups are not made with 3D printed meat