Amelia🤍🧜🏻♀️
@m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social
35. wife + mum. hairstylist. ♌️. chicagoland. 🏳️🌈
cubs. packers. wisco. blackhawks. mental health advocate. diet-culture dropout. tattoo & smutty book enthusiast.
you’ll find me fighting the patriarchy & crying over One Direction.
cubs. packers. wisco. blackhawks. mental health advocate. diet-culture dropout. tattoo & smutty book enthusiast.
you’ll find me fighting the patriarchy & crying over One Direction.
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Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
December 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
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Congress covering for a horrific pedophile ring populated by our President and so many powerful people and rich people in this country who sexually assaulted girls for decades and CBS News covering for those same people who sent innocent men to be tortured at CECOT, just a disgusting time here
December 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Congress covering for a horrific pedophile ring populated by our President and so many powerful people and rich people in this country who sexually assaulted girls for decades and CBS News covering for those same people who sent innocent men to be tortured at CECOT, just a disgusting time here
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Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
I’m not salty about the loss because I don’t care, as my moods don’t revolve around sports. My contemptuousness is directed at you.
And I’m the loser? Dude, you’re trying to “troll” people on the internet behind a fake pfp. THAT is the loser behavior that belongs on the Hellsite.
And I’m the loser? Dude, you’re trying to “troll” people on the internet behind a fake pfp. THAT is the loser behavior that belongs on the Hellsite.
Wait. Contempt? I though you said you weren't salty.
Here's the lesson for you. Don't wander into a thread where you aren't being addressed and start trying to insult somebody who doesn't give a single fuck about what you think. It's bound to backfire, ya fucking loser.
Here's the lesson for you. Don't wander into a thread where you aren't being addressed and start trying to insult somebody who doesn't give a single fuck about what you think. It's bound to backfire, ya fucking loser.
Nah, I called my ancestors and they’re very supportive of my contemptuousness.
December 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I’m not salty about the loss because I don’t care, as my moods don’t revolve around sports. My contemptuousness is directed at you.
And I’m the loser? Dude, you’re trying to “troll” people on the internet behind a fake pfp. THAT is the loser behavior that belongs on the Hellsite.
And I’m the loser? Dude, you’re trying to “troll” people on the internet behind a fake pfp. THAT is the loser behavior that belongs on the Hellsite.
Nah, I called my ancestors and they’re very supportive of my contemptuousness.
December 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Nah, I called my ancestors and they’re very supportive of my contemptuousness.
No one is “salty,” you’re just weird af and those of us with time today are calling you out.
Also Packers beat the Bears two weeks ago so…?????
Also Packers beat the Bears two weeks ago so…?????
You better believe I'm enjoying this. Trolling Packers fans with Sunday morning coffee? They're so salty! This one really hurt.
December 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
No one is “salty,” you’re just weird af and those of us with time today are calling you out.
Also Packers beat the Bears two weeks ago so…?????
Also Packers beat the Bears two weeks ago so…?????
Ahh yes, the famous “Bears Won Their Personal Super Bowl Baby Boom”
I'll bet the Chicago area sees a spike in baby births on 9/20/26.
December 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Ahh yes, the famous “Bears Won Their Personal Super Bowl Baby Boom”
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Billionaire baseball owners who are too cheap to pay for players really ❤️ socialism, it turns out!
MLB is in the process of standardizing analytical data capture and distribution across MiLB and amateur baseball for MLB clubs.
Here are eight takeaways from MLB's data regulation plan: buff.ly/2N68FBu
Here are eight takeaways from MLB's data regulation plan: buff.ly/2N68FBu
December 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Billionaire baseball owners who are too cheap to pay for players really ❤️ socialism, it turns out!
Also, I lied yesterday because this is ABSOLUTELY false.
December 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Also, I lied yesterday because this is ABSOLUTELY false.
Today is a day of mourning (had my phone plugged in all night and it never charged).
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Today is a day of mourning (had my phone plugged in all night and it never charged).
You guys, I BEG OF YOU — sports DO👏NOT👏MATTER👏 in the grand scheme of life; fascism is back, our tax dollars are blowing up brown children, and immigrants are being kidnapped in broad daylight.
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
You guys, I BEG OF YOU — sports DO👏NOT👏MATTER👏 in the grand scheme of life; fascism is back, our tax dollars are blowing up brown children, and immigrants are being kidnapped in broad daylight.
THE CUBS WOULD NEVER TREAT ME LIKE THIS
December 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
THE CUBS WOULD NEVER TREAT ME LIKE THIS
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December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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No one beats the Packers like the Packers.
December 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
No one beats the Packers like the Packers.
DEROGATORY
December 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
DEROGATORY
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Seattle never plays a normal game, the Packers never play a good game. There always has to be some dumb bullshit.
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Seattle never plays a normal game, the Packers never play a good game. There always has to be some dumb bullshit.
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I am physically ill.
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I am physically ill.
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You overcome losing your best defensive player.
You overcome losing your best offensive player.
You overcome complete ineptitude in the red zone.
And you can't recover a fucking onside kick to seal the game?
Have we not suffered enough?
You overcome losing your best offensive player.
You overcome complete ineptitude in the red zone.
And you can't recover a fucking onside kick to seal the game?
Have we not suffered enough?
December 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
You overcome losing your best defensive player.
You overcome losing your best offensive player.
You overcome complete ineptitude in the red zone.
And you can't recover a fucking onside kick to seal the game?
Have we not suffered enough?
You overcome losing your best offensive player.
You overcome complete ineptitude in the red zone.
And you can't recover a fucking onside kick to seal the game?
Have we not suffered enough?
A lot of the Bears’ wins have come from the wildest, most random shit happening in the final minutes and tbh it’s rather impressive.
December 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
A lot of the Bears’ wins have come from the wildest, most random shit happening in the final minutes and tbh it’s rather impressive.
PACKERS GONNA CUB
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
PACKERS GONNA CUB