Michael
banner
schmutzie.bsky.social
Michael
@schmutzie.bsky.social
Contractor-Camper-Chicago

Fuck Trump
In the history of scenery and furniture eating actors, Sid Melton has never been surpassed.
Say whatever you want about Durante, but Sid Melton shit posting will not be tolerated on this timeline.
@frankconniff.bsky.social - The Man Who Came to Dinner is on. Durante just made his entrance. This is like Sid Melton unfunny. I'm sure he was funny to some people at some point, but it was brief.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
@frankconniff.bsky.social - The Man Who Came to Dinner is on. Durante just made his entrance. This is like Sid Melton unfunny. I'm sure he was funny to some people at some point, but it was brief.
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hello Berkeley!
Got the date wrong of course: it’s 12/16-12/21. You would have been so early!
Bay Area Alert: if you don't see Jefferson Mays' magnificent solo A Christmas Carol at Berkeley Rep this Friday you've only yourself to blame. It's a beaut.
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Soon to be former FBI director refers question about the shooter to Kristi Noem.
REPORTER: Can you clarify the timeline of when the suspect was granted asylum?

KASH PATEL: I believe Kristi Noem put that out, and that's a DHS matter and I'll refer it to them
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
People are understandably hesitant to blame Trump. Not me. It's Trump's fault.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Jon Manahhhh
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Stay safe, my friends.
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Yes, that's the ticket.
NEW: President Trump confirmed he has ordered 500 additional National Guard members to D.C. following the shooting of two National Guard members.
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This is what I thought as soon as I heard the news.
I just feel awful for the National Guard troopers caught up in this. They’re just standing around looking bored all the time, but they have been made into a deliberate symbol by the Trump admin and that may have made them a target for this gunman.
BREAKING: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the Trump administration would send hundreds of additional National Guard soldiers to the nation’s capital after two soldiers were shot in the city Wednesday.
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
On a very special 60 Minutes....
So help me if Ryan Lizza and Olivia Nuzzi have been sitting on actual news about Butler, PA this whole time and didn’t tell anyone….
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
No sense trying to pretend that Johnson has separated church and state.
Speaker Mike Johnson: “There are lots of scripturally-based, biblical reasons to support Israel…”
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Yes, "former" has officially been added to "exec."
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Good grief. The same guy who sent them to DC.
Annnnnnd now the West Virginia governor says he's not sure about the condition of the National Guardsmen.

Maybe best to not tweet out that they are both dead until, you know, you KNOW that is absolutely the case...
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It's playing right into the hands of a fascist dictator wannabe. Watch him use this to ramp everything up.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Okay, have we decided it's not a gun problem yet?
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Call me crazy but I'd like more than "I aced a cognitive test" when deciding who gets the nuclear launch codes.
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Wordle 1,621 3/6

⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The old stadiums were a little rough compared to the modern joints.

youtu.be/0LL_uovNK8c?...
1963 Chicago Bears NFL Highlights
YouTube video by John Daye
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
You can always count on the Tribune Editorial Board to suck so hard the entire city almost prolapses.
From the Editorial Board: We ply our trade with words and we like to think they have weight. But the wild Donald Trump-Zohran Mamdani news conference at the White House Friday almost convinced us of the opposite. When it comes to saying what we mean, or not, America has gone totally bananas.
Editorial: That bizarre day when the ‘fascist’ met the ‘communist’ and found common ground
Why can’t Chicago learn from the Trump-Mamdani press conference?
trib.al
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Widely held delusion. I've seen both of them. J is a handsome young man. I never get them mixed up.
🏀🏀🏀Ep. #120 of Organizations Win Championships is out! When J is home, we podcast with the kind of physicality we expect from the reeling #Bulls. And we prove we don't actually look alike, despite the widely-held misperception. Links in replies. @312sportschi.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Also the Whistling Kite. That's pretty cool, it can whistle while it watches the fire it started.
Black Kites and Brown Falcons

Oh nothing, just a couple of Aussie bird species that have figured out how to use fire. What the hell??? @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social

youtube.com/shorts/7e9jd...
The Bird That Starts Wildfires to Hunt 🔥🦅
YouTube video by Fur, Fangs & Facts
youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Black Kites and Brown Falcons

Oh nothing, just a couple of Aussie bird species that have figured out how to use fire. What the hell??? @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social

youtube.com/shorts/7e9jd...
The Bird That Starts Wildfires to Hunt 🔥🦅
YouTube video by Fur, Fangs & Facts
youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Again. Walter. Block. Awesome.

youtube.com/shorts/kPaW5...
Best Play In #Bears History? | #85Bears #Highlights
YouTube video by BEARS COUNTRY PRODUCTIONS
youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It's weird. The media are letting Trump use them to leak stories, which means some of them have better access than others, and I find myself thinking fuck the ones with access. I don't need to know Patel is getting fired before he gets fired. How is that a big fucking scoop? The access media suck.
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If he fires Patel, he better launch Bongino too. If Trump puts that nutter in charge of the FBI it's no change at all. Equally unqualified for that job.
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM