Bethany
@ohmyhart.bsky.social
big fan of human rights & THE Green Bay Packers💚💛
Then: Wisconsin born & raised
Now: Tennessee 🔵
✨️ microdosing hope ✨️
She/her
Then: Wisconsin born & raised
Now: Tennessee 🔵
✨️ microdosing hope ✨️
She/her
Pinned
Two birds, one stone.
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Two birds, one stone.
I wonder how it feels to live with this level of satisfaction.
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I wonder how it feels to live with this level of satisfaction.
Just randomly thought of the time a neighbor lady was engaging in prostitution in her house under the guise of a massage business, and the elderly HOA president came to discuss it with me. These are the things a childhood in rural Wisconsin did not prepare me for.
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Just randomly thought of the time a neighbor lady was engaging in prostitution in her house under the guise of a massage business, and the elderly HOA president came to discuss it with me. These are the things a childhood in rural Wisconsin did not prepare me for.
Well, my grandma had schizophrenia, so that could make for a pretty interesting forever.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Well, my grandma had schizophrenia, so that could make for a pretty interesting forever.
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Socialism, but just for White farmers.
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Socialism, but just for White farmers.
And if you're the dad, you can put in a little more effort than just, "Let me ask [the mom]." I promise that's allowed too🙂
Just a reminder that moms shouldn't be expected to be the sole keeper of Christmas gift ideas. If they're old enough, you can ask the child. If they have a dad, you can ask him too. I promise it's not against the law or anything.
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
And if you're the dad, you can put in a little more effort than just, "Let me ask [the mom]." I promise that's allowed too🙂
Just a reminder that moms shouldn't be expected to be the sole keeper of Christmas gift ideas. If they're old enough, you can ask the child. If they have a dad, you can ask him too. I promise it's not against the law or anything.
December 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Just a reminder that moms shouldn't be expected to be the sole keeper of Christmas gift ideas. If they're old enough, you can ask the child. If they have a dad, you can ask him too. I promise it's not against the law or anything.
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I was not impressed when the straight-c-minus boys in middle school gym did pull-ups and I remain unimpressed.
December 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I was not impressed when the straight-c-minus boys in middle school gym did pull-ups and I remain unimpressed.
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December 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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If Philip doesn't play well on Sunday, the Colts are looking at starting younger Rivers - they're looking at the Amazon and Nile.
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If Philip doesn't play well on Sunday, the Colts are looking at starting younger Rivers - they're looking at the Amazon and Nile.
Only in 2025 would it be possible for me to want to high five Piers Morgan.
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Only in 2025 would it be possible for me to want to high five Piers Morgan.
Angry Matt LaFleur>>>>>>>>>>>
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December 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Angry Matt LaFleur>>>>>>>>>>>
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Sorry I won't be responding to your text today. Somebody rapid fired 7 texts at me, and now I'm too overwhelmed to read another one for at least 5-7 business days.
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Sorry I won't be responding to your text today. Somebody rapid fired 7 texts at me, and now I'm too overwhelmed to read another one for at least 5-7 business days.
Men, what's stopping you?
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Men, what's stopping you?
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the Silicon Valley mind cannot comprehend
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
the Silicon Valley mind cannot comprehend
Good morning. Meet Xander & Theo, the twin serval kittens born at Nashville Zoo. No, they're not available for adoption. Yes, I know because I inquired.
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Good morning. Meet Xander & Theo, the twin serval kittens born at Nashville Zoo. No, they're not available for adoption. Yes, I know because I inquired.
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For what it’s worth, parenting has radicalized the shit out of me.
Our society is *so* deeply cruel and neglectful of children. It’s so shameful and so profoundly at the root of all that ails is.
Our society is *so* deeply cruel and neglectful of children. It’s so shameful and so profoundly at the root of all that ails is.
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
For what it’s worth, parenting has radicalized the shit out of me.
Our society is *so* deeply cruel and neglectful of children. It’s so shameful and so profoundly at the root of all that ails is.
Our society is *so* deeply cruel and neglectful of children. It’s so shameful and so profoundly at the root of all that ails is.
Absolutely not about the Wisconsin Friday Fish Fry, but it sure makes me want one.
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Absolutely not about the Wisconsin Friday Fish Fry, but it sure makes me want one.
I'm shocked if that's the entirety of it.
Zach Ertz diagnosed with torn ACL.
December 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I'm shocked if that's the entirety of it.
Today has one glaring flaw: too many people
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Today has one glaring flaw: too many people
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Sean Rhyan and Anthony Belton walked into positions they'd never played and solidified the interior of the Packers line.
That's pretty crazy and we barely even mention it.
That's pretty crazy and we barely even mention it.
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Sean Rhyan and Anthony Belton walked into positions they'd never played and solidified the interior of the Packers line.
That's pretty crazy and we barely even mention it.
That's pretty crazy and we barely even mention it.
At the orthodontist with my son, and a girl is crying because her mouth hurts so much, and she can't talk right, but her mom is making her go to school💔 I hate living in a system that puts people in such positions.
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
At the orthodontist with my son, and a girl is crying because her mouth hurts so much, and she can't talk right, but her mom is making her go to school💔 I hate living in a system that puts people in such positions.
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I wonder if the Pope watched Packers-Bears last night
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I wonder if the Pope watched Packers-Bears last night
Wishing a very special happy Victory Monday to all of Packers Bluesky💚💛
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Wishing a very special happy Victory Monday to all of Packers Bluesky💚💛