Amelia🤍🧜🏻♀️
@m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social
35. wife + mum. hairstylist. ♌️. chicagoland. 🏳️🌈
cubs. packers. wisco. blackhawks. mental health advocate. diet-culture dropout. tattoo & smutty book enthusiast.
you’ll find me fighting the patriarchy & crying over One Direction.
cubs. packers. wisco. blackhawks. mental health advocate. diet-culture dropout. tattoo & smutty book enthusiast.
you’ll find me fighting the patriarchy & crying over One Direction.
I AM SICK!!!
TW: child 🍇 + 👼🏻
TW: child 🍇 + 👼🏻
December 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I AM SICK!!!
TW: child 🍇 + 👼🏻
TW: child 🍇 + 👼🏻
Nah, I called my ancestors and they’re very supportive of my contemptuousness.
December 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Nah, I called my ancestors and they’re very supportive of my contemptuousness.
This is my only question because it can be about so many things relating to them
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is my only question because it can be about so many things relating to them
My face when I woke up
December 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My face when I woke up
Also, I lied yesterday because this is ABSOLUTELY false.
December 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Also, I lied yesterday because this is ABSOLUTELY false.
Today is a day of mourning (had my phone plugged in all night and it never charged).
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Today is a day of mourning (had my phone plugged in all night and it never charged).
Ahaahahhahahahhaah what a stupid thing to do
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Ahaahahhahahahhaah what a stupid thing to do
Ahh yes, dishing out potentially fatal injuries is definitely worth it…
Again, why are men like this??
Again, why are men like this??
December 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ahh yes, dishing out potentially fatal injuries is definitely worth it…
Again, why are men like this??
Again, why are men like this??
Why are men like this??????
December 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Why are men like this??????
GBP should and deserves to lose this game lol
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
GBP should and deserves to lose this game lol
Launch this game in the gd mf sun
December 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Launch this game in the gd mf sun
Me @ him every time:
December 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Me @ him every time:
Sister*
40??? nfw!!!
40??? nfw!!!
December 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Sister*
40??? nfw!!!
40??? nfw!!!
…and that’s on driving into Chicago at 4:30 (time courtesy of my kid busting his bottom teeth on the bed frame).
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
…and that’s on driving into Chicago at 4:30 (time courtesy of my kid busting his bottom teeth on the bed frame).
The universe could do the funniest thing…
December 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The universe could do the funniest thing…
Me when it happens:
December 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Me when it happens:
With the help of GBP losing 3 of their best 5 but go off lol.
Bears fans always be chirping the most and for what? Luckily for me, my husband knows better.
Bears fans always be chirping the most and for what? Luckily for me, my husband knows better.
December 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
With the help of GBP losing 3 of their best 5 but go off lol.
Bears fans always be chirping the most and for what? Luckily for me, my husband knows better.
Bears fans always be chirping the most and for what? Luckily for me, my husband knows better.