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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️
@m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social
35. wife + mum. hairstylist. ♌️. chicagoland. 🏳️‍🌈

cubs. packers. wisco. blackhawks. mental health advocate. diet-culture dropout. tattoo & smutty book enthusiast.

you’ll find me fighting the patriarchy & crying over One Direction.
I AM SICK!!!

TW: child 🍇 + 👼🏻
December 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
December 22, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Nah, I called my ancestors and they’re very supportive of my contemptuousness.
December 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
YIKES
December 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This is my only question because it can be about so many things relating to them
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My face when I woke up
December 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Also, I lied yesterday because this is ABSOLUTELY false.
December 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Today is a day of mourning (had my phone plugged in all night and it never charged).
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I REPEAT
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Ahaahahhahahahhaah what a stupid thing to do
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
December 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
December 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Ahh yes, dishing out potentially fatal injuries is definitely worth it…

Again, why are men like this??
December 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Why are men like this??????
December 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
GBP should and deserves to lose this game lol
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Launch this game in the gd mf sun
December 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Me @ him every time:
December 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
…”stripes”
December 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Sister*

40??? nfw!!!
December 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
…and that’s on driving into Chicago at 4:30 (time courtesy of my kid busting his bottom teeth on the bed frame).
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The universe could do the funniest thing…
December 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Sorry
December 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Me when it happens:
December 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
December 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
With the help of GBP losing 3 of their best 5 but go off lol.

Bears fans always be chirping the most and for what? Luckily for me, my husband knows better.
December 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM