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𝐿𝑒𝑜 ☀️ | 𝒯𝒶𝓊𝓇𝓊𝓈 🌑 | 𝒜𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓈📈 📍 #DMVSky I speak legalese ⚖️ • 2️⃣7️⃣ PSN: LXLUCCIFER🎮 #BlackSky 🦋

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The Diva Weava (she/her) @divaweava.bsky.social · May 29

Sinners is set in the city of Clarksdale, MS. Problem: there’s no theatre there. So, the citizens wrote to Warner Bros to bring the film to them. Today they & Ryan Coogler did! What a beautiful day!

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𝐋𝐗 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊$🧧 @lxluccifer.bsky.social · May 30

I’m on Bluesky today fuck itttt

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GayGuy @thethew.bsky.social · Mar 21

Pasting this alot. Think about it.

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GayGuy @thethew.bsky.social · Mar 21

1. The federal government accredits colleges.
2. This makes it legal for Sallie Mae to enslave 18 year old children.
3. The federal government dismantles the department who issued the "accreditation".
4. Your loans from Sallie Mae are no longer valid because there is no DOE to validate colleges.

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realKyleKeegan @realkylekeegan.bsky.social · Feb 21

Jasmine Crockett is shredding this solo. But it’s past time for the rhythm section to enter this song already.

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𝐋𝐗 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊$🧧 @lxluccifer.bsky.social · Feb 21

bruh I hate myself for last night 😭💔 $130 down the drain for nothing I’m disgusted w myself fr

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Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.bsky.social · Jan 29

I got a couple Skoes 🤷🏾‍♀️Idk about sky baes.

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Joey @jonelleberry.bsky.social · Jan 28

You can't financially plan yourself out of poverty.

Also wanting to enjoy your life doesn't make you fiscally irresponsible.

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𝐋𝐗 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊$🧧 @lxluccifer.bsky.social · Jan 29

Late nights, playing in the dark & waking up inside my arms 🖤

𝐋𝐗 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊$🧧 @lxluccifer.bsky.social · Jan 29

When it’s for real, it’s forever
so don’t forget about us 🖤🥀

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Want Of A Name @wantofaname.bsky.social · Jan 28

If it looks like a project 2025,
sounds like a project 2025,
Smells like a project 2025

Pretty sure it is project 2025...

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · Jan 28

freezing food stamps and WIC for almost 20 million white people in America.... I guess he's working on the groceries now...

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · Jan 18

That's why people hate the Chiefs. You're already good enough to win it all, you don't need garbage calls from the refs too.

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ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · Jan 6

Y’all remember when buddy said we don’t get to choose our baby mamas?

It was #OtherDynamicsAtPlay

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · Jan 6

Tom saw that lady didn’t have “no” last name and got to work

Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · Jan 6

I need @solomonmissouri.bsky.social to weigh in on Zendaya & Tom Holland’s engagement to make it official.

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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · Jan 7

Viola Davis saying NiggUHH is still funny asf to this day 😂

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · Jan 6

"He pandering to women for pussy"

You pandering to men for...

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𝐋𝐗 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊$🧧 @lxluccifer.bsky.social · Dec 26

Did some real grown shit and renewed my AAA.

𝐋𝐗 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊$🧧 @lxluccifer.bsky.social · Dec 25

This football game in the way of Muva’s concert!

𝐋𝐗 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊$🧧 @lxluccifer.bsky.social · Dec 25

🫂💔🫂💔🫂💔🫂
holidays are hard especially when you have angels 🥺.
love and light to yours ✨

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Candy✨ @labeautenoire3.bsky.social · Dec 15

Just saw a girl buy herself a push present for pushing through life…

And you know what, Hell Yea!

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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · Dec 15

Explain this, humankind

Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.

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𝐋𝐗 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊$🧧 @lxluccifer.bsky.social · Dec 15

Why as a black community do we keep breaking these gas station air pumps ?!?!

𝐋𝐗 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊$🧧 @lxluccifer.bsky.social · Dec 14

These lil Oui yogurts >>>>>

𝐋𝐗 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊$🧧 @lxluccifer.bsky.social · Dec 13

Second time airing my grievances:

HTTYD1 & 2 aren’t even cold yet as animation movies and they have a live action reboot.

Meanwhile, PRINCE OF EGYPT is dying for a live action reboot @dwanimation.bsky.social
@dreamworksanim.bsky.social