Ross Raszewski
@lraszewski.bsky.social
Every picture of Kegseth, he looks like he's the character in a teen adventure whose dad is about to bulldoze the youth center.
Fog my ass. Any fog is inside his ego blimped head and coiffed blowout.
He was sitting in a secure room watching over the engagement like a video game.
#FireHegeseth
apnews.com/article/hegs...
He was sitting in a secure room watching over the engagement like a video game.
#FireHegeseth
apnews.com/article/hegs...
Hegseth cites 'fog of war' in defending follow-on strike on alleged drug boat
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth cited the “fog of war” in defending a follow-up strike on an alleged drug-carrying boat in the Caribbean Sea earlier this year.
apnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Every picture of Kegseth, he looks like he's the character in a teen adventure whose dad is about to bulldoze the youth center.
Y'honor, I may be just a simple country lawyer, but I can't see how it's a crime to chop someone up into little tiny pieces I've that you really, really wanted to.
Indeed, it's a confession and admission of guilt to heinous crimes.
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Y'honor, I may be just a simple country lawyer, but I can't see how it's a crime to chop someone up into little tiny pieces I've that you really, really wanted to.
"Ah, no, you misunderstand. I'm not a beta male, I'm a betta male. Siamese fighting fish." [Flares my gills and rams you]
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
"Ah, no, you misunderstand. I'm not a beta male, I'm a betta male. Siamese fighting fish." [Flares my gills and rams you]
Now do "unarmed black man or child"...
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Now do "unarmed black man or child"...
Ugh. The android ssh client I've been using for years suddenly stopped working.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Ugh. The android ssh client I've been using for years suddenly stopped working.
I notice that Trump's defenders are big on "TECHNICALLY he didn't call for their deaths, just said the penalty for sedition is death" while they completely overlook that no one TECHNICALLY said "Disobey Trump", just the entirely technically accurate "Disobey illegal orders"
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I notice that Trump's defenders are big on "TECHNICALLY he didn't call for their deaths, just said the penalty for sedition is death" while they completely overlook that no one TECHNICALLY said "Disobey Trump", just the entirely technically accurate "Disobey illegal orders"
Giuliani says they should get a catholic priest to sanctify the white house after Mamdani's presence desanctified it. Bold words from a man who looks like he can set bibles on fire by touching them
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Giuliani says they should get a catholic priest to sanctify the white house after Mamdani's presence desanctified it. Bold words from a man who looks like he can set bibles on fire by touching them
"The White House's clarification is raising questions that they believed were answered by the clarification"
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
"The White House's clarification is raising questions that they believed were answered by the clarification"
Funnily enough, the whole reason the constitution has an explicit technical definition for treason is because the founders did not like the idea of "Actually, disobeying the lawless pronouncements of an insane syphilitic monarch is a capital offense"
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Funnily enough, the whole reason the constitution has an explicit technical definition for treason is because the founders did not like the idea of "Actually, disobeying the lawless pronouncements of an insane syphilitic monarch is a capital offense"
Reposted by Ross Raszewski
her kink is necrophilia but she likes em barely legal
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
her kink is necrophilia but she likes em barely legal
I feel like we haven't gotten nearly as many (ie "any") "Signed Epstein's Mother" jokes about the Trump-Epstein letters as we should've. Am I the only one who remembers Welcome Back Kotter?
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I feel like we haven't gotten nearly as many (ie "any") "Signed Epstein's Mother" jokes about the Trump-Epstein letters as we should've. Am I the only one who remembers Welcome Back Kotter?
You know, normal government employees put a LOT of effort - often too much effort - into the constant question of "Is there any chance the thing I am about to do will get me hauled before a congressional hearing where I sound like a war criminal?"
The writer of this tweet clearly does not
The writer of this tweet clearly does not
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
You know, normal government employees put a LOT of effort - often too much effort - into the constant question of "Is there any chance the thing I am about to do will get me hauled before a congressional hearing where I sound like a war criminal?"
The writer of this tweet clearly does not
The writer of this tweet clearly does not
I still wonder why our airways have little cul de sacs in our face which serve no purpose other than to be a place that can fill with snot until it crushes our brains and makes our teeth hurt.
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I still wonder why our airways have little cul de sacs in our face which serve no purpose other than to be a place that can fill with snot until it crushes our brains and makes our teeth hurt.
I threw it out there as a joke but now I am enamored: a D&D character who is a druid whose wildshapes are a mastodon, sabertooth tiger, tyrannosaurus, triceratops and pterodactyl
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I threw it out there as a joke but now I am enamored: a D&D character who is a druid whose wildshapes are a mastodon, sabertooth tiger, tyrannosaurus, triceratops and pterodactyl
So, like, the concept of the 50-year-mortgage is just "You pay a mortgage for 30 years, die, have zero equity, so the bank gets to keep your house", right?
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
So, like, the concept of the 50-year-mortgage is just "You pay a mortgage for 30 years, die, have zero equity, so the bank gets to keep your house", right?
Every single time i see someone propose a new orthography based on "just spell it how it sounds" they produce unreadable garbage that sounds like someone trying to fake an outrageous foreign accent.
Let's talk about why "just spell it how it sounds" is actually not straightforward, especially for a large language like English. The big questions are: "How it sounds" when spoken*by whom*? And who gets to choose?
#linguistics
#linguistics
Incidentally, this is why I’m against strict spelling. Words should be spelled the way they sound & we spell words as if we’re speaking Middle English for ridiculous class reasons
In ME you’d pronounce the k in “knight” but some dumbass needed to prove he was cool & now we have a literacy problem
In ME you’d pronounce the k in “knight” but some dumbass needed to prove he was cool & now we have a literacy problem
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Every single time i see someone propose a new orthography based on "just spell it how it sounds" they produce unreadable garbage that sounds like someone trying to fake an outrageous foreign accent.
What do we realistically think will be in the Epstein files? I mean, 100% they have destroyed all the evidence by now.
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What do we realistically think will be in the Epstein files? I mean, 100% they have destroyed all the evidence by now.
A simple meditation on the Star Trek: Enterprise Finale
If this prequel has offended, Think but this and all is mended: This whole show was but a holonovel Based on truth, but just a model. And if some details don't quite fit, Tis cause Archer's logs he did edit. And continuity's not denied, It's…
If this prequel has offended, Think but this and all is mended: This whole show was but a holonovel Based on truth, but just a model. And if some details don't quite fit, Tis cause Archer's logs he did edit. And continuity's not denied, It's…
A simple meditation on the Star Trek: Enterprise Finale
If this prequel has offended, Think but this and all is mended: This whole show was but a holonovel Based on truth, but just a model. And if some details don't quite fit, Tis cause Archer's logs he did edit. And continuity's not denied, It's just that the truth was classified. So give us your hands, if we be friends; Or else, Computer: Program end.
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November 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
A simple meditation on the Star Trek: Enterprise Finale
If this prequel has offended, Think but this and all is mended: This whole show was but a holonovel Based on truth, but just a model. And if some details don't quite fit, Tis cause Archer's logs he did edit. And continuity's not denied, It's…
If this prequel has offended, Think but this and all is mended: This whole show was but a holonovel Based on truth, but just a model. And if some details don't quite fit, Tis cause Archer's logs he did edit. And continuity's not denied, It's…
Is the comment box on facebook posts disappearing for anyone else, or have I just broken my browser again?
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Is the comment box on facebook posts disappearing for anyone else, or have I just broken my browser again?
Every time i hear "Project based on an IP by someone who turned out to be a bigot pledge to donate 100% of profits to charity", I get angry at how the POS bigot IP creator faces no penalty while the rank-n-file game devs or adaptation makers have to forgo the money they live on
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Every time i hear "Project based on an IP by someone who turned out to be a bigot pledge to donate 100% of profits to charity", I get angry at how the POS bigot IP creator faces no penalty while the rank-n-file game devs or adaptation makers have to forgo the money they live on
When Etsy banned sex toys, which used to be allowed but did not show up in ads, suddenly there was a boom in "novelty paintbrush handles", which were heavily advertised on other sites.
porn is banned, trying to look up "boobs" on google dot gov? submit 2 forms of photo ID and a DNA sample IMMEDIATELY you degenerate!!!
anyway heres a youtube ad about how soup boullion will make you FUCKING NUT YOURSELF STUPID!! followed by another unskippable AI ad of a girl about to fuck a horse
anyway heres a youtube ad about how soup boullion will make you FUCKING NUT YOURSELF STUPID!! followed by another unskippable AI ad of a girl about to fuck a horse
This is a YouTube commercial ad for soup cubes.
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When Etsy banned sex toys, which used to be allowed but did not show up in ads, suddenly there was a boom in "novelty paintbrush handles", which were heavily advertised on other sites.
True power is when you can be absolutely overt about what a psychopath you are and yet people still not only support you but insist everyone pretend you are a "compassionate leader"
Anyone else feel weirdly unnerved by the sheer amount of politically suicidal things Trump keeps doing? Is there method to the madness or is he really just that far around the bend and his staff is following him there?
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
True power is when you can be absolutely overt about what a psychopath you are and yet people still not only support you but insist everyone pretend you are a "compassionate leader"
Important to remember how much of Trumpism is the philosophy of "Everyone is a monster; the people who actually appear to care about others are just as evil as I am."
“Nobody has a bigger heart than me.”
— Donald Trump, last night
— Donald Trump, last night
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration turns to Supreme Court to block order to fully fund SNAP food aid payments.
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Important to remember how much of Trumpism is the philosophy of "Everyone is a monster; the people who actually appear to care about others are just as evil as I am."
It's surreal seeing the trumpists simultaneously demand (white) Americans start making "trump babies" to increase the (white) birthrate while simultaneously pushing an agenda calibrated to kill off a huge percentage of the population
Trump is sending our economy into free fall and his solution is to throw millions of Americans off their health care this fall.
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It's surreal seeing the trumpists simultaneously demand (white) Americans start making "trump babies" to increase the (white) birthrate while simultaneously pushing an agenda calibrated to kill off a huge percentage of the population
White Dudes find themselves in a kind of twilight zone episode where they made a deal with a supernatural creature to be "important" but SURPRISE they're hitler now.
But instead of a supernatural creature, it's Trump and instead of hitler, it's hitler.
But instead of a supernatural creature, it's Trump and instead of hitler, it's hitler.
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
White Dudes find themselves in a kind of twilight zone episode where they made a deal with a supernatural creature to be "important" but SURPRISE they're hitler now.
But instead of a supernatural creature, it's Trump and instead of hitler, it's hitler.
But instead of a supernatural creature, it's Trump and instead of hitler, it's hitler.