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deedee megajuju smith-schuster
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I guess she really is a member of the Trump administration
she could learn a few things about skincare from rachel news
nice try, Gunther. maybe next time you'll be able to prove this negative
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Please help me. My name is Shohei Ohtani. Last night I was struck by lightning while standing next to a man who kept looking at his phone even though we were in a lively social situation and awoke to find we had switched bodies. Please, someone contact my team. This man does not live well
If I’m a GM, I’m signing as many Will Smiths as I can
For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series

2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves

2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros

2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers

2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
man, that’s gotta be gut-wrenching
I hope this game goes at least 20 innings
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Ohtani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever: throw game 7 of the World Series to pay back his massive gambling debt with the Yakuza
they're calling her the most humiliated second lady of all time
a joke so bad I’m now going to kms
I’m not sure you want to keep rubbing it in people’s faces
Per Danny Kemp via press pool

Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL

“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Has Donald Trump been seen in public lately?
It kind of tastes like anise? The numbing effect is wild
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The internet has broken humanity’s collective brain but on the upside ⬇️
Besides, it’s literally true
I'm fine with aggressively spreading the rumor that JD Vance and Erika Kirk are fucking. What do I care
Yeah, they big fuckin.