Author | Lightnews

deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 3m

I guess she really is a member of the Trump administration

deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 12h

she could learn a few things about skincare from rachel news

deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 21h

nice try, Gunther. maybe next time you'll be able to prove this negative

11

Reposted by deedee megajuju smith-schuster

ceej @ceej.online · 1d

Please help me. My name is Shohei Ohtani. Last night I was struck by lightning while standing next to a man who kept looking at his phone even though we were in a lively social situation and awoke to find we had switched bodies. Please, someone contact my team. This man does not live well

4 27 490

deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 1d

If I’m a GM, I’m signing as many Will Smiths as I can

carter’s highlight page @30thstate.bsky.social · 1d

For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series

2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves

2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros

2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers

2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2

deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 1d

man, that’s gotta be gut-wrenching

deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 1d

alejandro "charlie" kirk

deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 1d

I hope this game goes at least 20 innings

deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 1d

obama discovers class solidarity

2

Reposted by deedee megajuju smith-schuster

Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 1d

10 35 250

deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 1d

Bonkers reply

3

deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 1d

Ohtani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever: throw game 7 of the World Series to pay back his massive gambling debt with the Yakuza

1

deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 1d

rigor mortis smile

3

deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 1d

they're calling her the most humiliated second lady of all time

deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 1d

i love this for JD and Erika

26

deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 1d

a joke so bad I’m now going to kms

8

deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 2d

I’m not sure you want to keep rubbing it in people’s faces

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 2d

Per Danny Kemp via press pool

Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL

“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”