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Lauren Jordan
@loremjay.bsky.social
producer & developer for a sustainability-first circular creative industry 🌎 NC CHI CA

https://laurenjordan.art

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General Strike tomorrow. Don't do NOTHIN'. 🖕🧊🔥
January 30, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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ICE has been holding a disabled Black man for a year!

Rodney Taylor is a double amputee who was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE took him.

He’s been denied his prosthetics & placed in solitary.

His health is declining.

Public outrage might save his life.

Say his name:
Sign the Petition
Demand the Release of Rodney Taylor from ICE Detention
www.change.org
January 29, 2026 at 9:22 AM
If conservatives cared about children they’d stop buying SUVs and F150s.
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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the actual solution to the trolley problem is that a workers party has risen to power that will charge ceos with manslaughter if their employees die from unsafe conditions and then no one is working on an actively used trolley track
January 6, 2026 at 5:51 PM
If you are an adult that “still feels like a kid,” may I recommend spending more time around actual children. Like just go to the library or park and spend time with the children in your life. Exist in public spaces with children. Nothing will remind you of your adulthood like actual children.
January 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
As I get older the more I realize I really do need a different notebook for every topic/project. One size fits all does not work for me actually.
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I didn’t cook a lot for fun in 2025 until the past two weeks during which I have made like 5 soups. Soup is healing.
December 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If you want a good non-Christmas show to throw on with your older parents, Derry Girls has been very successful with mine!!
December 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“Relationships take hard work” is commonly misunderstood I think as being about the external work, putting up with or compromising, “settling,” which sure, it is sometimes… but it’s definitely more about the internal work of being worthy of space near folks with who you find an effortless existence.
December 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Ooops started drawing comics again in my free time :)
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Is tiramisu a salad or a sandwich?
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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STILL MISSING!!
The first grader has been separated from his dad for almost a week, following ICE abducting them for the third time this year! ICE refuses to disclose the 6 yr old’s location.
WHERE IS YUANXIN?

Call your Reps & ask them to pressure ICE/DHS to reunite Fei & Yuanxin & release them!
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Currently fantasizing about starting a county recycling system, becoming the most boring person on earth, but also it’s mech doggy themed (because white people with money love dogs, and we all love mechs)
November 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Oh if you were wondering my Pantone color of the year guess, it’s a black-green and it’ll be black algae theme, or a dark aquatic/plankton type deal. Deeeeeep deep green.
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I went to Portland for a week and came back to 44 eggs on our counter and another dozen in the fridge. So I’m making quiches and frozen egg bites. Deviled eggs in a few weeks…
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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"touch grass" is bad advice. i am allergic to grass and it's a huge waste of water. we should instead be touching desert-friendly xeriscaping
June 7, 2023 at 10:11 PM
Millenialism is proximity to vine.
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I hate this fucking country. Something something that poem about kids in the burning haunted house.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’ve seen multiple instances of PHD holding experts with large followings have willfully misinterpreted a thing in order to be angry and nasty to one of their followers and that shit has got to stop. I expect better from you. Knock it off.
November 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.

Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
We think as we get better at something there will be less critique but actually there is more. There is never a point where you / your work will be universally loved. Instead, as your skill increases so does the skill of your audience in understanding your work and being critical of it.
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
When parents raise you to care about other people and then are shocked when, as adults, you care about other people.
October 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I’m supposed to finally meet all my remote coworkers after three years working with them and if that gets messed up because of an insurrection I’m gonna be soooo mad.
October 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I love to work from home because no one can see me stimmimg my ass off.
October 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM