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Lauren Jordan
@loremjay.bsky.social
producer & developer for a sustainability-first circular creative industry 🌎 NC CHI CA

https://laurenjordan.art

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Millenialism is proximity to vine.
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I hate this fucking country. Something something that poem about kids in the burning haunted house.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’ve seen multiple instances of PHD holding experts with large followings have willfully misinterpreted a thing in order to be angry and nasty to one of their followers and that shit has got to stop. I expect better from you. Knock it off.
November 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.

Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
We think as we get better at something there will be less critique but actually there is more. There is never a point where you / your work will be universally loved. Instead, as your skill increases so does the skill of your audience in understanding your work and being critical of it.
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
When parents raise you to care about other people and then are shocked when, as adults, you care about other people.
October 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I’m supposed to finally meet all my remote coworkers after three years working with them and if that gets messed up because of an insurrection I’m gonna be soooo mad.
October 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I love to work from home because no one can see me stimmimg my ass off.
October 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If anyone truly loved him they’d be trying to get him in a hospital under full care because it’s so obvious how sick he is, but there’s not a soul on earth who cares so we all get to suffer.
October 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I was the producer on this collection! ❤️ Working with Kevin was a dream of mine. I am humbled by and grateful for the opportunity.
SO excited to be able to reveal this project that I’ve been working on with @dualwieldstudio.bsky.social!! A brand new capsule collection with a searcher and matching bandana and pin - just in time for the weather to change!
Strengthen your resolve 🗡 The Sacred Blood Capsule Collection by @kevinjaystanton.bsky.social arriving Friday, October 10 at 10AM PT at Dual Wield Studio. Read more about the inspiration behind the collection here: https://bit.ly/3KvlYLk
October 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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It’s dangerous to go alone - take the Sacred Blood Capsule Collection’s Pin for stylish protection 🤍

🩸Designed by @kevinjaystanton.bsky.social
🩸3.7 x 3.1 inches
🩸$35 USD
October 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Bloom where you're planted 🌹 with this versatile bandana from our Sacred Blood Capsule Collection.

🩸Designed by @kevinjaystanton.bsky.social
🩸22 x 22 inches, 100% cotton
🩸$30 USD
October 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Embrace your sanguine nature 🩸✨ with the Sacred Blood Capsule Collection Sweater.

🩸Designed by @kevinjaystanton.bsky.social
🩸50% Rayon, 28% Nylon, 22% PBT with printed neck tape
🩸$80 USD
October 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Strengthen your resolve 🗡 The Sacred Blood Capsule Collection by @kevinjaystanton.bsky.social arriving Friday, October 10 at 10AM PT at Dual Wield Studio. Read more about the inspiration behind the collection here: https://bit.ly/3KvlYLk
October 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The key thing that studies show is one group is “I understand morals and right/wrong exist and act in line with what I consider right” and the other group is “I understand morals and right/wrong exist but act in line with my personal interests” and the second group thinks they are equally moral.
October 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Love to pay off debt and watch my credit score tank. How could I be so irresponsible 😔
September 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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「ネコと珈琲」(2025)
180mm×260mm
ペン画、紙にスミ、デジタル着彩
September 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
This spider keeps building her web across our front door and I’m like GIRL. Please. Anywhere else. I feel so bad destroying her work.
September 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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🔥 The world’s top climate scientists have found that global warming is accelerating. Oceans are rising faster than ever, and the 1.5°C target is slipping away, but there’s still a narrow path forward. #ClimateAction
Climate change is accelerating, scientists find in ‘grim’ report » Yale Climate Connections
They warn that humanity is just three years from overshooting the Paris Agreement’s 1.5°C target, with seas rising faster than ever. But the report also contains a little bit of good news.
yaleclimateconnections.org
September 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I went to the local pride yesterday and half the tents were just… churches. Churches showing up and going out of their way to support and making it part of their identity. In the current climate it was really beautiful and I honestly got emotional.
September 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Waiting for men to save you will kill you,
September 14, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Submit a bunch of paintings to a local gallery call for entries, fingers crossed!!! And they aren’t online at all. I have like five paintings going at a time rn. And none of it is online. I feel so powerful.
September 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:

"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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My feed is almost entirely people condemning violence and telling others not to celebrate this.
they just decide what they think we’re like and proceed as though
September 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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3. If you see content that disturbs you, immediately (or as fast as possible) go and play 20-30 minutes of Tetris (or any other fast-paced game with your eyes sweeping over the visual field that has caused visual artifacts to linger when you close your eyes for you in the past).
September 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM